So long and thanks for all the jokes by WildCroconaw

Plot: this is a spoof of the 'so long and thanks for all the fish' song from 2005's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie. It is what all the non twilight movie fans (such as myself) will most likely be thinking as November 16 gets closer. XxX seperates each verse and italics indicate extra lines not in the song. Enjoy!

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So long and thanks for all the jokes

So sad that your heart will be broke

WC: hmmm, not really

We tried to tell you the truth but you didn't listen

Mia1986: nor did we want to

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being brainwashed by twilight you didn't heed our intellect

Bethany: hey! We chose to let it absorb our world

WC: which completely explains your disrespect

For the harsh reality that's

Coming very soon

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So long, so long and thanks

For all the jokes

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Your world's about to end

Elizabeth: noooooooo

There's no point trying to pretend

Lie back and let reality

Crash into you

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Despite the never-ending gossip and movies

There were some things about the seires that made us happy

Like getting Razzie nomed and pattinson's groin injury

Twi-hards: HEY! That's not very funny!

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So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

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So long, so long and thanks for all the jokes

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Naomi: If I had one last desire

Bethany, Jasmine, nicky, Elizabeth: I would like to date the main vampire

Non twi hards: If we could just change the means

The movies would have gone straight to dvd

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Come twi-hards one and all

Big and small

Take a rest inside

The great antidote pool

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So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks for all the jokes