|Wish You Were Here
Author: BrookeKerington29 PM
The team split up for B&B's bachelor/bachelorette parties and things go a little wrong but in a comical way.Rated: Fiction T - English - Friendship/Humor - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 03-28-12 - Published: 02-18-12 - Status: Complete - id: 7848088
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Right final chapter of this. Yeah the girls had a bad time but that doesn't matter now because wait until they find out what the boys were up to.
The girls could not have dropped their suitcases on the floor fast enough as soon as they entered the Mighty Hut.
"Dad, we're home." Brennan called as she walked into the living room to find the boys gathered around. "Why were you home so early?" She asked them.
"Parker, long story. How was your party?" Booth said.
"Well, aside from bumping into ex-partners…" Brennan said.
"Cam getting high of ecstasy…" continued Angela.
"Nearly getting killed by an angry German, twice…" said Carlie.
"And getting trapped on a desert island…" said Cam.
"Pretty good actually." said all the girls.
"Ex-partners?" Hodgins asked.
"Long story." Brennan said. "Did you have fun?"
"I'd say yes but…" Sweets started.
"We can't remember half of it." Wendell finished.
"Why?" Cam asked raising her eyebrow.
"We may or may not have gotten completely smashed on the first night." Sweets said trying to look innocent.
"After we warned you not to?" Brennan asked sounding annoyed.
"Sorry." they all said bowing their heads in shame.
"Well, as long as you didn't have a stripper." Angela said. The boys cringed but kept their mouths shut. They were already in deep trouble. The girls all took a seat somewhere in the room and chilled for a moment. "You did have a stripper, didn't you?" Angela said.
"It was not our fault." Hodgins said. Brennan looked at Booth was a seriously disapproving glare.
"It wasn't me who had the lap dance." Booth said.
"Was it actually a woman?" Carlie asked.
"Yes, it was actually a woman!" Hodgins said getting annoyed.
"Who did have the lap dance then?" Brennan asked and Sweets raised his hand guiltily. "Sweets?"
"We had a few drinks and then the stripper came but Booth coped out and so we lied about Sweets being Booth." Wendell explained. "Anyway, we may actually be able to find out what happened that night." he held up a digital camera.
"Ok, we look at the pictures once and then we delete them." Hodgins said and the boys gathered around the camera.
"Right while they realise what the hell they have done, I don't get something." Cam said. "What happened to Stacey and Johnny?"
"Well…" Carlie said, "it turned out the Stacey fibbed about her chucking him overboard so when I found them at the hotel, I kicked him in the nuts. Call it a late revenge. Also they paid for the bus to the airport.
"Shame, I quite liked Stacey up until she got us trapped on a boat." Angela said.
"Guys, is there a reason why Cam is on YouTube?" Parker asked holding his laptop up.
A YouTube joke seemed like a nice place to finish. So hope you enjoyed the chaos. Who says the Jeffersonian team don't deliver fun vacations ;)