|Truth or Dare with the Angels
Author: Phantom Thief Fee PM
Truth or dare with D N Angel. Dare them to do whatever you want! Please submit your dares through PM. This story is temporarily under editing. It will be back on shortly.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,403 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11-22-12 - Published: 02-19-12 - id: 7850972
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"Hello again." Fee yawned, gazing around the room. "Not much has gone on. But man, that spa trip was great."
"Glad you liked it." Koku smiled.
Koku: my hair can't be cut it grows back to fast.
Risa:...keep watering the plants
Satoshi: jump into vinegar and run from the phoenix also.
Krad: FASTER MORON, FASTER
Dark:...hi...*sets a time bomb in Dark's hair which will knock Dark out.
Daisuke: take kell to the park.
Riku: *pours ice over Riku snapping her back to normal.
Emily: use your new weapon on may
"Good to know Koku." Fay yawned again, patting him on the head. Then she took the cake and sat down at the table to eat it, completely unaware of the chaos around her.
"Run faster you morons!" Kell yelled at the retreating Hikaris running from the phoenix as Dai gently dragged her out the door. Dark was knocked out by the time bomb, Emilie helped by whacking him over the head. Risa kept crying pitifully.
"And I'm on ice duty." Jimmy groaned, dumping a bucket of ice over Riku's head and walking away. Riku immediately snapped out of it and left for the part to be with Dai and Kell. Emilie whacked May over the head with her weapon and May chased her.
" And now, Loki the Evil Goddess's dare!" Drazzycrazy announced happily.
I'm back! Now, a new dare for you guys:
Dark-Say something bad about Cal and then allow her to push you into me and
Satoshi- *hands him a rope, metal skewer, oil and a lighter* go find a way to
torture Krad with these then start randomly singing and dancing until you
eventually run into a pole.
Emilie- start throwing ice cream cakes that are filled with dangerous and
sharp weapons in them at anyone you see.
Krad- I'm in a bad mood so try to hide somewhere before I take my anger out on
Fee- Change everyone so that it's like fruits basket for this chapter! That
means that if any of the female characters hug the male characters or vice
versa they change into animals.
Daisuke- *covers him in meat and pushes him into a pit filled with starving
stray cats* Eat a cake after your cat attack and tell me in detail about the
Risa- go hug every boy you see and then drink this *hands her a cup of drugged
Riku- Go sing a bunch of Hannah Montana songs and then go grow a mustache
somehow. If you can't do it then throw ice down your top and jump into a
That's all! :D
"Okay." Fee smiled and snapped her fingers. Then she pushed Daisuke, who had just into Riku. There was a puff of smoke and two cats sat there, one looking indignant and the other looking just plain cute.
"Awww! So cute!" Emilie squealed, picking up the kittens and cuddling them, despite the fact that one was trying to scratch the hell out of her. Everyone, save May and Fee, backed away from her carefully.
"Why do you people hate me?" Dark asked. He had finally woken up, and was inching away from Cal slowly. "I'm refuse to comply with the dare. Throw me into the closet." Koku happily obliged him and kicked the unfortunate kaitoh into the closet. Satoshi advanced on Krad with a very evil look in his eyes.
"Come here Kraddy-kins~ I'm not gonna hurt you." Krad took off running with Satoshi running behind him.
"Leave me alone Master Satoshi!" A few minutes there was a loud clang and a few groans from the two Hikaris. That was Emilie's cue to complete her dare. So she happily started chucking random, lethal, pies everywhere. Meanwhile, Risa was busy hugging every guy in sight.
"Thish ish good tea." She slurred, hugging the very last guy. Then she promptly collapsed. Fee kinda swept her out of the way with a broom.
"Have Dai and Riku turned back yet?" Fee asked, putting the broom next to Risa. Koku just pointed to a very embarrassed and very naked Dai and Riku. Fee smiled and started rubbing meat all over Dai.
"I'm really sorry about this, but a dare's a dare ja?" She said cheerfully. "And just think, you get cake after this!" Then Jimmy kicked him into the pit of stray cats. Fee turned to Riku.
"You have a dare too. Your choice?" Riku threw ice down her top and walked away to find a volcano.
"I didn't see that coming." May said, pulling Dai out of the pit. He sat there shivering and eating cake.
"So, how was the attack?" Koku asked, poking him.
"Be specific!" Loki commanded, pulling out a notepad.
"There were so many of them. All teeth and claws. So many of them." Dai kept rocking back and forth and muttering to himself.
"Since Dai's out of commission for a little bit, here our next dare." Fee said brightly. "Welcome Nocturnea and her dare!"
I dare Dark to fly around while wearing super-duper high prescription glasses, I dare Krad to fly around blindfolded while carrying Risa, I dare Risa to go into the street and shout bloody violent threats to the neighbors. I dare Daisuke and Satoshi to switch personalities and talk to Daisuke's grandpa. And I dare Riku to kick Daisuke. and, um, may i come along and help enforce the dares etc.?
"Why do people like torturing my neighbors?" Fee muttered. "Okay, everyone who is still conscious, welcome Nocturnea!" Everyone waved as Nocturnea walked in.
"Nice to see someone sane." Kell smiled, bowing politely. Fee walked over to the closet and opened the door, allowing Dark to come tumbling out.
"Put on these glasses and go fly around." Dark shrugged and put them on.
"How the hell am I supposed to fly? I can't see anything." Fee and Nocturnea grinned together. Dark turned and walked straight into a wall. Then he turned around and walked straight into the doorway. After a few tries he finally managed to get through and out the door.
"Krad, you still alive?" May asked poking him. Krad gave a weak thumbs up. "
Good." May continued. "You need to fly around blindfolded with Risa." Krad got up weakly and picked up Risa. Only to have both of them turn into cats. Krad shrugged, if cats can shrug, and summoned his wings. Then he hovered off the ground and allowed himself to be blindfolded.
"You get to scream bloody murder threats at Fee's neighbors." Emilie said to Risa.
"Gotcha." The little cat said, saluting. Then they flew away.
"Where's Satoshi?" Jimmy looked around the studio/Fee's basement. Sato and Dai were in a corner rocking and muttering. "Fee! Can you fix these two?" He yelled. Fee came over and healed the boys psyche, then walked away.
"You two switch personalities and go talk to Dai's grandpa." He commanded.
"Understood." Daisuke said, putting on some glasses.
"Dai's grandpa is so nice." Satoshi said, his eyes going all wide and innocent.
"Lemme just poof up Mr. Niwa." Fee said.
"He's on the beanbag." Koku pointed.
"How do you people keep getting into my house?" Everyone shrugged. Except for Mr. Niwa, who just said.
"The front door, silly girl." Fee stalked off to raid the fridge for sweets. The boys walked up and started talking.
"Good afternoon grandfather." Daisuke said seriously.
"Hello Mr. Niwa." Satoshi chirped.
"You boys feeling alright?" Mr. Niwa asked, feeling both of their foreheads cautiously.
"I'm completely fine."
"I'm okay~ This beanbag is so poofy." Satoshi giggled. Everyone stopped everything. Satoshi Hiwatari, king of serious, had giggled. The world was going to end.
"I'd best be going now." Mr. Niwa got up and quickly left.
"Can we got back to our original personalities?" Daisuke asked coolly. Fee nodded mutely, nearly dropping the pudding in her hand.
"Thank god." Satoshi sighed. "That was so demeaning." Everyone else nodded and went back to what they were doing.
"And we still have one last dare." Nocturnea grinned. Riku glared and coughed, a little ash escaping from her mouth. She shuffled up to Daisuke, kicked him, and ran away.
"And that concludes this chapter." Fee grinned.
"Fee owns nothing." Everyone chorused.