Short Fanfic #3: Why do I never get a girlfriend?

"Howl, why do I never get a girlfriend?" Prince Justin a.k.a Turnip head asked.

"What do you mean?" asked Howl.

"Well… Every girl in the kingdom likes you!"

"That's true."

Prince Justin sighed.

"Maybe…"

"Maybe what?"

"Maybe girls think they're too unworthy of your royal awesomeness."

Prince Justin nodded proudly.

"Or maybe girls think you're too handsome for them…Well you're not as handsome as me…but still too handsome for the women in the village."

He nodded again and a little irritated of what Howl said.

"…or…"

"Or what?"

"No, it can't be."

"What?"

'Or…can it?"

"What what is it?"

"Girls think you're…GAY!"

"W-WHAAAAT?"

"GET AWAY FROM ME HOMOSEXUAL DUDE!"

"aww…" Prince Justin sighed.

The End!

Last short fanfic, I'm deeply sorry for making 3 chapters only. I guess I was too lazy to think of another chapter. Again I must apologize. (I so freakin hate saying sorry that I keep on saying sorry! Arghhh!) well see next time!

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PS out.