|A Night A Kagome's
Author: GinnNekoChanAngel PM
Tohru decides to introduce Kyo to Kagome and Inuyasha. And the two don't get along. Written out of bordum. Yuki and Koga bashing! Sorry Fangirls!Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Kagome H. & Tohru H. - Words: 948 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 03-30-12 - Status: Complete - id: 7973066
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
I own neither Fruits Basket or Inuyasha. This is purely fanmade, considering that it is a crossover.
Kagome: Hi Tohru! This is my… friend Inuyasha!
Tohru: And this is my b- friend Kyo.
Kagome: Me and Tohru are going to make lunch. DON'T break anything.
Kyo + Inuyasha: *staring at each other menacingly*
Tohru + Kagome: *nonchalantly chatting about lunch*
Kyo: Ha! You blinked!
Kyo: Oh yeah! I'm awesome!
Inuyasha: (doesn't know what awesome means) Awsome?
Kyo: You know, cool, swag, sweet, meow.(accident)
Inuyasha: Meow? Are you some kind of cat fanatic?
Kyo: You could say that… *nervous chuckle*
Kyo: At least I'm not wearing a stupid hat.
Inuyasha: It's not stupid!
Kyo: You're worse than that damn Yuki!
Inuyasha: Worse how?
Kyo: In being girly!
Inuyasha: I DARE you to say that again.
Kyo: Fine. You. Are. Girly.
Inuyasha: I WILL KILL YOU! *Generic anime anger*
Kagome(who is in the kitchen): SIT BOY! *slam*
Kyo: What the…
Inuyasha: *hat falls off, revealing dog ears*
Kyo: WHAT THE!
Inuyasha: *gets up* What are you staring at?
Kyo: *pokes dog ears*
Inuyasha: *sees hat* Oh.
Tohru: Hey guys! We made miso soup and… Huh? What's with all the awkward staring? *sees dog ears*
Kagome: What's going on here? *trips, lands on Kyo in a hugging position (you know what THAT means) leaving clothes, a kitty and a very confuzzled Kagome*
Tohru: *messing with Inuyasha's ears*
Inuyasha: Quit it!
Kagome: GAAA! HE TURNED INTO A CAT! WTH?
Kyo: Calm down and let me and Tohru explain. And you should too.
Inuyasha: And quit messing with my ears!
*an hour later*
Kyo(who is still a kitty): And that's about it.
Kyo: Who are you calling weird, dog breath?
Inuyasha: What do you mean, dog breath, FLUFFY?
Kyo: Oh it's ON now!
Inuyasha: I'll kill you right now! Kagome! Hand me my sword!
Tohru: Calm down… Please don't fight…
Kagome: SIT! *slam*
Inuyasha: OH COME ON!
Kagome (Talking to Tohru): So when will he change back?
Kagome + Tohru: GAAA! *covers eyes*
Inuysha: What's everyone screaming abo- GAAA! *runs into kitchen and grabs what he THINKS is his sword*
Kyo(Now clothed): Okay you can look now.
Inuyasha: *runs in and hits Kagome over the head with a green onion*
Kagome: Ha! Ha! Your donpatch sword has no power against my DONPATCH HAMMER! * hits Inuyasha over the head with HER green onion, giving Inuyasha a massive lump on his head*
Inuyasha + Kagome: green onion fight, Inuyasha's breaks, Kag repeatedly hits him over the head*
Kyo: How much more random can this day get?
Shigure: *busts in* High school girls, high school girls. *singing*
Kyo: I shouldn't have asked.
Tohru: Hai Shigure-san! What are you doing here?
Shigure: Yuki-kun was bothering me to death about you, so I took him to you!
Yuki: Miss Honda, what are you doing here with that stupid cat?
Tohru: I wanted him to meet my friends Kagome and Inuyasha.
Yuki: Why Miss Honda? Why don't you love me?
Inuyasha: *Lying on the ground underneath kag's foot*
Tohru: Because rats are icky and gross and cats are fuzzy and adorable!
Yuki: There isn't a single word that you just said that didn't make me want to hit Kyo.
Kyo: Why me?
Yuki: Because I can't hit Tohru, I love her.
Kagome: I've seen this somewhere before…
Koga: Hey Kagome! I found the magic well that takes me to your world!
Koga: Shippo told me. After some convincing.
Miroku: Hey Kagome!
Kagome: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?
Miroku: *slids over to Tohru*
Tohru: Umm… Hi…
Miroku: I know this is sudden, but will you please have my children?
Yuki and Kyo: *SMACK*
Sango: *green onion attack*
Kagome: I'm not even going to ask.
Shigure: Hmm… Something's missing… I know! I'll call Aya! *dials*
Shigure: Aya! A boatload of hookers!
Ayame: *opens door* Hi everyone!
Kyo: How the hell did you get here?
Ayame: Kyonkichi's here too?
Tohru: How did you get here so fast?
Ayame: Oh, I was following Shigure around, and when he called I opened the door!
Yuki: Get out. Now.
Kagome: When did he get here?
Ayame: And who might this lovely lady be?
Inuyasha + Koga: Butt out! This love triangle is complicated enough WITHOUT crack pairings!
Miroku: That's a guy? I was going to ask him something.
Kilala: *squeaks/meow type thing*
Tohru: What's that? It's sooo cute! *huggles Kilala*
Hatori: Aya, Shigure, Yuki, Kyo, and Tohru, I think it's time you went home.
Inuyasha: How did you get here?
Hatori: I followed Ayame.
Everyone previously mentioned by Hatori: *leaves*
Kagome: *shoves everyone except Inuyasha down the well*
Kagome: That was… insane.
Ginn: I got bored, so I wrote this. Writing lab sure is boring…
Cora: You have to do your schoolwork Ginn-chan.
Cora: -Sama! I mean Ginn-sama!
Ginn: Good figment of my imagination!
Kai: Have you finished my backstory yet?
Ginn: I'M WORKING ON IT!
Draca: Have you created a devianart account yet?
Ginn: I'LL DO LATER!
Choji: I really wish you would quit procrastinating.
Ginn: I HOPE YOU BURN UP IN HELL!
Ginn: I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO!
Choji: Take that back you monster!
Review or I will make you step on a lego for the rest of your life.