|The Sadomasochism Realisation
Author: bigbangsheldon PM
Leonard starts to worry about Sheldon, when he discovers bruises and bite marks... Has his physical relationship with Amy gone too far?Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Sheldon C. & Amy Farrah Fowler - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,537 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 04-17-12 - Published: 03-08-12 - Status: Complete - id: 7906256
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The Sadomasochism Realisation.
The gang (Bernadette, Howard, Leonard, Raj and Penny) never really thought that Sheldon and Amy would ever have a physical relationship ever. However, they did start having one and how they ended up in bed together in the first place, well that's another story. They thought Sheldon and Amy having sex was weird enough, but it terrified them how much noise came from Sheldon's bedroom. There was extra-loud moaning, shouting and sometimes even screaming. It wasn't just the noises they were making, they were banging eachother against the walls, falling on the floor and even knocking Sheldon's action figures over. It was a shocker alright. Leonard had tried using Sheldon's noise cancelling headphones, but they seemed ineffective. Leonard had begged Penny if he could sleep over at her apartment, Penny had agreed to let him stay when the Shamy were getting rowdy, but sometimes he could even hear them from Penny's apartment. Leonard wasn't sure if he was just hearing things because those sounds were imprinted into his memory, so he didn't dare ask Penny if she could hear anything because it would be weird. Leonard even went all "Roommate agreement" on Sheldon's ass, but it didn't work because Sheldon didn't violate any rules he always gave Leonard 12hours notice ahead of his intimate affairs with Amy. Leonard remembered the conversation he had with those two when he asked "Why can't you just have your nights at Amy's apartment?"
"Why can't you just have your nights at Amy's apartment?" Leonard begged.
"Leonard, Leonard, Leonard...It's not that easy." Amy explained. "Sheldon has his spot for everything, eating , working so naturally he has his spot for coitus."
"Have you even tried at your apartment?" Leonard asked.
"Yes, it was a disaster." Sheldon said. "I couldn't even get an erection, Amy's apartment just doesn't have the same feeling as mine does. In my apartment, it just feels right."
"That's too much information, but it's my apartment too! I can't even sleep at night because of you two!" Leonard was getting angry now.
"Well, too bad Leonard me and Amy will continue our intimate nights here and you can't change that there is no rule in the roommate agreement that I have broken." Sheldon said smugly. "And, I had to suffer in silence when you had your intimate nights with your chosen female companions! So I would like for you to exchange me the same courtesy."
"SUFFERED IN SILENCE?" Leonard shouted. "You complained every time you could!" Leonard had given up, so he just walked into his bedroom and banged his head against the wall.
"I believe we may have won" Amy said with a cheeky grin.
"Yes, yes of course we have! Two homonovuses like ourselves against someobody as average as Leonard? He had no chance! You're a vixen Amy Farrah Fowler." Sheldon winked, and with that he gave her a passionate kiss.
Leonard sighed, and realised there was nothing he could do to get away from the Shamy at night. They were just too difficult to work with. That's why they were perfect for eachother.
The gang minus the Shamy who obviously had better things to do (like eachother) were hanging out at Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, when Amy let out a huge scream from Sheldon's room. They were all silent for a few minutes and you could almost feel the awkward in the room.
"So, are you getting used to them doing it on a daily basis?" Howard asked.
"No, they're driving me insane. How can they be so loud?" Penny said.
"Uh, actually I was asking Leonard." Howard said with a puzzled look on his face.
"Oh, well.. I can hear them from my apartment too! It's disturbing." Penny explained.
"Wow, and they are driving me insane too." Leonard sighed.
"Who would've thought, Sheldon. Sheldon of all people. Would ever have a girlfriend and even more unbelievable have sex on a regular basis. It has to be a sign that the world is ending." Howard states.
"And - Sheldon is having sex everyday, and I haven't had sex in over a year!" Raj sobs, whilst taking another swig of his beer.
"This is certainly an interesting change in the course of humanity." Leonard said.
"Ohh...ohhh...ooh yes..oh...AMY!" Sheldon exlaimed from his room.
"This is really awkward. We shouldn't be sitting here!" Bernadette said.
"I'm with Bernadette on this one, this doesn't feel right. Us sitting here whilst the Shamy are getting it on, hardly 20 feet away..It's just wrong!" Penny said, with a disgusted look on her face.
"Hey hey hey! This is my apartment too, and you're my guests! We have every right to be here." Leonard explained.
"It still doesn't feel right, maybe we should go over to my apartment? It's just strange. It'd be weird if it anyone else having sex but it's extra-weird that it's Sheldon and Amy!" Penny protested.
"Hey come on! We're going to have to get used to it, we might as well start now." Leonard argued.
"I don't think theres anyway in hell, that I'll get used to the Shamy sex." Penny shuddered. "It wouldn't be so bad, they're just so ...loud! Leonard, can't you ask Sheldon do their business elsewhere?"
"You don't think I didn't ask that?" Leonard said. "Amy told me that, Sheldon has his "spot" for sex, his bedroom .. Just like his spot on the couch he has for eating and like he has his desk for working."
"That's weird.. but it is Sheldon I guess. But the weirdest part, still has to be Sheldon having sex." Penny frowned.
They all nodded and agreed. Sheldon having sex was certainly unusual. Sheldon the germaphobic, he never even used to let people touch him and now ...he let's Amy do anything she wants to him. Sheldon and Amy have been inseperable since they started having a physical relationship, they both enjoyed it and wanted to make the most of it. They didn't care if it disturbed anyone, made them feel awkward or even make them want to leave the apartment. It didn't matter, as long as they were happy and oh boy were they happy. It turned Amy on that her and Sheldon's sex made everyone feel awkward, she didn't quite know why but she just liked it.
"Ahh...oooh...ahh ahh oh god, oh god..Sheldon harder..ahh." Amy cried out from Sheldon's room.
"OK.. I don't know about you, but I'm leaving if anyone wants to join me in my apartment feel free!" Penny ran out of there. Quickly followed by Bernadette and then Howard and Raj. Leonard sat in his apartment.
"Ah, what the hell." Leonard then went over to Pennys too.
Why on earth are they always so loud? Leonard pondered.
Authors note : I know there wasn't much Shamy in this chapter. I mean their presence. I just wanted to write how the gang feels about them. There will certainly be more Sheldon and Amy in the next chapter ... ;)