|The Geoff Show
Author: AlmightyGeorgiaCrusher PM
What if Total Drama's Party Boy had his soon sketch comedy show? Nothing but ass kicking comedy and music that will bring the house down. Also starring Bridgette, Heather, Justin and more. And celebrety guests. Enjoy!Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Geoff - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11-10-12 - Published: 04-03-12 - Status: Complete - id: 7985237
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Geoff and Ezekiel at Burger King,
The cameras return to the studio after the commercial break.
Geoff: Welcome back to the show people and um tonight's first sketch is called Geoff and Ezekiel at Burger King. Now this sketch is about me and Zeke going to various restaurant drive thru's and irritate somebody we don't know who ever that person at the drive through will be but whoever it is we will irritate. But we go to Burger King for the first one and Audience please enjoy.
(Geoff and Ezekiel go to a burger king at Vancouver.)
Eva (as a BK employee): Welcome to burger king home of the whopper may I take your order?
Zeke (Speaks on a microphone): Um yeah, I was just wondering if we could have 2 Big Macs with no pickles.
Geoff: Yeah! 2 big macs WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Audience laughs)
Eva: Um sir you do know that this is a BK, not a Mickey D's so order something from the BK menu please…?
Geoff: Oh, sorry we'll have 2 classic fries.
Zeke: And 2 water bottles. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Eva: No that's New York fries, Not BK get something from BK please?
Geoff: Fine do you have a meat lover's pizza?
Zeke: Ask if they got wings WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Geoff: Dude I love wings but um its Friday silly dude.
Eva (Being annoyed angrily): Sir, you're making me lose my patience here. Order some fucking food or leave!
Geoff: OK, Fine, Fine. We would like some New York Style Hot dogs.
Zeke: New York dogs. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Audience laughs)
Eva: U can go to hell and commit suicide for each other's sake and leave! And if u don't I'm going to kick your goddamn asses! (Audience laughs it up)
Geoff: Hey she can't talk to us like that let's tell the manager.
Zeke: Yeah tell the manager
(Geoff and Zeke walk into the BK super pissed)
Geoff: Excuse me I would like to speak to the manager now!
(BK Manager (Matt Fogelman) comes out) (Audience cheers)
Matt: Hello and welcome to Burger King Can I help you?
Zeke: Yeah this drive thru lady totally yelled and cussed at us and told us to commit suicide and told us to go to hell
Matt (Gasps): How dare she? Eva come right here Right stinking now!
Eva (angry): What?
Matt: Why did you scream at these to innocent customers like a rabid monkey?
Eva: It's because they kept ordering from various restaurants.
Geoff: We just wanted 2 big macs.
Matt: Ma'am I do agree with them. You cannot cuss and yell at the customers! There are kids here her goodness sakes.
Eva (more pissed off): What? How come Ur taking their side they started it? Besides I don't care if there are kids here! They are like 8 year old retards on Budweiser!
Matt: I will not tolerate screaming. If you cannot behave like other employees, than you son of a bitch you're fired!
Eva: You know what (throws her employee hat in rage) Fine! This place sucks more than the Vancouver Canucks. (Audience boos) .
Matt: My apologies for seeing those inappropriate actions. How about free burger king for a year because it's coming out of Eva's paycheck.
Geoff and Zeke: Yeah free BK for a year WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Matt: Even I will introduce you to my 2 heavenly angel daughters Bridgette and Emma. Sound Gucci? (Audience laughs and Cheer)
(Emma and Bridgette come out with hooker-like clothes; Emma is wearing a light pink jacket with a white pink halter top and hot pants with white pink nylon socks that reached to her upper legs.
same thing for Bridgette but with a blue color.)
Emma (Looks at Ezekiel): MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...I like the brown headed one with the shorts he looks real horny.
Bridgette (Looking at Geoff): No shit, I like the blonde one daddy he looks like he's ripped from heaven himself…
Matt: Alright enough introducing each other. Boys show these girls the night of their lives.
Geoff: Will do…
(Geoff and Ezekiel escort Emma and Bridgette out of Burger King, Both wrap their arm around the girl's arms walking side by side.)
Emma (To Ezekiel): Well I have to say I wanted someone cute and a little bit creepy but not Gold dust creepy. (Audience laughs)
Bridgette (To Geoff): You are a cute Canadian Cowboys and one thing Geoff, Go canucks.
Zeke: I love this place.
Geoff: Yeah dude when you are at my home town of Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada (Audience cheers) things happen my way and we love to "Have it your way."
(Camera fades and Audience cheers)
CM Punk: What's going on this is WWE Champ CM Punk saying that the Geoff show will be back so don't miss a moment.