I own neither Fruits Basket or Inuyasha. This is purely fanmade, considering that it is a crossover.

Kyo: Hi.

Inuyasha: Yo.

Kagome: Hi Tohru! This is my… friend Inuyasha!

Tohru: And this is my b- friend Kyo.

Kagome: Me and Tohru are going to make lunch. DON'T break anything.

Kyo + Inuyasha: *staring at each other menacingly*

Tohru + Kagome: *nonchalantly chatting about lunch*

Kyo: Ha! You blinked!

Inuyasha: Darn!

Kyo: Oh yeah! I'm awesome!

Inuyasha: (doesn't know what awesome means) Awsome?

Kyo: You know, cool, swag, sweet, meow.(accident)

Inuyasha: Meow? Are you some kind of cat fanatic?

Kyo: You could say that… *nervous chuckle*

Inuyasha: What?

Kyo: At least I'm not wearing a stupid hat.

Inuyasha: It's not stupid!

Kyo: You're worse than that damn Yuki!

Inuyasha: Worse how?

Kyo: In being girly!

Inuyasha: I DARE you to say that again.

Kyo: Fine. You. Are. Girly.

Inuyasha: I WILL KILL YOU! *Generic anime anger*

Kyo: meow.

Kagome(who is in the kitchen): SIT BOY! *slam*

Kyo: What the…

Inuyasha: *hat falls off, revealing dog ears*

Kyo: WHAT THE!

Inuyasha: *gets up* What are you staring at?

Kyo: *pokes dog ears*

Inuyasha: *sees hat* Oh.

*awkward staring*

Tohru: Hey guys! We made miso soup and… Huh? What's with all the awkward staring? *sees dog ears*

Kagome: What's going on here? *trips, lands on Kyo in a hugging position (you know what THAT means) leaving clothes, a kitty and a very confuzzled Kagome*

Tohru: *messing with Inuyasha's ears*

Inuyasha: Quit it!

Kagome: GAAA! HE TURNED INTO A CAT! WTH?

Kyo: Calm down and let me and Tohru explain. And you should too.

Inuyasha: And quit messing with my ears!

*an hour later*

Kyo(who is still a kitty): And that's about it.

Inuyasha: Weird.

Kyo: Who are you calling weird, dog breath?

Inuyasha: What do you mean, dog breath, FLUFFY?

Kyo: Oh it's ON now!

Inuyasha: I'll kill you right now! Kagome! Hand me my sword!

Tohru: Calm down… Please don't fight…

Kagome: SIT! *slam*

Inuyasha: OH COME ON!

Kagome (Talking to Tohru): So when will he change back?

Kyo: *POP*

Kagome + Tohru: GAAA! *covers eyes*

Inuysha: What's everyone screaming abo- GAAA! *runs into kitchen and grabs what he THINKS is his sword*

Kyo(Now clothed): Okay you can look now.

Inuyasha: *runs in and hits Kagome over the head with a green onion*

Kagome: Ha! Ha! Your donpatch sword has no power against my DONPATCH HAMMER! * hits Inuyasha over the head with HER green onion, giving Inuyasha a massive lump on his head*

Inuyasha + Kagome: green onion fight, Inuyasha's breaks, Kag repeatedly hits him over the head*

Kyo: How much more random can this day get?

Shigure: *busts in* High school girls, high school girls. *singing*

Kyo: I shouldn't have asked.

Tohru: Hai Shigure-san! What are you doing here?

Shigure: Yuki-kun was bothering me to death about you, so I took him to you!

Yuki: Miss Honda, what are you doing here with that stupid cat?

Kyo: *glare*

Tohru: I wanted him to meet my friends Kagome and Inuyasha.

Yuki: Why Miss Honda? Why don't you love me?

Inuyasha: *Lying on the ground underneath kag's foot*

Tohru: Because rats are icky and gross and cats are fuzzy and adorable!

Yuki: There isn't a single word that you just said that didn't make me want to hit Kyo.

Kyo: Why me?

Yuki: Because I can't hit Tohru, I love her.

Kagome: I've seen this somewhere before…

Koga: Hey Kagome! I found the magic well that takes me to your world!

Kagome: HOW?

Koga: Shippo told me. After some convincing.

Miroku: Hey Kagome!

Kagome: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?

Miroku: *slids over to Tohru*

Tohru: Umm… Hi…

Miroku: I know this is sudden, but will you please have my children?

Yuki and Kyo: *SMACK*

Sango: *green onion attack*

Kagome: I'm not even going to ask.

Shigure: Hmm… Something's missing… I know! I'll call Aya! *dials*

Ayame: Hello?

Shigure: Aya! A boatload of hookers!

Ayame: *opens door* Hi everyone!

Kyo: How the hell did you get here?

Ayame: Kyonkichi's here too?

Tohru: How did you get here so fast?

Ayame: Oh, I was following Shigure around, and when he called I opened the door!

Yuki: Get out. Now.

Kagome: When did he get here?

Ayame: And who might this lovely lady be?

Inuyasha + Koga: Butt out! This love triangle is complicated enough WITHOUT crack pairings!

Miroku: That's a guy? I was going to ask him something.

Sango: *slap*

Kilala: *squeaks/meow type thing*

Tohru: What's that? It's sooo cute! *huggles Kilala*

Hatori: Aya, Shigure, Yuki, Kyo, and Tohru, I think it's time you went home.

Kagome: FINALLY!

Inuyasha: How did you get here?

Hatori: I followed Ayame.

Everyone previously mentioned by Hatori: *leaves*

Kagome: *shoves everyone except Inuyasha down the well*

Inuyasha: *sleeping*

Kagome: That was… insane.

~end~

Ginn: I got bored, so I wrote this. Writing lab sure is boring…

Cora: You have to do your schoolwork Ginn-chan.

Ginn: *glare*

Cora: -Sama! I mean Ginn-sama!

Ginn: Good figment of my imagination!

Kai: Have you finished my backstory yet?

Ginn: I'M WORKING ON IT!

Draca: Have you created a devianart account yet?

Ginn: I'LL DO LATER!

Choji: I really wish you would quit procrastinating.

Ginn: I HOPE YOU BURN UP IN HELL!

Choji: Whatever.

Ginn: I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO!

Choji: Take that back you monster!

Review or I will make you step on a lego for the rest of your life.