|Ways to annoy the Star Wars villans
Author: SabeSabina PM
It s all said in the title.Disclaimer: I own only the ideas, bla, bla, bla...Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Parody - Darth Vader - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 09-04-12 - Published: 02-07-12 - id: 7814053
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Buy her a Hannah Montana wig.
Hit her with a golf club and say that you've mistaken her head for a golf ball.
Dress her in a pink tutu.
Ask her if she accidentally cut her hair with the lawn mower.
If your light bulb goes out, ask her if you could borrow her head instead.
Pretend that you're her, call the Barbie factory and say that you want your wig back.
Give her a bald Chihuahua for Christmas.
Sign her up for a circus agency.
Ask her if she's wearing a hood because otherwise her head would get sunburns.
Tell her that she would get sunburns from a torch.
Tell her the Fashion ghost is angry that she killed it.
Call her Egghead.
On Easter crack red eggs on her head.
Ask her if she's an Egyptian princess and she's lost her set of royal wigs.
Play the 'Knock-knock" joke on her head.
Ask her if she's ever heard of sunscreen.
Ask her if she wants to make Dracula jealous with her paleness.
Make her fight on 10cm highneels.
Record a video of it and put it on youtube.
Draw her face with lipstick while she sleeps.
Bury her underneath a dozen fashion magazines while she's on the toilet.
Ask her how doesn't she cut herself when she attaches together the two lightsabers.
Ask her if she copied the tattoos from the Capitol people (Hunger Games).
Ask her if she's ever heard of jeans (or thought of wearing pants instead of that horrible grandma style long skirt).
Tell her Dooku fired her.
Write her a love letter and sign it Anakin.
Tell her Ahsoka is better than her.
Ask her what does the hairdresser say when she enters the coiffeur.
Tell her there is a new invention and it's called makeup.