|Kingdom Hearts Mischief
Author: GradGirl2010 PM
Even the Kingdom Hearts crew has to wind down after a long day. They can't be serious all the time.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,636 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 04-17-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8034217
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
Destiny Island – Tiny Palm Tree Island
"The universe has waited long enough Sora!" Riku scolded his gloomy friend. "You have to tell her and you have to tell her now!" Sora flinched, sinking into himself. "If you don't, someone else will!" He grabbed Sora by the shoulders, shaking him violently. "And she won't take it well from anyone else!"
"Alright, alright, I'll tell her." He acquiesced. "I might as well." A mad blush filled his cheeks. "I would've had to tell her sooner or later."
"Hey guys." Both boys grunted nervously and froze. Facing to the side, a bewildered Kairi stood before them. "Who do you have to tell sooner or later?"
Riku and Sora exchanged uncertain glances. Riku then shoved Sora into the sand and pointed an accusing finger. "Sora has something to tell you!" With that he buzzed off, leaving scorch marks as he cowered in the shack.
"Thanks Riku." Sora droned.
"Is he alright?" Kairi wondered fretfully.
Sora jumped to his feet, dusting off his butt. "Sometimes I wonder." He grumbled affrontingly.
"So what is you wanted to tell me?" Sora felt his blood run cold. "I hope everything's okay."
"No! No! Everything's fine!" He laughed weakly. "I just…uh…" He rubbed the back of his neck feverishly. "There's…something…" He licked his dry lips, "I need to…" His heart was going to burst any second, "Tell you…Kairi."
"Well get on with it." Kairi giggled excitedly. "The suspense is…" Kairi trailed off as Sora drew closer, "Killing me?" Sora eyes were firm…serious. An expression not native to his face. Gently he placed his hands to her shoulders, keeping her in place so she could not run. The heat rose to Kairi's cheek. Sora inched her closer. "Sor…uh…" Her voice broke, quivering as her body did.
"Kairi," he spoke in a low husky voice, "For many long, wonderful years I've been your friend and you mine." He recited poetically. "Not once do I take back the day you arrive during the meteor shower." He smiled warmly, "The heavens truly sent down one of their angels." Steam erupted from Kairi's ears. Her face the very image of a cherry. "Which is why…" he slid his hands down her arms, "I know…" his hands found hers, "I can say these words," He brought their hands up, hodling them close, "And you'll accept them with an open heart." Kairi's mind went blank. Oh my god! She shrieked in her head. Is he?…no…but he is…isn't he? "Kairi…" Sora trailed a finger down her cheek. Her eyes widened. He is. She smiled from ear to ear. His finger touched her tooth. "There's a piece of paupu fruit stuck in your teeth." Kairi's mind broke. She became a dumbstruck anime chibi after that. "Seriously," Sora shrugged his hands cynically, "It's been in your teeth all day! It's driving people mad!" Kairi curled her fingers into a vengeful fist, nails piercing into her skin. "Here's some floss." Sora slapped the small container into her hand. Kairi clench it so hard it began to crack. Sora shooed his hand, "No go take care of that, will ya?"
"Is that all you wanted to say?" Kairi's voice shook, containing the Spartacus Rage burning within her. "Is that all you wanted to tell me?"
"Yeah." Sora answered honestly. The next thing he knew a fist drilled itself into his cheek. Sora was launched into a palm tree, snapped it in half, and splashed into the shallow ocean pool below.
Kairi stomped away, floss in hand. Riku emerged from the shack, scrambled out of the heated Kairi's way. Then he saw the broken tree. "Ahh…" He hummed. Meandering to the side of the small island, a brutally battered faced Sora lied collapsed on the broken tree, floating in the water. "You were sincere, honest, genuine, softened her up with praises, and gave her compliments making her swoon." He listed off, calculating the outcome with the chain of events. "All in all," He clapped his hands, breathed in and out heavily and folded his arms with satisfaction, "I think she took that well." He nodded firmly. Riku then collapsed when a coconut nailed him in the head.
Sora returned to lying dead on the tree, prodding his cheek. "Geeze! What'd she think I was going to say?"
Okay that's all I could come up with. This was just for fun anyway. I'll update whenever I have an idea. So for now this fic is complete.