Finn: y u no tell me Quinn gay?

Rachlal: bcuz it's obvious, funn. Butt hush cuz no one kan know

Finn: ok but only if I can ppoop in ur bathroom

Rachel: BUT

Finn: POOP

Rachel: BUT

Finn: POOP

Rachel: o alright

Finn: Thank you jeezus

Rachel: I don't want you to poop in my bathroom because bathrooms remind me of Quinn and I don't want you shitting all over my perfect thoughts of her.

Finn: Wat?

Rachelalel: O. I mean. Lal.

Finn: K gtg I have poop to do

Rachel: ew

LATER THAT SAME DAY

Rachel: We have problem sugar-bun-taller-than-me-face-cakes-animal-pie

Quinn: wat is it golden-pumpkin-diamond-fairy?

Rachl: Finn kno

Quinn: O NO

Rahclelasmd: HE KNO

QUIN: NOOOO

LATER THAT SAME DAY

Mr shu: u sing song bout this word on bord

Glay club: k

Quinn: I sing my song

Glay clubb: k

Quinn: LALALA FABERRY IS ENDGAME LALALA

Finn: wow wat a beautiful song

LATER THAT SAME YEAR

Quinn: I go yale, u comin?

Rachel: No NYADA, but that k, only like 90 min

Quinn: k c u bby *HIT BY TRUCK*