|A Dilemma with Horne's
Author: Colonel Cooper PM
A drabble detailing Audrey's conversation with Dr. Jacoby about her father's madness, with her initial father-hating character still intact.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Audrey H. & L. Jacoby - Words: 109 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 02-13-12 - Status: Complete - id: 7829906
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"So Dr. Jacoby, my father is re-enacting the American Civil War because he's gone absolutely batshit crazy."
"In essence, that's correct Audrey."
"Brought on by him losing the opportunity to screw schoolgirls."
"What? Screw schoolgirls?"
"He owned One-Eyed Jacks, turning my classmates into his hookers. Now he's lost it, and his mind."
"Mind-blowing indeed. And you want to help him regain his sanity?"
"Frankly, I couldn't give a toss. I'll run the hotel; he can play Indians with Johnny."
"Love the attitude Audrey. I'd much rather talk about schoolgirls anyway!"
"Typical. So, did you fuck Laura as well?"