|All The Words In The English Language
Author: Cupcakes11 PM
Pinkie tries to sing the entire dictionary to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance. DON'T FLAME AND DELETE THIS FIC!Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Pinkie Pie - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 02-02-12 - Status: Complete - id: 7800288
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A/N: If you like Animaniacs, you will started to love this parody. Read and enjoy!
"And now, Pinkie Pie will sing all the words in the English Language!" the announcer's voice was heard as Pinkie appeared on stage with a big dictionary and a black graduation hat on her head. She opened the big dictionary to the A's and pulls out the pointing stick out of nowhere. Then she started to sing as she began to dance.
Aardvark, abating, abet, abdicating, abandon,
abase and abreast
Ablaze and ablution, abhor and abusion, abbreviate,
Abduct and ablation, abridge and abrasion, abash and
abrupt and abride
Abscond and absentia, absent, abstentia, abdomen,
Abominable, abrogate, absolute, absent, absorbent,
Absurd and abundant, abusive, abutment, acacia,
Accede and accost and accept and across and
accompany, acre, accord
Accomplish, account, accrue and amount,
acrimonious, active, adored
Adrenaline, adulate, adder and advocate, advertise,
adverse and abrade
Advice, adversarial, advent and aerial, affluent, after,
"Well, there it is," Twilight said, "Pinkie Pie now well under way in singing all the words in the English language. I'm Twilight Sparke; with me are Spike, Fluttershy, Apple Jack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity and Princess Celestia. Guys, a great start?"
"Oh, yes, Twilight," Celestia replied, "a marvelous start to what is a difficult, difficult routine."
"I agree on that," Spike said with a smile.
"Pinkie's going to sing all the words in the English language? How is that possible?" Rainbow Dash asked while Rarity shrugged. "I guess she wants to prove she can do it all by herself," the fashion designer unicorn said with a shrug, "She will try her best,"
Fluttershy, however, was very worried. "What if Pinkie makes a lot of mistakes by missing the few words?" the yellow pegasi asked, "Oh, I hope she will pass this one."
"Hope she does," said Apple Jack, "You just wait and see," Fluttershy nodded.
"Stay turned," Twilight announced, "and we'll be back to bring you the whole thing."
Several hundred words later, on stage, Pinkie was breathing heavily. How many hours had it been since she started singing? She had no idea but she continued.
Level and levity, lewd and longevity
Libel, libation, Lanai
Lithium, litigate, libel, legitimate
Liberty, levy and lie
"Welcome back. Pinkie has now gotten to the L's as she sings all the words in the English language." Twilight said.
"A slight mistake with the F's. Here's what it looked like."
"This is going to be good," Rainbow Dash mumbled while the other Mane Six, Spike and Celestia nodded in agreement.
Facial and faction and fractal and fraction
And fraudulent, fragrant, frappay
Frankincense, Frankish and...
Pinkie's eyes popped open then she turned, muttering, "Shoot."
Yadda, yadda, flambe'
"That mistake could have been costly for Pinkie but she recovered." Celestia said.
"Thank goodness for that," Fluttershy said in relief.
"Let's watch as Pinkie continues with the L's." Twilight said as they turned back to Pinkie who started to look tired.
Libation and libertine, limited, limousine
Lumpid and limbo and lime
Lima and lipid and literature, liquid
And listing and liter and line
There's lobby and loading and loathsome and loaning
And logo and then locomotion
There's lotus and lottery, lobo, lobotomy
Logic and loosen and lotion
Lozenge and lubber and lucky and lover
And lullaby, lumber and Luke
Luster and luscious and lunatic lustrous and lurking
lunar and lute
"Well, Pinkie Pie is now about halfway through singing all the words of the English language." Twilight said. "We will be back with more."
Another several hundred words later, more or less Pinkie was really tired as she sang the Z's. As she continued to sing, she had been extremely stupid for even daring to attempt this. But that didn't her friends from watching, thinking that she's going to do it.
Zachary, Zanzibar, zappy and zamindar
Zilliom, Zip code and Zen
Zany and zoning and zeal and zirconium
Zodiac, zombie, ze-in
"Well, Pinkie Pie's just moments away from having sung all the words in the English language." Twilight continued. "Guys, do you think she'll make it?"
"If it was someone, I would tell you no." Apple Jack replied.
"However, it is Pinkie we're talking about. We'll just have to see." said Celestia.
"I hope she can make it," Fluttershy said as she covers her eyes, "I can't bare to watch." The other Mane Six, Spike and Celestia turned back to the action. Pinkie was about to collapse as her voice began to grow hoarse.
Zigging and zagging and zealous and zebra
And zenith and zap and zaffer
Zeppelin and zipper and zephyr and zither
Then zinc and zombini and zoo and zucchini
And Zulu and Zorro and zit and Zamora
And zero and zoom and...
Pinkie started to breathe and then collapsed to the ground. Her friends, Spike and Celestia were shocked that she fainted, and sighed. Fluttershy felt scared, feel like she is going to cry. "I guess not." Spike remarked.
"Wait!" Pinkie hoarsely screamed. Everyone then turned to see Pinkie about to raise her stick and then she pointed to the final word she hasn't sung yet.
Pinkie then collapsed as everyone cheered. "She did it!" Twilight screamed, "Pinkie Pie has just sung all the words in the English language."
"Way to go, Pinkie!" Spike cheered.
"We're so proud of you!" Rarity added while Fluttershy gave the pink pony a hug.
"Congratulations, Pinkie Pie." Apple Jack said as she and Rainbow Dash picked her up on the ground.
"Thanks." the pink pony muttered.
"Well, Pinkie, since you've sung all the words in the English language, think you can sing all the numbers above zero?" Celestia asked. Pinkie's eyes popped as she fainted. The Equestia princess blinked. "It was a rhetorial question!" The other Mane Six and Spike began to laugh.
"Looks like we had to let Pinkie rest for awhile," Twilight said with a chuckle.
A/N: There you have it, Pinkie Pie finally sung all the words in the English language. Good bye, everybody!