|The Day Tony Head Slapped Gibbs
Author: Doggett.Rules PM
I own nothing NCIS. Tony has always wondered what would happen if he ever head slapped Gibbs. When he finally decides to do it, what will Gibbs say and do?Rated: Fiction T - English - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Tony D. - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12-27-12 - Published: 04-04-12 - Status: Complete - id: 7989957
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It was just another working day for the NCIS team and they weren't exactly working as they were down at autopsy with Ducky, getting their CPR recertification. Tony was down there first with Abby, McGee and Ziva close behind him. Gibbs hadn't shown up yet and they all thought that he wouldn't show up as it was Gibbs. Tony was waiting for Palmer to finish getting his recertification and as he waited he leaned over to McGee.
"Do you know where Gibbs is?" Tony asked quietly.
McGee just shook his head as he watched Ducky who was waiting patiently as his assistant got recertified. Tony wondered if that dummy was the only thing Palmer had ever kissed and he chuckled to himself.
"What is so funny Tony?" Ziva asked.
"Nothing, I was just wondering, if autopsy gremlin has ever kissed anyone before," Tony replied.
Palmer's head instantly snapped up as he looked at Tony who was smirking with his arms folded across his chest. He looked at him for a moment with a scowl and Abby hit Tony gently in the arm.
"Okay Mr Palmer, that will do. Which one of you is going next?" Ducky asked.
"McGeek does, he has been waiting for this for months, haven't you McGoo?" Tony smiled.
"Okay then Timothy, she's all yours," Ducky said.
McGee shook his head at Tony before he walked over to where the dummy was and he knelt down as he performed the life saving procedure on the dummy. As he worked Tony turned to Ziva who was glancing around the room.
"I've always wondered, if someone ever head slapped Gibbs, would they need CPR?" Tony asked.
"I do not know," Ziva replied.
"You would probably need more than CPR if you head slapped the boss man," Abby said.
"Why did you ask that anyway?" Ziva questioned as she looked at Tony.
"I don't know. Just curious I guess," Tony shrugged.
"Well why don't you try it," Ziva suggested.
"Because I like breathing," Tony stated.
Ziva laughed at him and at that moment the elevator ding was heard as the metal doors parted. The agents all looked at the automatic autopsy doors to see Gibbs walk in through them.
Tony saw his boss was stood there with a warm cup of coffee in his left hand and Gibbs took a sip of it as he walked over to stand beside Ducky. A moment later McGee had finished getting his recertification and he stood up then brushed his pants down.
"Okay Timothy, who's next? Jethro?" Ducky asked.
"Sure Duck," Gibbs said as he set his coffee down on a table near him.
Gibbs then took off his grey suit jacket and he went over to the dummy then knelt down. He instantly knew everything that he had to do and after a moment he was already getting tired. Tony was looking at Ziva and he smirked at her as an idea popped in to his head.
"Why don't you head slap Gibbs?" Tony asked in a whisper.
"Because I am not that stupid," Ziva replied.
"Yeah right," Tony smirked.
Tony just laughed as he thought about what would happen if he head slapped Gibbs. The worst Gibbs would do would be to put him in a head lock and break his neck or probably head slap him so hard that he'd have concussion.
Tony watched his boss getting his recertification and he knew that he was taking a chance but he was going to head slap him. He could feel his stomach tying in knots as he knew that Gibbs might punch him and break his jaw or his nose. Tony knew he was over exaggerating but he knew something would definitely happen to him.
"Fine I'll do it," Tony whispered.
"Do what?" McGee asked.
"He is going to head slap Gibbs," Ziva whispered.
"Are you serious?" Abby asked.
"Yes I am," Tony nodded.
"Well it is a good thing we all know CPR then because you are going to need it once Gibbs is finished with you," Ziva said.
Tony swallowed the lump in his throat already regretting making that decision and as he saw his boss stand back up then brush his pants down, he felt his heart racing at an abnormally high speed.
"Okay Jethro, who's next? Anthony?" Ducky asked.
"Nope, I will go next, but Tony might need CPR soon," Abby said.
"Okay Abigail, go ahead," Ducky nodded.
Tony watched as his boss slid on his suit jacket and then picked up his cup of coffee as Abby walked over to the dummy that was on the ground. Tony gulped as he walked over to his boss and then he stopped behind him. It was like Gibbs knew he was there as he stopped drinking his coffee then cleared his throat.
"You want something DiNozzo?" Gibbs asked.
Tony didn't reply he just brought up his left hand to the back of Gibbs's head and then he swung it forward quickly. As the palm of his hand hit the back of his boss's head he prayed that his boss wouldn't kill him. The smack echoed through the autopsy and all eyes were now on Tony as Gibbs turned around with a seriously pissed look on his face. Gibbs didn't say a word for a moment and then he stared down at his agent with his blue eyes.
"I think that CPR recertification is going to come in hand. What do you think DiNozzo?" Gibbs growled.
Thanks for reading guys. I hope you all enjoyed this and this was inspired by a review I got on one of my other fics. Anyway please review :)