|Ed & Billy Shorts
Author: duke8866 PM
Join Ed & Billy with the rest of the crew in outrageous whacky adventures and moments in their worlds, through space,time,dimenstions,multiverses,and the underworld.rated T for langugage in later shorts.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Eds - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 04-28-12 - Published: 04-12-12 - id: 8018072
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Short Two: Eddy's Big Scam Part two of two
Main characters: Eddy & Billy
Supporting characters: Mandy, Mindy, Pudding, Irwin, & Sperg
"Uh do you have a fluffy bunny?", "FOR THE LAST TIME KID WE DON'T SELL BUNNIES!", Eddy said as he Yelled at pudding who ran away crying like a little baby, "jeez that kid is even more girl-le-err than Jimmy", he sighed, suddenly a giant portal open and Billy came out in a pickup truck with a truck load of toy and other stuff in the back.
"That-a-Boy Redhead", Eddy exclaimed as he ran and opened the back door of the truck, as he examine the toys and other stuff he began to notice that they look familiar, "hey Billy where did ya get these?", "I got the from that place your from Eddy!", he answered. 'Damn I'm gonna get it when I get back but I'll be stinking rich though!, well back to business' Eddy thought.
After getting the rest of the toys and other stuff set up Sperg came holding Irwin in air by his underwear, "Hey watch me", Sperg began twirling Irwin by is underwear and the released him into the air and Irwin landed in Mandy's trash can across the street knocked out.
"Score! That was a really great shot Sperg!", said Billy, "I like to do it with finesse, so what you sellin-oh crap! Is that an ant farm I'll take it!", he said, "10 bucks" said Eddy. Sperg generously handed Eddy the money as he gave him double d's ant farm, soon after Sperg left Mindy came and said, "hey losers nice toys I'll take all those dolls right and oh! I'll take that premium sassy cat doll", "o-okay", said Billy as he struggled to give his sassy cat doll away.
Fifteen minutes after Mindy left Eddy phone began to ring and as soon as he picked up he heard Edd screaming for help, "Eddy all of the Kids toys and possessions are missing and the think both me and Ed are responsible please help!" he yelled, "jeez calm down sock head I'll explain later right now I'm getting rich!", "what! You took them oh no! the burst through the door Edd—", he was cut off after Eddy hit the end button, "looks like we're gonna eat like king to night Billy!" he yelled, "ya I like pie!", 10 minutes after the call Mandy came out side and notice Irwin climbing out of her trash-can covered in garbage, he walked up two her and said hey Mandy how about a kiss for your huggy bear yo?", "pucker up" she said as she punched Irwin and sent him flying through her mailbox, she then she walked up to the stand next to Billy's house and said to Eddy, "alright who are you and what's with this stand",
"oh hi Mandy this is my friend Eddy he's from another world and where selling stuff to people!" Billy said as he popped up out of nowhere next to her, Mandy look at Eddy for a moment and then said, "so Eddy what are you planning to do after this?", "oh don't know just gonna stick around for a while until the heat goes down back in my world" he answered, "ya wanna go for a walk", she asked "sure" he replied back, "hey Billy close up shop", "oky-dokyk!".
After Eddy and Mandy left Billy closed the store and went inside his house.