D-GRAY MAN IS NOT MINE AND WILL NEVER BE MINE BECAUSE REALLY DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD BE ON THIS SITE WRITING STORIES ABOUT MY OWN MANGA/ANIME?

Two figures approached Hogwarts.

"Is this it Allen?" The smaller figure asked.

"Obviously Road there aren't many castles in the middle of nowhere and if it isn't Millennie's going to be pissed at that Akuma" The boy Allen said as they slowly they walked into the massive doors of one of the most renewed magic schools in the world.

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The golden trio where muttering Hermione telling the orange and black haired boys about the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher after Dumbledore announced the surprising name, Mad Eye Moody

"They say the reason his eye is missing is because it was picked out by a broom when he thought a Death Eater was breaking into his house."

"I don't see why You-Know-Who's Death Eaters would try to invade the loonys house," Ron said running his fingers through his bright orange hair.

"Ron!" Even if Professor Moody is a bit paranoid-"

"A bit paranoid?"

"A lot paranoid he still is a famous Auror and has many connections, and he's sent the most numbers of Death Eaters to Azkaban in the whole history of the Ministry of Magic combined!"(1)

The golden trios speculating what cut off when the loud noise of the great halls doors creaking open silenced the mass of students, thinking it was the same Professor that Harry and friends were discussing.

"Oh did I forget to mention Hogwarts will be hosting two foreign exchange students from the Ark of God School Of Alternative Magic for as long as they require," The Headmaster said brightly.

The population of Hogwarts stared in shock nobody, even the teachers, had heard o this new development.

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Meanwhile Allen and Road where muttering to each other,

"Ark of God really Allen?" Road asked in disbelief.

"Hey!" Allen protested "It was all I and the Duke could think of!"

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"Ok," Dumbledore said "Let's have them sorted!" producing the Sorting Hat out if nowhere. The sorting hat was first placed on Road's head.

~Roads Mind~ "Well well well little girl open up put done those pesky mind barriers"

"Fine," Road thought.

The Sorting Hat was greeted by images so horrendous images of death, murder, torture, and sadistic glee. The sorting hat was shocked this little girl only looking around 15 was a sadists murderer who killed billions(2).

"Well umm the sorting hat muttered well have to put you in Slytherin because well uum"

"No," Road interjected "I want to be in Gryffindor!" "Well uum uum you can't be," "Your going to put me in Gryffindor now,"

Roads mind image split into a huge grin stretching up to her eyes.

"O...O...K" the Sorting hat muttered nervously.

~End Of Roads Mind~

"TO BE DECIDED!" The Sorting Hat yelled reluctantly. The Slytherins grumbled they would have thought that the innocent little girl would be placed into Huffleluff, however the Gryffindor were very, very excited she could still be with them.

Next was the companion to the new girl. The boy pulled down his hood to reveal snow white hair and deep silver eyes with pale snow white skin but the perfect appearance was marred by the jagged red scar on his left cheek. He stepped forwards accepting the hat from the girl but not before the girl pecked him on the lips and whispered something in the ear, then she walked away but not before returning for a much longer kiss. The whole hall was amazed by such public display of affection, but more so of the boys appearance. Then, the white haired boy put on the Sorting Hat.

~ Allen's Mind~

Allen was much more blunt than Road, "I want to be in Gryffindor,"

"Well you see, first I have to look into your mind,"

"What's stopping you, it's not blocked," Allen asked annoyed

"Uum well you see that y-y-ou have another presence in your mind, a mean one, like the earlier girl"

"Heeeey! I'm not mean!"

"Shut up Neah, anyway pedo hat,"

The Sorting Hat peered into Allen's mind seeing his childhood,

with the clown, his family the Noah and finally how he liked to kill. The Sorting Hat was disturbed, unlike Road, who had a childlike, sadistic view, Allen liked to torture to have people trust him then laugh at the looks his victims gave him when they were killed by someone they thought was so pure, so innocent.

"Are you done yet?" Allen's voice snapped the Sorting Hat out of its pondering "Put me in Gryffindor now!"

"Y...yes sir" the Sorting Hat stuttered.

~End Of Allen's Mind~

The whole school held their breath not knowing that it was already decided. The sorting hat took a deep breath "SLYTHERIN! For both of them!"

Me-chan: Okay, that was it kinda short but ya, Anyway I want to have at least 15 reviews before I update

Tyki: Cause the authoress is lazy and doesn't think that'll happen for a couple of months, and doesn't want to start writing

Me-chan: Hey meanie!

Tyki: What are you ten?

Me-chan: Noooooo I'm like way older than that Tyki-pon

Tyki- Don't call me that

Me-chan: Or what, I'm the authoress,

Tyki: So what?

Me-chan: I can pair you with... Komui!

Tyki: Noooooooooooo

Me-chan:

Tyki: Never mind any way there was something you were supposed to say wasn't there S-

Me-chan: Tykiiiiiiiiiiiiii don't say my name I'll get stalked by pedophiles here I'll say it D GRAY MAN DOESN'T BELONG TO ME BECAUSE IF IT DID THERE WOULD BE A FEM!ALLENxROADxTYKI THREESOME

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(1) I really don't know it just seems really cool

(2) she's been around a long long time