Author: Hyper-Fangirls-Without-Sleep PM
Gourry Gabriev is just an ordinary high school jock until something turns his life upside down and drag-in' around. A Sailor Moon retelling that is original and hillarious. Chapter Seven Up! Sailor Venus Attacks! And Zel uses his bubbles!Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,638 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 03-14-03 - Published: 05-18-02 - id: 784220
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Before we begin this installment of "Sailor Bish"
All right Author's Notes-
This chapter features Jakotsu once again, along with Bankotsu of the Shichinin-tai in a minor role as well. Bankotsu is the leader of the seven-member army, and is very close to Jakotsu. He's an excellent fighter and wields a huge sword called Banryuu He's got a bit of a childish streak to him and loves sake… but when it's time to battle, he becomes a formidable fighter.
He also bears a strange resemblance to an older version of "Gundam Wing's" Duo Maxwell… ^^;;
Since Fanfiction.Net is evil… and won't let us link in a document, you can go to our profile to for a link to a pic of him, as well as a pic of Jakotsu's sword the Jakotsutou, which is sort of hard to explain… so a visual may help. ::Kicks FF.Net::
And Now Notes To Reviewers
Rune-Rune-Not telling if Zel actually does get to do Sailor Bish Sez… You're right, the guy needs a girl… but once again the person we cast Amelia as doesn't show up for quite a while.
Narrator-Well you could always check out the manga translations. XD Jakotsu is pretty overt when he does encounter InuYasha… and he is what one would call a "sadomasochist." He isn't quite as "clingy" as he is in here I would say… but ::shrug:: He is quite an interesting character… and a lot of fun… Plus he has his own little opinions on all the main males of InuYasha. XD Nothing really happens between Jakotsu and Kikyou (Kikyou spends a lot of time with Suikotsu, another member however) Kikyou is not really the same kind of "dead" as Jakotsu, Jakotsu is a resurrected Zombie. Shikon shards are keeping Jakotsu and the rest of the Shichinin-tai alive, but Kikyou is a bit different… being the earth and bones creation she is of course, not even a flesh and blood body… Jakotsu hates women however… and as for Kagome… she's wide eyed and shocked when Jakotsu shows up… but then again… so is everyone else in the gang. ::ends ramble:: The sparkles shall dissipate a bit after this chapter… after the sparkly finale of course! And thanks for the Tasuki/Naga compliment… I feel sorry for Tasuki though… -_- Anyway… I stuck some pics of Jakotsu squealing and IY and Miroku's reactions to it in the SB 7 pics page… (link on our profile of course…) So there ya go Narrator… LOL Enjoy.
And to the other reviewers… Robochar, ECK, Minimerc and Digi-Riven… Arigatou!
"Ai Shiteru- Sailor Bish"
Love is in the Air
"You really shouldn't waste your time with such filth…" Inuyasha instinctively reached to where his sword used to be hilted, only to remember that it had turned into a sparkly wand. He raised his fists, just about to attack when he noticed the point of large curved sword at his throat.
"What in the…."
The taller, dark-haired man pulled the sleeve of his pink patterned shirt slightly up on his shoulder as he pressed the tip of the blade into the flesh, drawing a small amount of blood.
"What do you want…?" InuYasha asked.
"Well I've come to get your heart crystals… they are supposed to give you powers so you can take over the world and all that villainy stuff…" Jakotsu smirked. "By the way InuYasha… have you gotten sexier?"
InuYasha twitched and pushed Kagome in the direction of the others, whispering quietly, "Run." Tamahome sparkled as he watched InuYasha gallantly offering himself to the apparent villain so Kagome could flee to safety.
"Oh he's sacrificing himself for true love! What a beautifully noble cause!" Zel just glared at the glittering teal haired teenager.
ActuallyJakotsu thought to himself as Tamahome rambled I'm just doing this because I want to make all the sexy men in the world into my personal zombie slaves, a smirk spread across his face as he imagined thousands of hot naked men serving his every whim. Lina darted her eyes around frantically, realizing that her alter ego would likely soon be needed, she looked to Kagome and… then rather reluctantly to Naga.
"I'll get the girls out of here!" She said as an excuse to the group. Lina grabbed Kagome and Naga by their arms and pulled them away from the scene and into a nearby alleyway. Jakotsu looked to the remaining members of the group and smirked.
"Hmmm… well I guess I can go after those heart crystals now." Jakotsu glanced down at his blade, which was still being held firmly against InuYasha's throat. He pulled the blade slightly away, towards himself then with a flick of his wrist swung it amidst the remaining five. Rubble and dust erupted from the unseen force that just cut a line into concrete, and an almost inaudible 'clink' was heard as he held the sword over his shoulders. Zelgadiss just blinked.
"This is getting serious… I guess we're going to have to transform." Tamahome beamed.
"Yes! I haven't fought for love for so long!" Zel shook his head.
"Who said we were fighting for love Tamahome…" Zelgadiss said as he pulled out his scepter. "Mercury Star Power Makeover!" The chimera said in a rather monotone voice. Tasuki flipped his scepter out of his pocket and transformed as well, and turned to Gourry who quickly completed his transformation… Tamahome smiled widely as he looked to his orange scepter.
"All right! I'm ready… Venus Star Power Makeover!" Tamahome twisted his scepter and sparkled like no other… completing the transformation with a beaming smile. Gourry just blinked.
"Why did he get to sparkle more than me?" The blonde asked.
"Most likely because he already sparkled quite a bit," Zelgadiss reasoned then sighed when he looked up to InuYasha. "You need to transform as well InuYasha…"
"Hell no, I'm not transforming… I can fight without wearing a skirt!" He snapped in reply. Zelgadiss sighed.
"I don't know how… it's not like you have a sword anymore."
"Shut up… I can still manage!" Zelgadiss just sighed. Tamahome on the other hand approached InuYasha with a disappointed look on his face.
"And here I thought you were such a passionate fighter… when you sacrificed yourself for Kagome like that… It riveted me so much that I felt my heart skip a beat…You showed me InuYasha… that you truly have a heart of gold…" Tamahome smiled. "So just go out there and give it your all… just like you did with Kag…"
"Shut up now! You spin cheese better than anyone I've ever met… and that's not a compliment!" Tamahome just blinked.
"Just like you did with Kagome… Sometimes you have to do things you don't enjoy for the one you love but I promise in the end it will…"
"OK! If I do it will you promise to shut your trap for the rest of the night." Tamahome gleamed.
"I would be willing to make that sacrifice if you would fight to save your true…"
"Shut up now, I'm doing it!" He sighed and picked up the wand, "This is so stupid… Jupiter Star Power Makeover!" InuYasha completed his requisite routine of spinning sparkling and posing and then went to stand with the other senshi. "There I transformed are you happy now!?" Zel rolled his eyes.
"Oh yes overjoyed…"
"Hey ya'll…" Tasuki said as he smacked his fan into his hands. "The villain is just standing there…"
"Hmmm he must have been waiting for us to transform…" Zelgadiss contemplated. Jakotsu just giggled.
"Actually… I'm just staring at InuYasha's ass in that cute little skirt," He paused, "And damn is it a good ass!"
"I don't want you looking, touching, or thinking about any part of my anatomy!" InuYasha yelled. Jakotsu just grinned.
"Who said that's all I'm going to do to you sweetie," Jakotsu said rather seductively. Gourry noticed InuYasha's horrified expression and looked to Kero.
"I should be giving a justice speech about right now… shouldn't I?" Kero nodded. "All right!" He ran over in front of Jakotsu and struck a pose, legs slightly apart and finger pointed at the Villain. "You pink shirt wearing villain, you shall not be laying a hand on InuYasha or anything around him… because in the name of the moon… I will protect InuYasha's virginity!" InuYasha sweat dropped.
"I think I can protect my own virginity!"
"You're right Gourry," Tamahome said firmly, "Not only that, but this man is after our dearest heart crystals… that which gives us the power to love those around us so strongly!" Jakotsu just shrugged.
"Hmmm… InuYasha as cute as you look in that fuku… you would look even better out of it," He whipped out his sword once again, "I'll rip off your clothes you magnificent piece of man." InuYasha looked positively mortified. Jakotsu licked his lips… "I'm gonna eat you all up Inu…Yasha."
"Okay that's enough of that!" Zelgadiss interrupted. "I guess I'll use my damn bubbles!" He grumbled. "Mercury aqua bubbles!" The chimera said as he spread his hands apart, releasing a stream of glittering blue bubbles. Jakotsu simply popped the bubbles as they reached him.
"For a hard man like you…" He looked to Zelgadiss, "You have such a soft attack." Zelgadiss twitched.
"It's not my fault…!" Zelgadiss looked to Tasuki… "What are you…?" The redhead was in fact, rolling on the ground with laughter.
"Ya call that an attack… hell my Granpa's turtle can do better than that!" Tasuki continued to crack up. InuYasha just stared in amused disbelief.
"That's the stupidest, most pointless attack I have ever seen!"
"InuYasha… Tasuki… shut up. If you can do better… do so now!" Zelgadiss spat. "It's not like bubbles were my attack by choice." Tamahome sighed.
"I bet they'll be stronger once he finds a true love… with the power of love coursing through his veins he can…"
"And you just shut your hole and watch… We'll call on you if we need you Tamahome," Zelgadiss said with a glare.
"Well I guess it's my turn now…" Tasuki cracked his knuckles and approached Jakotsu. The effeminate warrior swung out his sword once again and Tasuki just grinned. "Rekka Shinnen!" He yelled. Once again the unseen movement coming from the blade of the sword was able to quickly extinguish the fires coming out from the steel fan. Jakotsu had an amused smile on his face.
"Oh well you're hot in more than ways than one aren't you handsome?" Tasuki paled a bit and backed away. InuYasha stood on the sidelines impatiently.
"Dammit! Let me at him… I should be the one to defeat this fruitcake!" He stormed over, and glared down at the stick in his hands.
"You gonna give it a try now, cutie?" InuYasha muttered to himself.
"Stupid sparkly stick, this better work…Jupiter Supreme Thunder!"
With that, a lightening beam went forth at the same time a movement from the blade of Jakotsu's sword counterattacked. The lightening wrapped itself around the full length of the deadly weapon, revealing that it was actually a chain of swords linked together being used so quickly it was until now unseen. Gourry pounded his fist into his hand.
"I see now! The chain of swords is hidden in the main blade until used in a quick motion that's unable to be seen by the naked eye. What a powerful sword." Zel raised an eyebrow and grumbled.
"Oh, so you know about monkeys and swords. Well that's a great source of knowledge to have, Gourry…"
"But monkeys and swords are fun!"
InuYasha looked triumphantly at the disbelieving Jakotsu before him.
"How'd you like that?"
"Oooh you gave me quite a shock there, you exquisite personification of all that is divine." Jakotsu licked his lips, and proceeded to go about recoiling his sword. "But I shall not be defeated so easily."
"Oh yeah? We'll see about that!" The green-sailor fuku wearing boy held his sparkly wand out and was about to launch another attack when a voice stopped him.
"Hey! Jakotsu, I got the last level 5 Deathscythe model!" A slightly tanned man with a long black braid swinging behind him called out as he approached. He saw the battle scene before him, and poutingly tugged at Jakotsu's sleeve. "You started killing people without me?! You promised you'd wait for me to get here."
"But no one's dead yet…" He replied soothingly. "You can help now, okay?"
"Okay!" The man said happily as he walked over and placed his toy store purchase a safe distance from the battle area.
"This one will be easy," Zel remarked to Tamahome, "He's acting more childish than the other." The braided man returned, his face displaying a smirk of confidence and a large sword leaned up against his shoulder.
"Well, he sure has a big sword there…" The teal-haired love warrior remarked with sparkles still floating about him.
"Yeah, it's bigger than InuYasha's was the other day!" Gourry added.
"Feh! It's not like I wanted my sword to shrink into this little stick!"
"Uh…guys…" Tasuki said pointing at the two advancing on them with swords poised and ready, "I think they're gettin' ready to brawl with us…."
"Bankotsu, you ready to get some heart crystals?" Jakotsu asked with a smirk.
"You bet! I want that power too." He said thinking to himself what he was planning to use it for. Once I have them, the power they posses can get me and Jakotsu thousands of servants to serve us sake, and…I'll finally be able to get that level 162 Deathscythe model that comes with the Duo Maxwell cosplay!
With that pleasant future in mind, he twirled the sword nimbly amidst his fingers, as easily as one might twirl a baton, and sliced right between Zel and Tamahome. They both jumped aside just in time, as the other Seishi were working to avoid Jakotsu's attacks. Tamahome darted his eyes around. "Guys… I haven't used my attack! I shall make full use of the power and love… and defeat these two evildoers." The four other scouts sweat dropped as Tamahome made his way to the two armed warriors. "Venus Love…" Tamahome paused… Is it circle or encompass? Hmmm encompass sounds like a more love fulfilling attack. It must be that. He grinned. "Venus love chain Encompass!" Tamahome gasped as floods of sparkles, love bubbles, feathers, and sakura petals streamed out of his scepter… "This must be it!" He smiled as it rained shoujo elements. "Wait a second…" He looked up to the sky… "Is that?" The orange clad scout's eyes widened as a firework went off only about twenty feet from the ground, He covered his ears at the "boom" the explosion made.
Kagome glanced around the alleyway. "I wonder where Lina went… she left a couple minutes ago, but I'm kind of worried about her… something just exploded." She averted her eyes to Naga. "I am going to check on Lina… I'll be back in a bit." The well- endowed girl nodded.
"And I… Naga shall go check on my dearest Tasuki!" Kagome nodded and walked to the left, the direction she had seen Lina go, and Naga just made her way back to where the battle had begun.
"Oh wow… I got rid of her," Kagome said relieved. "Now to find Lina--- wha… who is that?" She asked herself when she saw a caped figure darting through the alleyway. "Hmm… I wonder what they're doing." Curiosity got the best of her and she silently followed the figure, the dark cape blended in with the nighttime alleyway, but Kagome followed the streak of orange-red that appeared to be the figure's long loose hair.
Back at the Battlefield
InuYasha sneezed and swatted a sakura petal away from his face, the rain of sparkles and other such items had not ceased and everyone on the battlefield seemed highly confused. InuYasha glanced up and saw Kagome and a read headed girl in a Tuxedo and top hat running onto the battlefield. "Kagome!" He yelled and sneezed again. The dark haired schoolgirl approached him, concerned with his sudden bout of sneezing.
"InuYasha are you okay?" Kagome asked. InuYasha nodded and blinked, feeling a little light headed…
"I uhh… Oh my little stove cooked ramen cup… why did you come here it's so dangerous!" Kagome just stared.
"Ehhh???" InuYasha wrapped his arms around her waist and brought her to him in a deep embrace.
"Don't worry my love… now that you are here I will protect you with my life. I cannot live without you… you're the bag of potato chips when my stomach is growling… You are my everything!" Kagome just blinked.
"I have got to be dreaming…" Gourry on the other hand, glanced up at the other figure.
"Oi… Tuxedo Fireball over here!" The red headed girl came over to the odango wearing boy.
"Sailor Jellyfish?" She questioned as she approached him, wondering if he needed assistance. She was then surprised to find him gently clutching her hand and placing a hand upon her cheek.
"My fiery vixen, my little pickle…you have come to me…."
Lina flushed bright red, yet tried to pry her self away from him. "Idiot, what are you talking about?!"
"Your eyes are the color of radiant rubies, how I wish I could see more of your gorgeous face, my love…"
"Love?!" She blanched, face turning as red as said eyes at the thought.
"Please, let me see your face…" He said tugging at the edge of the mask.
Uh oh, That's not good…Lina frantically thought, not wanting her identity revealed in this current situation. "Uh…Sailor Jellyfish, are you feeling okay?"
"I am now that you have graced me with your mysterious presence."
Lina started to back away from him, but it didn't hinder his advances.
The two villains were now also feeling the effects of the strange emanating sap, their swords clattered to the ground as a large amount of feathers wafted by.
"Bankotsu…" The slightly taller of the two said as he gently tugged at his partner's braid. "Why don't we go somewhere else and play?"
"Okay…" He replied breathlessly, as he was swept up into Jakotsu's arms and promptly carried off and away from the battlefield.
Now back to the other sap-effected characters
"Tasuki dear!" A loud voice boomed across the battlefield. Tasuki turned to the approaching figure and smiled, a sparkle in his eye.
"My home baked chicken fried steak!" Tasuki ran to Naga and wrapped his arms around her tall womanly figure. Naga looked mildly surprised but then began to laugh.
"Hohoho I knew you would come to your senses someday Tasuki… I Naga am truly the one for you!" Tasuki smiled as he cuddled her… laying his head in her enormous bosom.
"Did anyone ever tell you… your laugh is like a melodious fiddle… comparable to the beautiful voice of Faith Hill." Naga grinned.
"Ohoho finally someone appreciates my elegant womanly laugh!"
"Oh I do… and your knockers are like two pumpkins fresh from the patch… Oh Naga… you are the one for me…!" Tasuki smiled contently and nuzzled further into her bosom. Two people remained uncoupled on the battlefield. The sailor scout of love… and the scout of water glanced over at each other shyly.
"You know… Zelgadiss, You look kind of cute in that fuku…" Tamahome said tentatively. Zel grinned.
"Really… and you look absolutely…" He paused… "What am I Aghhh! Be---beautiful tonight… your uhhh," Zelgadiss continued to fight the effects of the sudden wave of instant romance. "Your teal hair is shining like the deep blue ocean on a moonlit night… and your startling amethyst eyes… I just want to gaze in them always…" Zel shook his head. "Why am I talking like you… you… handsome warrior… you're like a knight in shining armor!" Tamahome blushed.
"You're so sweet… Did anyone ever tell you… your hair sparkles like pure diamonds on a starlit winter's night…" Zelgadiss smiled and took Tamahome's face in his hands.
"Oh Tamahome… Ai shiteru!" Tamahome sparkled even more so than usual as he leaned over to Zelgadiss and whispered in his ear.
"And you… my koibito… Ai shiteru… Itsumo!" Zelgadiss glanced to Tamahome and got a wicked grin on his face.
"Forget my cure Tamahome… I only want you!" He said passionately and pinned Tamahome down his hands holding the warrior of love's arms down above his head.
Sakura Petals Waft by… AKA… a transition
"Kagome…" InuYasha whispered in her ear. Kagome just looked very confused.
"InuYasha… are you sure you're okay?" She managed to get out. He ran his hand through her long ebony locks.
"I'm okay… now that I'm with you." The silver haired scout leaned his head onto her shoulder. "Kagome…" He paused. "I want to do more than beat you at DDR…" Kagome blushed crimson.
"Now… Uhh… come on!" InuYasha put a finger to the stunned girl's lips to shush her up.
"Just be quiet my love…" He said gently and leaned in closer, his lips brushing hers.
Elegant White Feathers Drift By… Another Transition
"I understand you have your secret identity, but no matter who you are I will love you forever and ever….My beloved, Tuxedo Fireball…." Gourry said dipping her petite figure onto the ground below him, her hat toppling off.
"Now just a minute here!" She protested, as his hands once again went to the mask on her face.
"Your enflamed tendrils of hair are so beautiful…I must see your face under that mask…."
"What about the villains!"
"Huh?" Gourry said, snapped free of the sap-inducing trance. He looked back to where the two sword-bearing opponents had once stood to find it deserted. "I guess they left…"
"And what are you doing ontop of me?!" Lina said pushing him off her and snatching up the hat, shoving it back on her head. "Idiot…what's wrong with you anyways?!"
"What happened? Did I do something wrong?" Lina twitched for a moment and then quickly smacked Gourry upside the head.
"I guess your pea sized… sorry pickle sized brain already forgot!" Gourry grinned.
"Oh I love pickles!" Lina shook her head.
"That doesn't mean you have to call me one!"
"I called you a pickle… I must have been really hungry." Lina ran a hand down her face.
"Jellyfish… you're hopeless." Gourry glanced around him.
"Oh look… the sparkles are starting to go away…" The blonde said with a sigh, "Too bad… I liked the sparkles."
Nearby… Love bubbles dissipated to reveal
Kagome leaned a bit further into the kiss and closed her eyes… finally giving into the nice feel of his lips on hers. This isn't so bad… She thought and opened her eyes abruptly when she felt a slight shift in their position, InuYasha stood there with his eyes wide open… What the hell???? He thought and quickly pulled out of the kiss. "InuYasha?" Kagome asked her cheeks flushed bright red.
"Uhh… I—ugh," He muttered… "Eehe… Why am I suddenly hungry for Ramen?" Kagome eeked.
"Or at least a bag of potato chips… my stomach is growling." Kagome just stared.
"Uhh… You know just called me your little stove cooked ramen cup… for some strange unknown reason…" InuYasha looked confused.
"That's stupid… why would I call you food… Why would I want to eat you?" Kagome turned a shade redder… until she resembled an apple.
"I uhh… I don't know… but you called me that… said some other sappy stuff… and then you kissed me…. And you also said you wanted to do more than play DDR with me!" InuYasha turned bright crimson and turned away from her.
"What are you talking about… I can't remember anything!?" Kagome just shrugged.
"Well…" She whispered and took her arm in his, "It was kind of nice…" InuYasha blushed a shade darker and didn't respond. He averted his eyes and saw another senshi lodged in a certain woman's voluptuous chest and began cracking up. Kagome blinked. "Ehhh what's so funny?" She glanced over in the direction he was looking. "Oh… wow… how did that happen… Poor guy." Tasuki finally managed to pull his head out of the two mounds and looked around horrified.
"Why the hell am I here?" The redhead pulled out his fan and flamed the first thing nearby…Naga in this case. The tall girl fell over in a crispy heap on the ground.
"Tasuki what are you doing… you called me your chicken fried steak!!" Tasuki looked at her, eyes full of anger and embarrassment.
"I hate chicken fried steak!" Tasuki yelled. A small yellow creature ran across the battlefield and leaped onto Gourry's shoulder.
"I think the instigator of this whole incident is in need of some assistance!" Kero said urgently. Gourry fixed him a clueless glance. "Oi Fireball do you know what he's talking about?" He looked over beside him… "Where did she go?" The blonde scratched his head. Kero just sighed.
"The instigator of this whole thing was Tamahome… like you when you first transformed, he screwed up the wording on one of his attacks… and this catastrophe occurred… it appears it simply made you all act like ridiculous saps."
"Oooh so it made us act like Tamahome!" Gourry said in sudden realization. Kero nodded in the positive.
"Basically… yes." The yellow creature sighed. InuYasha walked over to Gourry, popping a remaining love bubble on the way.
"Stupid bubbles…" He mumbled, "Are we done here?" Gourry just shrugged and they both jumped back when Tasuki ran to them in a panic… hiding behind the two scouts.
"InuYasha… Gourry… Hide me Dammit… That broad can't know I'm here when she revives!" It was then that Naga awoke. As a horrendous laugh echoed across the battlefield, the remaining "couple" began to snap out of their trance. Zelgadiss' eyes bulged and he pulled his hand out from under Tamahome's skirt like he had touched a hot stove.
"Please don't tell me my hand was about to go down those briefs…" Zelgadiss managed to get out. Tamahome said nothing, and just pulled his skirt down with a mortified look on his face. "Let's never speak of this to anyone…"
"I promise not to, as long as you don't say anything to Miaka!" Tamahome sputtered.
"I would never want to relive the memory of what I just woke up to… I won't tell a soul… in fact I will never tell myself it happened again." The two of them quickly stood up and brushed off their fuku. Kero made his way over to Tamahome and perched on his shoulder.
"Tamahome… I have something to speak to you about later, regarding tonight's events." Tamahome eeked… he did not want to discuss those events. Gourry glanced around the group.
"Hey guys, I'm kind of hungry… You guys wanna go to Zenny's?" The group nodded. "Uhh we need to change back…"
The five senshi, Kagome, and… Naga made their way down the well-lit streets of nighttime Tokyo, making their way to the nearest Zenny's. Gourry sighed to himself. I wonder where Lina went… He thought, stopping when a certain red head tapped on his shoulder. "Lina! There you are!"
"Hey… did you finish the battle with those two random guys okay?" Gourry smiled.
"Yah… it was sparkly!"
"Well… I'm glad you won," Lina replied as she pulled on the sweater she was wearing. Gourry nodded.
"Me too…" He looked up and saw the Zenny's sign glowing yellow in the distance. "Lina… you wanna come eat with us… unless you already ate dinner." Lina shook her head in the negative.
"I haven't eaten for hours… Let's go!" Lina grinned and joined the group, and they continued on their way. Kagome looked over to InuYasha once they were walking again.
"Uh… InuYasha… you wanted to say something to me before Jakotsu glomped you," She sighed, "What was it?" InuYasha shrugged and took a hand and delicately ran his fingers through her hair. Kagome blushed brightly.
"I just wanted to tell you," He paused as Tamahome looked on hopefully, "you had a string in your hair…" InuYasha finished as he held up a green string. Kagome and Tamahome sighed, disappointed.
"Oh… it must have come off my uniform." She shrugged. The group turned a corner and quickly noticed that they had lost a member. Gourry glanced back and saw Zelgadiss walking in the other direction.
"Oi Zel! Aren't you going to come eat with us?" Gourry asked. The chimera fixed him a deadly glare.
"I'm just going home…"
"But why?" Gourry looked at him disappointed.
"I woke up with my hand where it did not belong… I'm not elaborating on that!" He said as he continued to walk away. Gourry shrugged.
"His loss… Let's hurry up and get to the restaurant!"
Sailor Bish Sez!
Hello out there all of you cuties… I'm Jakotsu and I'm here to explain to you… the proper way to judge a male physique. Let's start with Zelgadiss. Hmmm he's kind of cute… but way too angsty for me… He is nice and hard though. Now Tasuki…. I like his fire… but… he's just too much of a… how do I put this simply… hmmm a hick maybe? Tamahome is too sparkly and I'm the one who is supposed to sparkle in a relationship. Then there's Gourry… I know I like my men naïve… but he is just too naïve. Now there's Bankotsu… he has a really big sword. Not only that, but that slight tan just makes him look even sexier. And then there is my dearest cutie… InuYasha…."
Somewhere… we aren't sure where, but nearby InuYasha sneezes, and feels a cold chill run down his spine.
"Anyway so InuYasha… Not only does he have those adorable little ears and those exquisite amber eyes… And then his manly…." Jakotsu smirked.
"All right why is a villain doing "Sailor Bish" sez?" Zelgadiss yelled as he stormed into the room. Jakotsu looked up innocently.
"But… I just wanted the world to know of InuYasha's strong hard…."
"Shut up!" Zelgadiss twitched, "Next time… no one is going to stop me from doing this!"
Next Time on Sailor Bish
A young boy appears from the future… To find that his parents have still not gotten together… He decides he doesn't really care… They'll hook up eventually… He's just pissed because he has to wear pink.
Oh yah… and there's that destiny stuff again.
Enter: A Mysterious Boy From the Future!