Dear Lanny,

You are an EVIL GENIOUS! Genious, I tell you! I mean, some of your plots and schemes are just amazing! The only problem is, your victims. Boomer and Brady are probably the stupidest people on Kinkow. I mean, they're so stupid, they can't do anything! They can't even DIE! Which is why you should just find away to make them lose their memory, and send them some place like...I don't know, Europe? America? Send them back to Chicago for all we care! They'll be wandering aroung, wondering who they are, and, problem solved! As long as Mason and Mikayla don't find them and find away to get their memory back, you're king! I mean, the twin kings "mysteriously" disappeared! Someone has to take charge!

But still, you know when Brady and Boomer were broke, and you volunteered to be a tax collector to get the people to hate the kings? You know those two vigilantes, Sirocco and Sirocco-Taco who kept foiling your plans and humiliating you? I don't know if you've realized this yet, but, Sirocco and Sirocco-Taco were actually Brady and Boomer in disguise. They felt guilty about taxing the people so they dressed up as Sirocco and Sirocco-Taco to ease their conciences! Yeah, so Sirocco was actually King Brady, (hence the reason they were never in the same place,) and Sirocco-Taco was King Boomer. Sorry. I know you're probably outraged now, so, TOODLES!

Sincerely,

Strawberry M&M

Dear Strawberry M&M

Thank you! Thank you so much. I thought I'd never find anyone who had the same thoughts as I do! And yes, I am a genius, am I. And actually you have some ideas that I haven't even thought of! I should make them lose their memory! Great idea.

But impossible! Sirocco was… Brady? That idiot? Seriously? Wait…I'm about to have one of my rampages in my room so… I better end this letter soon. Nice idea, gonna try it sometime.

Lanny.

Yay another letter.

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