AN: raven fangz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of gerard but dat guy is such a fokin sexbom! You don't know how to PM, do you? If she stole my poster of my favorite celebrity, the only thing I'd help her with is geting my foot up her ass. PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG! I have an imaginary friend who's a flamingo. His name is Derek. =)

Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared. Vampires shouldn't be afraid of anything.

"Dumbledore Dumblydore!" we both yelled. Dumbledore came there. So descriptive!

"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" he asked angrily. Whoo! Another insult! I'm going to use that, I'm running out of Tara Gilispie insults.

"Volsemort has Draco!" we shouted at the same time. What about Volfemort? I thought Volfemort had him 'bondage'!

He laughed in an evil voice. Dumbledore is evil now? Dumbledore is always evil in crapfics, it seems =/

"No! Don't! Don't do what? Did I miss something? We need to save Draco!" we begged. All he's doing is laughing?

"No." he said meanly. "I don't give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. And now Dumbledore uses darn instead of his more colorful vocabulary from before. That made me laugh. =) Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony." I agree, Dumblydore. he said while he frowned looking at me. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway." Ugh, it annoys me how much she put Dumbledore out of character But I have to agree with him there... then he walked away. Vampire started crying. "My Draco!" he moaned. (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!) No.UNLESS...unless, you are talking about Adam Lambert. Then yes. But emotional people, whatever sexaulity, piss me off to no end.

"Its okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. I thought he wasn't an ACTUAL vampire, though...Then he had a brainstorm. "I had an idea!" he exclaimed. Lightbulb!

"What?" I asked him.

"You'll see." he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then... suddenly we were in Voldemprt's lair! So descriptive! No way this could give me more of an awesome image. That just defeated the purpose of like, half the series.

We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. "Allah I don't know what to say... Kedavra" Enooby is also a Muslim.It was... Voldemort! OH NOES! Volfemort, Volsemort, then Voldemprt. THEN, and only then, is it Voldemort.

A/N: Sorry it took so long. This was mostly powered by my intense anger. Ciao!

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