|The Sackman Chronicles
Author: RayRayofCali PM
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... Super Jesus! Folow Super Jesus in his adventures through cool community levels and journeys with friendship and romance. Rated for language. Please read and review telling me what you think!Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 02-27-12 - id: 7878967
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A/N: I don't really know where this came from, but the only two games I play are the Sims and LBP. So, who knows? Maybe I'll write something for the Sims too!
Disclaimer: I don't own LBP. But I do own my own copy of the game!
A small sackman was in his little pod walking back and forth waiting for someone. His name was Super Jesus. He had a poncho that he found in Boomtown (I think). He had a mustache and beard as well as a halo. He had pale material as his skin as well as a red cape. He also had aviators so you couldn't really tell anything by his eyes. He was waiting for a certain female. Ray. She had red hair and blue denim skin. She also had a fringe dress and carried around a frying pan everywhere she went. Sometimes his other friend called her the 'redhead Pocahontas'. Honestly, he was just thinking about her dress because it looked like an Indian dress. Super Jesus just called her Ray.
A pop sound echoed through his pod and he looked up to find Ray falling in.
"Hi there, Super Jesus!" She called out.
"Hey, Ray. Is MM coming? Or did I forget to invite him?" Sometimes Ray feared Super Jesus because of his teeth that looked like they belonged to a vampire. But she still was his friend and didn't show a shred of fear.
"He should be coming soon. You know his pod is right next to mine."
"Do you guys like each other?" Super Jesus asked.
"Me and MountainMan? No. He doesn't show interest in me either. We aren't seeing each other."
"So where is he?"
Just then, there was a popping sound similar to Ray's. Another sack came into his pod dressed in brown knit, a track suit, a Russian hat and a mustache and beard similar to Super Jesus'.
"Hey, Super Jesus! How's it going?"
"Whatup, MM?" They shook hands and for a second, Ray was completely invisible.
"Ahem!" Ray called out and MountainMan walked over to the other side of the pod to hug Ray.
"How are you, MountainMan? Still decorating your pod?"
"Yeah, I want to get those white window frames and put them on top of my pod."
"Do you need any help with that later? I do live right next to you." Super Jesus rolled his eyes, not like anyone could see him anyway. It was obvious that she liked MountainMan.
"I think I got it. Anyway, SJ, what level are we going on today?"
"I was thinking something in Africa. Maybe the one with the crocodiles?"
"Sounds good to me!" Ray exclaimed. Super Jesus went over to the controller and pressed story mode. Meanwhile, Ray and MountainMan were fighting.
"Get off my controller!" Ray yelled at him.
"It's not yours!" MountainMan screamed back.
"Biyatch! Get off!" and at that moment, she smacked him with her frying pan. MountainMan fell all the way off and landed on his face. Ray covered a laugh by just smiling and holding her hand over her face as she laughed quietly to herself. They left through the material with a zipper around it and were in Africa now.
"So now what, Super Jesus?" Ray said.
"Well, let's get past the level. However, now that it's not just me here, we could do the tasks that require two people."
They had fun while they were going through the level. MountainMan always had the most deaths every day. Super Jesus rarely died more than 4 times each level. And Ray was kind of in between. She died often but not nearly as many times as MountainMan. One couldn't top how many times MountainMan died in a week. No matter how many times he's determined to stay by Super Jesus. However, during this level, he only died about 32 times. Ray died 9 times. Super Jesus only died twice. That's why whenever he needed help, Super Jesus would call on Ray before MountainMan. He was, (Super Jesus hated to admit it) at times, pretty useless. Not to mention Super Jesus had a crush on Ray. But Ray had a thing for MountainMan; he could see it in her eyes.
"Well, that was fun!" MountainMan shouted as they completed the level.
"How can you say it was fun? You were dead most of the time, MountainMan." Ray said to him. Ray loved to smack people. It was her favorite pastime. Her main target was MountainMan since he was pretty easy to hit most of the time. So right before they went back to the pod, Ray smacked MountainMan with her frying pan. Super Jesus smiled at her as they left. Once they were back in his pod, Ray spoke up.
"How come you don't have anything in your pod, anyway, Super Jesus?"
"I guess I never got around to it."
"I mean you have plenty of stickers and other decorations you can put up. With how much stuff you have, it would look like you really get around."
"Maybe I'll decorate it sometime. But for now, we can finally play that little side level because we finally found the key, Thank Sacks!"
"But we will decorate sometime?"
"Great! How about tomorrow?"
"Can't. I'm spending all day doing those shark survivals with a couple neighbors."
"How about the day after?"
"I can help too, SJ!" MountainMan said, feeling a bit left out of the conversation.
Super Jesus hesitated but finally agreed. "Fine, be here the day after tomorrow and we can decorate. But we'll decorate separately. MountainMan, come in the morning. Ray, come in the afternoon." He was gonna tell MountainMan about his feelings toward Ray.
"Why do we have to come separately?" Ray said with a questioning look.
"Just some secret telling. You and me have secrets and so do me and MountainMan. Respect that. Can we do the mini level now?"
"Sure," she said with a sigh. They entered the last level that they'd play that day. The level would pass with Super Jesus not dying at all, Ray dying once, and MountainMan dying 9 times. Ray would smack them both in a double shot and Super Jesus would smack back. They level would pass with Ray sticking with MountainMan and Super Jesus would feel left out. But at least he would come clean about his feelings soon.
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