|I Found A CarrotKnife!
Author: KlaineGleekFanGirl PM
Remember when Cheese found a carrot? This time, he's found a knife, but he thinks it's a carrot. Oneshot! Rated T for insanity!Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 05-30-12 - Published: 02-11-12 - Status: Complete - id: 7825299
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A/N: Cheese finds a knife, but he thinks it's a carrot and no one is able to convince him otherwise...until Goo arrives that is. Rated T for my insanity. Oneshot!
I Found A Carrot-Knife!
Cheese was, once again, wandering around Foster's, looking for something to do, when suddenly he found a knife.
"I FOUND A CARROT!" He screamed to the empty room, and picked up the knife.
Eduardo was in the shower, trying not to make the mistake of getting soap in his eyes again, when suddenly, the curtains were pulled back, and Cheese was standing there with a knife in his hand and a crazed look in his eyes.
"I FOUND A CARROT!" He screeched, and stabbed Eduardo with the knife.
"No, Senior Cheese! It's not a ca-" Eduardo died.
Cheese gasped. "I FOUND CARROT!" HE shrieked, hurrying across the hallway to show other people his 'carrot.'
"Cheese, I'm sorry, but what are you doing here?" Wilt asked as Cheese hurried into his room. Then he noticed the knife. "Wait, Cheese, why do you have that kni-?"
"I FOUND A CARROT!" Cheese cried, and stabbed Wilt with the knife.
"Cocococococococococococo!" Coco shrieked.
"I FOUND A CAROT!" Cheese called again, and stabbed her with the knife.
Cheese showed his 'carrot' to almost everyone in Foster's. Then, Mac and Bloo were the only ones left.
"We're dead! We're dead! WE ARE SO DEAD!" Bloo screamed.
"Shh, Bloo! Be quiet, or he'll find us!" Mac hissed.
They were hiding in a supply closet, hoping that Cheese wouldn't find them.
Suddenly, the door opened, and Cheese smiled at them.
"I pooted," he whispered eerily.
"AAAH!" Bloo screamed.
"Hi, everyone! What's going on? What are you guys doing in the supply closet? Where's Franky and Mr. Herriman and everyone else? Wha-?"
"Goo! Oh thank goodness you're here! Cheese has a knife, but he thinks it's a carrot and nobody's able to convince him and he's killed everyone in Foster's and-"
"Hi bunny!" Cheese smiled at Goo.
"Ugh, leave this to the professionals," Goo sighed, and threw a real carrot at Cheese.
"I FOUND A KNIFE!" Cheese screeched, then he stabbed Bloo, Goo, and Mac with the carrot, and they died.
"I found a carrot," Cheese whispered, and then, he went home.