Homer arguing with himself about is feelings towards Ellie.

I wanted to do an Ellie/Homer story because there aren't that many, so I went off to write. It first started with Ellie arguing with herself but then I looked at it from Homers view and found it much more entertaining.

Homers POV

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I do not like Ellie.

But of course you do.

Because she's my best friend?

Not in that way you fool, you lo-

Don't say it!

But you do!

Nope

You admitted it to yourself when you were captured, remember?

Nonsense

Seriously? You're really going to do this?

Do what?

Deny your feelings towards Ellie.

What feelings?

You're pathetic.

Hey!

And a coward.

But-

Why would Ellie ever want you?

Dude, that's taking it a bit far don't you think.

So you do love her?

I never said that.

But you implied it.

Stop putting words in my mouth!

We're the same person dunderhead.

Shut up.

I know you're frustrated that your hopeless with Girls, especially Ellie, but that is no reason to take it out on me.

We're the same person dunderhead.

Then don't take it out on us.

…and I don't love Ellie.

You're pretty close to it.

You're crazy.

Says the person talking to himself.

Shut up!

Are those the only words you know besides I, Love and Ellie?

You're driving me insane.

Aren't you technically driving yourself insane?

Arrghh! You're impossible!

Same person, remember?

Whatever. Why are you so persistent on getting me to say I like Ellie?

Why do you keep bringing her up?

I do not!

Admit it; you can't stop thinking about her.

….Ok, maybe I might have the tiniest amount of feelings towards Ellie but I'm sure it's just admiration.

Yeah, cause that explains the…interesting dreams that feature Ellie.

So maybe it isn't admiration but it still isn't anything big.

Oh yeah? So the feeling in your chest whenever you think about her or the fact your heart flutters when you see her just a coincidence?

…What am I going to do?

Telling her might be a good start.

Are you crazy! I can't tell her, she will turn me down and I'll look idiotic!

You already do, not doing anything! Just go up to her and tell her, it's not that bad.

You don't understand.

Same person.

Ok, Ok. But how do I tell her?

You think I know?

You're the one pushing me to do this.

You're pushing yourself to do this and if you don't know, how the hell do I? I don't think that's how it works.

Whatever.

Oh, look! Another word added to your ever growing vocabulary.

What do you want from me?

Actually the question is what you want from yourself.

…

Well?

What I want from myself?... To man up and tell Ellie.

Tell Ellie what, exactly?

That I L-Love her….

BINGO! Shall I applaud?

If you must.

So, go tell her!

What, now? Why?

Why not?

Because-because…I don't have an answer to that.

May as well get it over and done with.

But what if she doesn't like me back?

You think that will change if you put it off? If she says no, she says no and you'll move on with your life without with the thought 'what if?'

…fine. I'll go see her now.

Good on you, remember, only three little words.

Easy for you to say.

Same person Einstein.

Arrghh!

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I DO NOT OWN TOMORROW WHEN THE WAR BEGAN!

….damn…

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