|Bowser's Tower of Trivia
Author: Witch Knight Daisy PM
Bowser hosts a game show that pits players from different worlds against one another. Also crossovers with SRMTHFG, Smurfs, and Alvin and the Chipmunks. NOW COMPLETE!Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Bowser - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 04-30-12 - Published: 04-01-12 - Status: Complete - id: 7979485
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Hi everybody! Here's the second part to the final round and the last chapter to the game show! It's still anyone's game!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Tintin, Smurfs, the Chipmunks, SRMTHFG, or Mario!
Bowser's Tower of Trivia
Final Round Part 2
Bowser: Welcome back, ladies and non-ladies! Time to continue the final round! Our lovely (but blue) contestant is sitting pretty at only 30 points and needs 70 more to win! While Quiff Boy is trying his best for an upset!
Clumsy: Let's go, Smurfette!
Haddock: Come on, laddie! Don't make it easy for her!
Snowy (runs out to the contestants): Wooah!
Bowser: Hey! Someone get their mutt!
Tintin: Snowy! Bad dog! Get back over there!
(Snowy whimpers, then returns to Haddock's side)
Bowser: Sorry about that interruption. Let's get back to the show! There are fifteen panels left and only ten more will be chosen! Now, Ginger! Choose!
Tintin: Mario, number one!
Bowser: Okay, how many women had hit on Mario when he was at Rogueport?
Smurfette: Um, four?
Smurfette: But Mario had four female partners!
Bowser: But I said how many WOMEN IN ALL had hit on Mario over there! You're missing that psycho Toad Toodles at Poshley Heights!
Tintin: And Toadette.
Bowser: Anyway, next!
Tintin: Mario, number four!
Bowser (chuckling): You'll never get this one! How many kids do I have? Including Bowser Jr.
Tintin: Bowser. number two!
Bowser: Have I ever been on a dollar bill in Mushroom Kingdom?
Bowser: That's...right. Though I wish it wasn't.
Tintin: Bowser, number four!
Bowser: When was the last time I've been on the Mushroom Kingdom news?
Smurfette: When you tried to take over the Karaboudjan from Captain Haddock that time he was here!
Bowser: Right again! All that was up there was whisky anyway.
Haddock: But NOBODY takes my ship, you fire-breathing politician! (shaking his fist) I'm glad they'd thrown you in a Ztar-level cell (whatever that was)!
Bowser: Ignoring that, next!
Tintin: Miscellaneous, number two!
Bowser: What is the fifth element of the Guardians supposedly called?
Smurfette: It's a funny name, but I think it's called Quint... something... I forgot. Lightning?
Bowser: And that's wrong! Next question, please.
Tintin: Same category, number five!
Bowser: What is the blue monkey's full name? (nods over to Gibson)
Gibson: She hasn't been in our world enough to know that. She was probably in her own little world.
Smurfette (giggles): Come ON! Everyone knows who Mr. Hal Gibson is!
Bowser: Ten points!
Grouchy: Even Gargamel knows about you! Sort of...
Nova: He's right.
Bowser: Okay, next one, Ginger!
Tintin: Super Smash Bros., number one!
Bowser: What is the first SSB I've been in?
Tintin: SSB, number four!
Bowser: What character is in Brawl who is not a Mario character?
Bowser: Ten points!
Tintin: Same category, number three!
Bowser: True or False: Zelda/Sheik's Final Smash kills you instantly.
Bowser: Right! (the looks at the score) Don't tell me you got...90 points! All you need is get this last question right and this game's yours! And for this last question, I'll be picking from the Random category. Get ready!
Bowser: Here it is! What is the real name of Tintin's dog?
Papa: Come on, think about it! Snowy has to be short for something!
Smurfette: I kinda know that already, Papa.
Haddock (hugging Snowy for dear life): If she gets this right, I'll never drink whisky again.
Grouchy: She's got this, so you might want to stop now!
Bowser: Five more seconds...
Smurfette: I got it! It's Snowflake, isn't it?
(silence falls in the room)
Nova: That was fast.
Gibson: So Snowy's real name is Snowflake? I thought someone said his name was Mi... (Haddock shuts him up with the empty whisky bottle).
(Tintin grabs his hair in suspense)
Bowser: And that ends the final round! And Blue fails with 80 points, which means Quiff Boy wins!
Haddock: Well done, my boy! (runs on stage to hug Tintin) So, big guy, what does the lad get?
Bowser: Yeah, about that... (scratches his head) Um, you get your ship back.
Haddock: WHAAAT? What's that supposed to mean?
Bowser: Yeah, I took your ship.
Haddock (hurls his whisky bottle at the Koopa King): NOBODY TAKES MY SHIP!
Bowser (starting to run from the captain's wrath): That's our show, everyone!
Haddock: GET BACK HERE, YOU REPTILE!
*That's the end! Hope you guys enjoyed and thanks for reviewing!*