Author's note
After my successes with the Dasheresques, I decided to do what appears to be the impossible: make a fanmake of the Strong Bad E-mails, starring our pal, Rainbow Dash! So let's have some fun.

Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: some kinda robot

It was another day at Rainbow's house. The blue Pegasus pony is on her computer, which was given to her by Megan from Earth with a keypad made for hooves. Already, Rainbow is responding to her first ever e-mail.

"Oh, who is the filly that checks all her emails? That's me, Rainbow Daaaash." Rainbow said as she sings a theme song while typing in 'run 'Rainbow Dash's email.' Once it appears, the mare gets this.

Dear Rainbow Dash,

Tell me, do you wear PJs before going to bed?

Sincerely,
Alan LaDude
San Eggo, CA

Rainbow pauses then clears the screen, typing in, "Come on, what kind of a question is that, Alan? More like a stupid one. I mean, do you wear your skin before going to bed? And if so, are you some kind of robot? If that's the case, what kind of powers do you have? What, you use them for good, awesome what? How about joining forces? I just happen to the greatest flier that Equestria has ever seen."

Rainbow chuckles; her first e-mail is done. The Pegasus pony types in '- Rainbow Dash' then stops typing before saying, "All right, folks. Until next time, make sure to keep sending me your questions, and I will see if I can make fun of you...err then. Man, who was I talking to? Pinkie Pie is definitely affecting me."

The paper comes down as the e-mail comes to an end.

The End

Author's note
Whatcha think; Looks good, eh? In the next chapter, Rainbow responds to one while dealing with a certain character that she doesn't like. Read, review and suggest. If anyone got any suggestions on what MLP character would appear in which roles (the character choices that I have in the Dasheresque series do not count besides Rainbow Dash), you know what to do.