Author: Philusuphus Pinkwinker PM
David finds out that Tally has been cheating on him, and he's pretty mad about it. Takes place in the middle of Pretties.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Angst - David & Zane - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 02-26-12 - Status: Complete - id: 7874363
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Tally stood silently in the empty hospital waiting room. She thought about all that had happened with the Cutters and Zane's headaches and wondered how they were going to get the imprisoning cuffs of their wrists. She was thinking such thoughts when a scraggily ugly about Tally's age entered the room.
"Tally what the heck?" the man screamed at her.
Tally's brain throbbed as memories came flooding back to her. She remembered being in a dark cave with this person, and completing a journey of 1,000 miles with him.
"David," she said with an empty.
"Oh, now you remember me. Now that your pretty-headed rich kid boyfriend isn't here."
"Look, David it isn't really what it looks like-"
"Yeah. I bet it's not. I'm sorry Tally, but it's time for your betrayals to end," David muttered in a voice filled with rage. He lifted up a fist and Tally felt herself rising into the air. She gasped for air but couldn't breathe. It felt as if someone was choking her while she was on a hoverboard. Life began to go dark.
"Let her go Anakin, I mean, David." demanded a voice from the corner of the room. Tally used all of her strength to look over and see Zane, healthy and strong again, with his pointed at David.
"You can't control me," David croaked.
"Put her down, now," Zane repeated.
"Never!" screamed David. Then, with a sudden force he was thrown against a wall. David screamed with range and pulled a sword from his belt. He pressed a button and a brilliant red light came from the sword. Tally, fell back to the ground and, starved of oxygen for too long collapsed and fainted.
"I see the emperor has given you a new lightsaber," Zane said as he pulled out his own sword. He pressed a button and released a blue light from his sword.
"Actually my mom gave it to me," replied David.
"Oh. That's cool," said Zane. He nodded his head to show how cool it was.
"Are we gonna fight to the death now?" asked David.
"No, David. We all know how this is gonna end, I;m gonna cut to the chase here, " Zane climed up onto one of the chairs in the waiting room.
"NO! THIS TIME THE DARK SIDE WILL PROVAIL!" David screamed
"I have the upper ground, David. Don't try it. Yada Yada Yada." Zane read from the script of Star Wars episode III.
David screamed with rage and leapt in the air towards Zane. With a clean swipe of his lightsaber, Zane cut of David's two legs and his left arm leaving only his robotic one attached.
"Wow that was cliché," muttered Zane.
"Can I ask you something, Zane?" asked David's remaining body parts.
"Does this mean Tally is gonna die?"
"But what about our children?"
"David, Tally wasn't pregnant."
AUTHORS NOTE: I don't consider this a direct crossover because I didn't include any characters from Star Wars. This story is supposed to be cheesy and unrealistic. Thanks for reading!