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Envy smiled,kissing his new girlfriend.

"You know what I like about you?"

Rei shook her head,"What?"

"You're not human."

Rei rolled her eyes,"And you know what I like about you?"

"What?"Envy asked,curious.

"Everything,now kiss me."

Envy laughed,out of character.

Wrapping his arms around her,bringing her down.

"Alright,Envy...you got m-"

capturing her lips in searing motion,cutting her off.

"Don't talk."murmured Envy.

Clothes were strewn about..with Rei ending up on top.

A/N:Because of his weight, MAY look average weight..

...but he weighs TONS.

Rei felt her lover up,waxing his chest,straddling him.

"You like that?"

Envy nodded,"You're the first woman I ever been intimate with."

Rei glowed,hearing that."Thank you...'re my first as well."

It would have been a happy ending,if they didn't anger Father.

He ended the relationship.