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It was a normal day for Batman.

Key word being, WAS.

It was peaceful and quiet in the Batcave, but then Robin came running in.

"Br-Batman!" Robin exclaimed. "Batman! You have got to see this!"

"See what?" Batman growled, turning his chair to face protégé.

"This!" Robin exclaimed, unfazed by the BatGlare.

He held out his iPod, which showed a song by Miracle of Sound.

"Miracle of Sound?" Batman asked, taking the iPod. "Who are they?"

"They make songs about life!" Robin exclaimed. "They made a Joker song-"

"What?" Batman interrupted. "A Joker song?"

"Yup, and check this out." Robin said, taking the iPod back.

He scrolled down, then clicked something, and handed it back to Batman.

"I unplugged the earphones that way we can both hear it." Robin said, holding out the earphones.

The song began:

*instrumental*

Riddle me this now, and riddle me that

Does anyone really know the mind of the bat?

I live in the shadows, I work in the shade

A cape and a mask will only keep his crusade

Can you tell me I'm not insane

Sometimes I get this feeling 'bout the law I'm dealin'

And my lady my recent Wayne

Half a pint for sinkin' on this path I've taken

Check my head, I guess the joke's on me

Woah, oh

I'm not laughing at the irony

Oh, no

So riddle me this now, and riddle me that

Does anyone really know the mind of the bat?

So riddle me this now, and riddle me that

Does anyone really know the mind of the bat?

Wherever you goin', whatever you do

I'm out in the dark, keepin' watch over you

So poison the ivy with your crocodile tears

We're coming the vines to the heart of your fears

Can you tell me has something changed?

The rewards are zero, cause I ain't no hero

Do you know when you go strange

Is your tauntin' true, am I as crazy as you?

Check my head, I guess the joke's on me

Woah, oh

I'm not laughing at the irony

Oh, no

*oh-ing*

Look to the sky at night, I scan the highest heights

Look to the sky at night, I scan the highest heights

So riddle me this now, and riddle me that

Does anyone really know the mind of the bat?

So riddle me this now, and riddle me that

Does anyone really know the mind of the bat?

*instrumental*

Check my head, I guess the joke's on me

Woah, oh

I'm not laughing at the irony

Oh, no

Look to the sky at night, I scan the highest heights

(Check my head, I guess the joke's on me Oh, oh)

Look to the sky at night, I scan the highest heights

(I'm not laughing at the irony Oh, no)

So riddle me this now, or riddle me that

Does anyone really know the mind of the bat?

So riddle me this now, or riddle me that

Does anyone really now the mind of the bat?

The song ended, and Robin tugged the iPod out of Batman's hands

"Cool, huh?" Robin said, smiling. "One of my friends at school showed me, and just had to show you!"

Batman just stared, jaw-struck.

"See ya, Bats!" Robin exclaimed, running off, whistling the tune of the song they just listened to.

Batman just continued staring.

Seriously? he thought. A song about Batman?

He was so weirded out, that he didn't notice Batgirl swing in.

"Batman!" Batgirl shouted. "Batman! Guess what?"

She ran up to him, with her iPod in hand.

"One of my friends showed me a new song," Batgirl said, holding out her iPod. "And I thought that you might like it!"

Batman put his head on his head and groaned.

This was going to be a long day.

Sorry for any lyrics that are wrong.

Check out the song on YouTube.

Mind of the Bat by Miracle of Sound

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