AN: OK PLEASE READ THE LYRICS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE WHOLE FICS ABOUT, HOPE YOU ENJOY I REALLY ENJOYED WRITING THIS, TELL ME IF YOU LIKE IT (OR HATE IT FOR THAT MATTER) THIS IS FLASHBACKS, AND THIS IS LYRICS

Kurt shivered in anticipation at glee club. He knew this class was going to be eventful.

~FLASHBACK~

Santana stirred her coffee, "So when are you gonna tell the rest of the club, Hummel?" she said gesturing to Kurt and Sebastian's linked hands.

Kurt and Sebastian sighed. They were having coffee with , Santana, Brittany, Tina and Quinn, they were the only ones they trusted enough to tell them about their relationship.

"I don't know... I guess I'm too afraid to..." Kurt trailed off, Sebastian squeased his hands reassuringly, Glee was one of the few places he felt accepted and as silly as it sounds, with all the drama, he didn't want to put any bad blood between him and the group, he already had to deal with his ex-boyfriend everyday, he didn't want to fall out with anyone else.

"When I don't want to do something I ask Lord Tubbington to do it," said Brittanny, everybody smiled at her affectionatly, but Santana looked like she had an idea, and if this was a cartoon a light bulb would have appeared over his head.

"Why don't we blurt it out for you at Glee tomorrow, Porcelain?" asked Santana slyly.

"Ummm..I don't know, that could be the best idea since sliced bread or the worst travesty since world war 2." said Kurt.

"Come on, I have a brilliant idea." urged Santana.

"Well..ok."

~END OF FLASHBACK~

Kurt arrived into the choir room. And sat beside Mercedes, desperately trying to ignore the mischievious looks Santana was shooting him. Mr Schuue walked in.

"Alright guys, settle down, does anyone have anything they want to sing?"

Rachel's hand instinctively flew up. "Mr Schue, I would like to perform this heartfelt song to Finn-"

"Wow, big suprise!" interupted Santana, "Actually we wanna sing something first." she said gesturing to herself, Tina, Brittanny and Quinn. Mr Schue shrugged, he shot Rachel an apologetic look and gestured for them to take the floor.

Santana pressed play on the cd player, and the music to "I kissed a girl came on." Kurt had a bad feeling about this.

Santana started singing, the words were altered.

This was never the way he planned, not his intention.

He just needed a shoulder to cry on, but he got more,

He told us, last week

We were, all shell shocked!

They all sprang into the chorus and Kurt turned red.

Kurt kissed Sebastian, and he liked it, the feel of his meerkat lips

He kissed Sebastian, we aint lying, I hope that Blaine ain't jealous.

It felt so good, it felt so great, and I think he's in love tonight!

He kissed him, and he liked it, he loved it!

Quinn and Santana alternated in the next verse.

Yes, they used to be, enemys! (Not anymore)

And last month, they tied the knot,(with a promise ring!)

It's not what we expected, (our, writers are the best!)

My head got so confused, when THEY TOLD ME!

All the girls jumped in for the chorus, while the rest of the glee club was sitting there shocked.

Kurt kissed Sebastian, and he liked it, the feel of his meerkat lips

He kissed Sebastian, we aint lying, I hope that Blaine ain't jealous.

It felt so good, it felt so great, and I think he's in love tonight!

He kissed him, the male Santana!

Santana took the next verse.

Oh Sebastian, is so magical, CW hair, dalton blazer, so kissable

Hard to resist, his meekat charms,

That's what he told us!

Ain't no big deal, Hummel's a do-o-og

The girl's jumep in for the next chorus again, only this time Brittanny ran up to Kurt dragging him in to a lazy dance routine.

Kurt kissed Sebastian, and he liked it, the feel of his meerkat lips

He kissed Sebastian, we aint lying, I hope that Blaine ain't jealous.

It felt so good, it felt so great, and I think he's in love tonight!

He kissed him, and he liked it, he loved it!

The routine finished and the new directions were silent, all staring straight ahead at Kurt and the girl's.

Kurt hit Santana playfully, "Wait to keep it on the down low, Satan." he reamarked. Santana smiled at him, "Oh come on, it was a good idea, you know how long it took me to come up with those lyrics?"

"2 minutes?"

"Well your welcome Hummel." They stopped their bickering and turned to face the group.

"So, ehh, you are -emm, with Sebastian Kurt?" asked Mr Schuester, aware it was probably his job to break the silence. Kurt nodded.

"They are the cutest dolphin couple I have ever seen, dolphin Jeff calls them Kurtbastian, but dolphin Nick calls them Sebkurt. I think they are much cuter than dolphin couple "Klaine," as the birdies call them." chimed in Brittanny.

"What the hell dude!" exploded Finn,

"Yeah I don't like this guy." added Puck.

"But he gave Kurt a ring." said Brittanny sadly, eyes cast on the floor.

"Your engaged?" shouted Blaine.

"A promise ring," said Kurt.

"God, Anderson, second verse, second line. know your stuff." said Santana, crossing her arms.

"They are really cute together, just give them a chance." urged Tina.

"Ok, if he makes my boo happy, then I'm happy, but I will spend all night googling threats for when we meet him, and tonight I want a full explanation of why I wasn't told first, White Boy!" she said.

"You want to meet him?" Kurt said, his eyes lighting up.

"Of course." said the whole glee club.

"Bring him to practise tommorrow." said Mr Shue, "I want an excuse to meet him."

"So do I!" they heard Sue yell from the doorframe, "because I have alist of threats if he hurts my poor Porcelain, I decided against saying them to Young Burt Reynolds over there, because several of them are outlawed in the US, but thanks to Korean operatives, I have a full list of them, but because I didn't say them to that hairgelled hobbit over there, he broke your heart, so I will see him tommorrow." with that she left the room.

"Ok," said Kurt sitting down, "now that, that's cleared up, what 80s song do we have the pleasure of singing this week Mr Schue?"