|Warriors in the house
Author: madders10 PM
A Truth/dare/torture story! R&R Please! I NEED IDEAS!Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 05-27-12 - Published: 02-12-12 - id: 7828687
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Hey! This is an idea I had, so just try it. Rated T for mild language, some themes, and Beetail getting her cookie token from her! I Don't take credit for this idea. I was inspired by Black-wolf-warrior! I'll be using the warriors of the 5th omen of the stars book. Sorry if I mess up some relationships in the series.
"Okay! So I guess we should go…" Meowed a nervous Beetail. We were going to kidnap some clan cats. After that we were going to do something. I forgot. The idea came last night. At 2 a.m. Yeah… that's the background story.
"Huh. The fact that you showed some restraint is astounding." Nightear stated in his bored voice that drove his stalkers insane.
"Beetail? Restraint? On What?" I replied. Holy shit. She hardly EVER shows restraint!
"She only brought 199 cookies instead of 200."
"WOW!" Snakeheart said. That is AMAZING! She has… an obsesion… Just don't touch her cookies if you want to live.
"Let's go." Nightear said. Fucking killjoy.
"Whatever" was the reply. It was 4 in the morning. What did you expect? A hardy he
So off we went. Our house is in the twolegplace where the Clans are, So it took us 5 minutes to get there. Wait a minute. We're cats. How the fuck did we get a house? For that matter, how do we even open the fucking DOOR? Ah well. Apperently we can. So how DID we get the house? Oh… so that's what Beetail was doing that day. I have to remind her not to hurt twolegs. She probably failed at getting it without violence T.T… whatever. We have a house and can apparently open doors.
By now we are in Thunderclan. The plan was to get 4 cats from each Clan. Maybe some tribe cats and loners.
"Okay, time to get some cats. I'll get Firestar, Beetail get Jayfeather, Snakeheart get Sandstorm, and Nightear gets Leafpool." I laid out the plan. After 3 nods from the others, I walked to the leader's Den. I sneaked up on him like a ninja and quickly gagged him so he couldn't scream. He woke up instantly.
"MYO MRE MU? MUNMMPH MM MAT MUMMPH!"
(Translation: WHO ARE YOU? UNTIE ME AT ONCE!)
"Right, about that… I am Marigoldpelt and, no." I said, dragging him to the center of camp. That was easy.
I walked to the medicine cat's den and started to sneak up on Jayfeather. I just HAD to be stuck with the emo. The FUCKING emo.
"I know your there strange cats whose name is not yet told to me by stick." said the blind, emo, stick loving cat.
"Don't scream or I'll break your stick." I order. He said nothing but looked scared. OMSC O.o . He really cares that much about the damn stick? Starclan save us.
There's Marigoldpelt. I wonder if she has a cookie…
I walked towards the warriors den with Nightear. Having mad skills with she-cats (and Toms. Yes Crowfeather. I mean you. You've got problems. I still have nightmares.)
"Yo, Sandstorm. Get up. We've got Firestar. If you ever want to see your mate again, follow me." I growled. She listened. I followed her to the center of camp. The others were ungagged and looking board.
"Finally! Only Nightear is left." Beetail said, munching on a cookie. I sat down to wait. I wonder how long this will take. I want to start on Windclan. I was starting to get hungery.
"Hey Beetail?" I asked Oh so politely.
"Yes?" she answered.
"Can I have a cookie?"
"ONE cookie." Beetail huffed. This was one of her best days. She must like kidnapping. I took a cookie and started munching on it. I started the timer. If Nightear wasn't here by then, we'll go to Windclan without him.
I walked with Snakeheart to the warriors' den. I don't know how, but I can make myself disappear. Not like go invisible, but hide and sneak really well. Leafpool was sleeping soundly. If only Marigoldpelt didn't have sweet hearing, the things I could do to her(A/N: O.o)… Stay on track Nightear!
"Leafpool! Get up or I'll break Crowfeather's neck." I whispered in her ear. She didn't stir. Damn. I'll have to do this the hard way. I dragged her out of the den and towards the others. Snakeheart was eating a cookie. My fangirls, Marigoldpelt calls them stalkers, follow me everywhere. It's nice to not have them around for once… I wish Mari (my nickname for Marigoldpelt) was one. Oh well. I joined the others in the center of camp and we started to Windclan
We started to Windclan with the prisoners. The only one who seemed happy was Leafpool. Hm. Wonder what that's about. So we were in the camp. I started to give jobs again.
"Snakeheart, get Crowfeather, Nightcloud, and Breezepelt. Nightear, you help." They nodded and went off.
"Beetail, you and I are going to get Onestar."
"You have to. I'm not going there without you."
"Can't I watch them?" She whined and pointed at the Prisoners.
"No. They'll stay. I told them that you'd hunt them down. Face it, you're scary at night."
"Oh so true."
"They also get cake that Snakeheart bought."
"You're distracting me! Are you coming or not?" I said Impatiently. It was 4:30 already. We only had till 6 o'clock.
"Fine. I'll come. But you owe me a new box of triple fudge cookies."
"Whatever" Shit. I'll have to borrow money from Snakeheart. Those cookies are expensive. Oh well. At least I'm not going to have to get Onestar alone. Thank Starclan about that. We went to get Onestar.
"HELLO!" Onestar said in a tone that worried me. He started toward Beetail. (Sorry if you like Onestar. I don't)
"AH! NONONONONONO! BAD BAD BAD BAD! KEEP YOUR PAWS TO YOURSELF!" She screamed and started jumping up and down and rapidly hitting his head. With a stick. HA!
"OW! Stop it! I'll Come!" Said Onestar. We turned and went to the center of camp. The prisoners were eating cake.
So we had Onestar. I held on to the stick just in case. The prisoners were enjoying cake. I reached for a cookie. It was now 4:45. The toms had better get here soon. We're running out of time. We need to get to shadow clan.
"Hey Marigoldpelt?" Asked Firestar.
"What?" She sounded harsh. Good luck Firestar.
"What do you want with us?"
"Truth or dare, Would you rather, Spin the Bottle, Anything the reviewers want."
"Okay" Firestar said and continued to eat cake.
I went to the warriors den with Nightear. We walked in and saw the most scary thing ever.
"Um, Crowfeather?" I asked.
"Momer mere. Melp mew!"
(Translation: Over here. Help me!)
2 black …things were clinging to Crowfeather. We ran over and saw the things were Nightcloud and Breezepelt O.o. We dragged the who lot out of the den. Then we pried Nightcloud and Breezepelt off of Him and took them to the others. They were talking happily.
"This is very good cake Beetail!" Leafpool said. I Couldn't agree more
"Yes. I need to thank Snakeheart when he gets back." Beetail agreed.
I Cleared my throat.
"Oh! They're back. Thank you for the cake Snakeheart!" Beetail said.
We went to Shadowclan next. When we got there, Mari gave directions as always.
"I'll get Blackstar. Beetail, get Tigerheart, Nightear," I looked up from the ground when I heard my name. "get Tawnypelt. Snakeheart, get Littlecloud. (A/N: I don't know if he's dead so in my story, He is.) Everyone went off to get their cats, so I went to the warriors den. Tawnypelt was sleeping soundly. I woke her up and brought her to the center of camp.
"Hey Tawnypelt! Want some cake?" said Onestar.
"Sure." She said back.
I sat down to wait. It was 5:00. We had an hour left.
I walk off toward Blackstar's den. He and Beetail's rivalry goes way back. He was easy to get. Just woke up, looked at me, and left. He walked to the center of camp and started talking to the others. Then he saw the cookies. Beetail had just gotten back with Tigerheart and was eating her cookies.
"OHHHH! Cookies!" He said. and reached for one.
Beetail just sat there with this faraway look on her. Blackstar was eating a cookie.
"You… just… ate…my… cookie…" She said in a small voice. It disappeared in a second.
"YOU WILL NOT LIVE TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAYYYYYYYY!" She screamed. I Would have helped Blackstar, but I didn,t have a deathwish.
After a while, Beetail calmed down. Blackstar needed Jayfeather to revive him. Snakeheart got back with Littlecloud and we went to Riverclan. (A/N: I am going to tell you the Riverclan cats But not in detail. Mistyfoot, Mothwing, Leopardstar, and Stormfur. I am to tired and this is to long.)
We went back to our house to sleep. Finally!
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