|Good vs Evil
Author: kitkat681 PM
The Devil has released his son, the Anti-Christ on the world. God has asked his only child to save the people of the Earth. Too bad neither of them wanted the job. Jesus is a chick? Rated M for sexy times and a complete disregard of Christian beliefs.Rated: Fiction M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 51 - Words: 16,038 - Reviews: 2,079 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 04-19-12 - Published: 03-23-12 - Status: Complete - id: 7950216
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"Yes, that's it! Just grab that branch above you and…oh Bella, yes," I moaned as she followed my directions perfectly.
After a century together, one would think we would get tired of each other.
"Edward…harder! Oh fuck me hard!"
But that had yet to happen.
"Baby, you know what it does to me when you talk like that," I growled as I watched her tits bounce with my thrusts.
Her hands were clasped around the branch of a tree and her legs were wrapped around my hips.
She was gloriously naked and I got to see every inch of where she was hot and glistening for me.
My eyes trailed over the smooth skin of her belly to where we were joined, and I griped onto her hips tighter for fear of falling over.
Her sweet little lips held me snugly as I disappeared inside her, only to come back out shiny and slick with her wetness.
Oh yeah…life is good.
"Bella, you let go of that tree and make yourself come, right now," I panted, groaning as I watched her fingers move over her clit furiously.
"That's it! Oh yes, Edward!" she screamed as her head fell back and I could feel the friction increasing inside of her.
I wrapped my arms around her waist and held her tight as I sheathed myself in her again and again, wishing there was some way I could crawl inside of her.
My orgasm tackled me from behind, wrecking my balance and making me wobble forward, pushing Bella into the tree trunk behind her and my cock even deeper inside her.
"Shit…sorry about that," I huffed as I tried to catch my breath.
"Hmmm, you know I love it when you fuck me so hard you can't stand. Er…I can't stand. Whatever - that was some good fucking," she mumbled incoherently, her breath soft on my bare shoulder.
After we got cleaned up and dressed once more, we wandered over to where everyone was gathered for a 'big announcement'.
I plopped down next to Jasper and pulled Bella into my lap, watching as Alice directed his every movement with just her eyes.
While the whole BDSM thing wasn't for me, I had to admit I got hot and bothered watching Alice control Jasper.
It might be nice not to have to make any decisions at all.
She told him what to eat, what to drink…hell even when to take a piss.
And he loved it.
Bella nipped my earlobe and hissed in my ear.
"You keep watching them and I'm going to borrow Alice's whip."
I hesitated only a second before I swung my eyes back to hers and smiled.
It sounded good in the abstract, but I was a pussy.
"Do we know what the hell this is all about?" Emmett boomed as he settled down next to me, Rose in his lap.
"Not a clue. Daddy-o just said to be here for an announcement. Hell, it looks like everyone is here," Bella said as she looked around, noticing how crowded the meadow was.
A hush fell over the crowd as God walked out from behind a cloud, his white robe reflecting the bright sun.
"My children, I have something to tell you."
No one spoke or moved as we all waited for what he would say next.
"After many millennia alone, I have decided that it is time to settle down. May I present my bride, Esme."
My mom came out, looking beautiful and happy in a matching white robe, delicate flowers braided through her long hair.
"Oh, hell no!"
Everyone turned and looked at Bella, who had pushed herself up and was stalking toward her father.
"Do you know what this means? It means I'm having sex with my brother! That is just…no. You can't do this to us," she whined and I hurried to go grab her and stop her ridiculous verbal tirade.
"Bella, honey, shut up," I whispered in her ear as I gently put my hand over her mouth.
"No buts. We are not related. Don't be an idiot. I love you far too much to have to smack you," I said softly as I pulled my hand from her mouth and tucked her hair behind her ear.
"Aw, I love you too. But if you smack me, I'll send you back down to Hell, Devil boy," she cooed as she wrapped her arms around me and kissed me.
"Jesus Christ, you say the sweetest things."
I had a hard time figuring how to end this bitch...so I decided to end with some insanity and funny...much like I started.
I'm hitting complete but there will *probably* be an Alice/Jasper outtake if I can get in the right headspace.
I'm so glad I didn't offend you all TOO badly...see...God is still good and sex is natural, sex is fun and if you just be true to yourself and be nice to each other, then you can go to heaven and a body-painted sexpot can tell you when to pee.
*sigh* I am SO going to hell ;)
Huge thanks to BellaEdwardlover1991 for looking over these chapters and 'trying' to cure me of my ellipse addiction.
To all of you...new and old...I can't thank you enough. I am hoping to be hit with another daily plot bunny because I know how much I love my daily fixes...and if I can do the same to you...well then it is worth it.