gRdons bad dya at blak Masa

Grdon never did nothing wrong All he did was walk towards a lasser wit a kart. But then thinks boomed and dead peepl. So grdon said "o no i is get out of here" except he wasnt talk cuz he cool like that. then he found a crobar on teh grownd and said "it is my alien killy thingy" except he wuznt talk. So he then sa sum science people falling on an elevator screaming and kaboom. Grdon thot "Ha they are dead so i is clime ladder" So he climed ladder and saw alien sombys. He thot "Ha jha i is kil sombys 4 brekfist" he thot. Then thare wuz an annoying guard that had gun. "Mine" grdon thot and kild gard and took gun. "ha now i iz invicdible!" Grdon's mind said in his brane. An alien shoked gordon so he thot "i hate you" but the alien sed "Ican reed ur mined" and grdon said "o no" and died of blood loss. teh end.