|Baby I Like it!
Author: YYG PM
Bakura wants to ruin Ryou's dinner for Joey and Kaiba when the visit. But what happens when he just makes himself look bad?Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 06-19-12 - Published: 04-15-12 - id: 8027962
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Me: Hello! I love you all who reviewed on Hurt and Confusion! Well, here's Baby, I Like It!
Chapter 1: Ignoring
It was a cold, rainy, windy day and Ryou is in the kitchen making dinner. AsRyou stirs, he feeld cold hands around his waist. The coldness makes him jump and spill a little bit of soup. "Oh, Ryou~"
"What is it now, Kura?" Ryou said as th theif annoyed him.
Ryou turned on the radio, trying to ignore the theif and cook, and "I Like It" by Enrique Iglesias came on. "OH MY RA! I LOVE HIM! Oh! Right! Kura, out the kitchen!" He twisted his hips to get away from his hold. So Ryou spiced and mixed his soup while Enrique sang,
Girl, please excuse me
If I'm misbehaving, oh
I'm trying keep my hands off
But you're begging me for more
His voice flowing through the house, Ryou singing along with him.
"BABY, I LIKE IT! THE WAY YOU MOVE ON THE FLOOR! BABY, I LIKE IT! COME ON AND GIVE ME SO MORE! OH YES! I LIKE IT! SCREAMING LIKE NEVER BEFORE! BABY, I LIKE IT! I-I-I LIKE IT!"
"Ryou, honey, baby, Aibou, SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Bakura yelled. "Why is he so obessed with that god awful song? Well, if he loves him so much, maybe I should act like him," the theif said slowly smirking looking at Ryou from the corner. "Hmm, where should I start?...'Girl, please excuse me if I'm misbehaving' Perfect." Ryou wondered why iit was so quiet, but continued to set the table. Kaiba and Joey were coming fo dinner while Mokuba spent the night with his friends.
Ryou stirred, took out the juicey ham, baked the cake,a nd Bakura had the perfect idea for 'Misbehaving'. While Ryou's back was turned, the theif struck. He stole the ham at lightening speed, ran upstairs, and put it in his closet.
"BABY, I LIKE IT! I-I-I LIKE...BAKURA!" Bakura jumped in his bed and pretended to sleep. The angry hikari pratically destroyed the door with his foot. It hurted badly, but he was to pissed to stop walking. "BAKURA MOTHERFUCKING AKEFIA! STOP FAKING AN GET YOUR 'SORRY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING' ASS UP!" Ryou tore off the blanket. Bakura turned over so that he was now facing him, eyes drowsy and half open. "Ryou, what the hell are you talking about?"
"You know what I'm talking about! You stole my ham now give it back!" Bakura acted confused and turned over. "Ryou, I have a hangover from last night(1) I have no idea what you are talking about and I suggest you stop being so loud." Bakura whispered. "Not until you give me back my ham!" Ryou yelled and Bakura sat straight up and glared.
'Shit...' was all Ryou could say before Bakura went off.
"Ryou?" Bakkura said calmly.
"For the last...BLOODLY...MOTHERFUCKING TIME...I DON"T KNOW! OW! OW ow! Shit." Bakura growled.
Ryou felt sorry. 'Maybe he was telling the truth...' He closed the door quietly and went downstairs. 'Well, I could make stew...'
Bakura's plan, OPERATION: DENIED, was going great so far.
Me: Yeah, so yoou guess can tell I like making Ryou pissed.
Midknight: But she does it with all of the characters really.
Me: HEY! I DO NOT! Anyway, review please! Next chapter is coming!