Author: Darkened Dawn of Silence PM
Riku ruined his lexicon-a GREEK dictionary, not just a dictionary!-and he would pay for it... if he would take him seriously. Riku x Zexion, hinted Sora x Roxas.Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Zexion & Riku - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 01-31-12 - Status: Complete - id: 7791836
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A/N: This... this is... I blame Achi. It was a random comment on an MSN conversation, and she convinced me to write this.
Warning: OOCness, most-likely-bad humor.
Pairing: Riku x Zexion, hinted Roxas x Sora.
Dedications: To WookieCookie (Achi-chan). Enjoy it sis!
"Riku would never take him seriously..."
Zexion was not amused. In fact, he was downright livid. To those who didn't know him that well, it would appear that he was a statue, frozen with a bland look on his pale face. However, once he turned his head and stared at a person with cool aqua eyes, it was then they knew he was livid. His eyes were cold, but they were also burning with anger. His stare was enough to make someone scream and run for the hills—in fact, three people had done that the moment he had stared at them. The schemer didn't find it the slightest bit amusing, despite the fact that the person next to him laughed his head off (the slate haired Nobody wondered what kind of idiot thought up that phrase).
"So I tossed you in the water and your book got ruined, you can get more books." the older man next to him blurted out of nowhere, a slow grin going onto his tanned features. Despite the fact Zexion set his cool, angered gaze on him, the taller boy didn't bat an eye or flinch.
"That book was a Lexicon, a Greek dictionary, you blundering moron!" the smaller boy screamed, resisting the urge to hit the silver haired teen next to him. He may love him, but that didn't mean he was spared from his anger.
Riku simply shrugged his shoulders and stood up, looking down at his boyfriend with that same stupid grin plastered on his face. "Ain't that cute." he said simply as he poked Zexion's forehead before picking up the smaller boy with ease, slinging him over his shoulder. "I'll get you another dictionary, alright? There are tons of them."
A low snarl passed through the smaller boy, and despite the fact he hit Riku in the back of the head with his fist, the older boy didn't flinch or even mutter an "ow." "That was not just a dictionary, you idiot! It was a—"
"Greek dictionary, I get it. I can get you another one of those. Yen Sid, remember?" Riku retorted as he continued walking to the house he shared with Zexion. He felt his boyfriend's fist connect with the back of his skull, but it didn't hurt because the Nobody was so small that his hits felt like air hitting his head.
"I am going to kill you, I swear!" the aqua eyed schemer screamed as he hit the back of Riku's head with his fist again. It irked him that the silveret wasn't reacting at all to what he was saying or doing.
"I love you too, and honestly, stop doing that. You hit like a girl."
Roxas blinked in confusion whenever he heard Zexion scream "YOU SUCK!" at the top of his lungs. Sora stared at his boyfriend and shook his head. "Don't ask."
A/N: I'm going to go hide in a corner now. *goes off and sits in a corner while clutching onto a Riku plushie*