Author: SuperFunnyAwesomeGirl PM
THIS IS FUNNEH! READ CUS I KNOW U WANT TO! YOU'LL LOVE IT I PROMISE! READ NOW OR ELSE I'LL EAT YA ! NOT A TRUTH OR DARE! WAY BETTER!Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 05-09-12 - Published: 04-21-12 - id: 8045725
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HERE'S THE FAMOUS QUESTION: WHO'S WORSE? REBBECA BLACK OR JUSTIN BIEBER?
''Rebecca Black!'' shouted the rrb.
''Justin Bieber!'' shouted the ppg.
''WHAT?'' they yelled.
''It's half and half, we'll never know…how about both?'' I ask, calmly.
''YEAH!'' they yelled, happy that they don't have to decide.
Now what? Oh! I know!
''Hey guys! I've been wondering..I mean, if they made powerpuff girls z, what's next? Powerpuff girls GT?'' I asked them.
''I have no idea. Who in the right mind would make me look like Brute, and make the rowdyruffs dorky! Well, cept Butch. He's emo,'' said Buttercup.
''Don't know. Hey you know what? People tell me I'm really funny, and awesome, and it's because you have to meet me to believe it.'' I tell them. Actually, more like you guys.
''Remind me why are the lights off, and you have a flashlight when it's not even night-time?'' asked Blossom, clearly annoyed by me being so immature.
''I feel like it. Plus, it's story time!'' I exclaim, excitedly. They all groaned.
''One day, my dad was at a store with me and my brother. Problem was, he forgot his wallet…'' I said.
''Ooh…..'' everyone said, obviously interested.
''In the car,'' I continued.
''Oh,'' they said, uninterested now.
I still continued,''So me and my brother made him quote Mojo Jojo,'' I said, getting to the good part.
''Woah,'' everybody stated.
''Then he said,''I forgot my wallet…curses,'' ''Even though it wasn't that funny, my brother and I still laughed as we got his wallet. The End!''
''Wow!'' they said.
''Oh and sometimes my brother makes fun of Butch.'' I looked at Butch, who glared at me while I looked at everybody else. They were snickering.
(I'm doing this part in dialogue cuz it's longer)(P.S. he likes to make them sound gangster.):
BRO: Brick: Ay bro, can you pull a slug out of you but?'' Then Butch says: Sure thing, bro. *insert pooping here* Ahhh..got it.
ME: *busts out laughing and saying: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
While it ended, everyone was rofl-ing, while Butch looked like this: 0.0
Ok guys, I always thought truth or dare stories were cliché, but I actually played truth or dare in real life.
''One night, I was playing truth or dare with my friends. This is what happened.''
FRIEND 1: I dare you to hug your brother!
ME: Sure. Whatever. *hugs brother*
FRIEND 1 SAYS TO FRIEND 2: DARE YOU TO KISS THE WALL!
FRIEND 2: OMG! NO WAY!
FRIEND 1: I dare you to dance with that toy bear.
ME: 'I can do this. I can do this.' ALRIGHT. *dances with toy bear for two seconds, then pertends he fell down* Oops. He fell. Oh well. Next?
FRIEND 2: I DARE BOTH OF YOU TO GO IN THE LIVING ROOM WHERE ALL THEY MEN ARE!
Friend 1 and ME: No prob. *goes in, comes back* Well, that was quick.
ME to friend 1: DARE YOU TO GO IN THE ROOM WHERE ALL THE BOYS ARE, AND ASK: ''WHO FAVORITE COLOR IS CHICKEN?''
FRIEND 1: Sure thing. * Does dare, comes back, surprisingly unharmed.
BOY: WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR? MY FAVORITE COLOR IS NOT CHICKEN, IT'S RICE! GET IT RIGHT!
Then he left as we all laughed.
FRIEND 2 TO ME: I dare you to eat this big ball of chocolate in one bite!
ME: POkay. * pops it in mouth, (my face is really big), chews it slowly, while my friends stare at me.
FRIEND 2: EWWW! THAT IS SO GROSS!
FRIEND 1: I KNOW RIGHT!
ME: *finished the chocolate* At least I did it!
''Disturbing.." said the ppg and rrb in unison.
The ppg glared at the rrb. ''JINX! YOU OWE ME A SODA!…WHERE'S MY SODA?'' they both said in unison.
''I just LOVE breaking the fourth wall! Don't you guys? Oh, and you know what, my sister has a crush on one of the rowdyruff boys.'' I told them, trying to get their attention.
''WHO?'' yelled the ppg and rrb.
''Brick.'' I said simply. Brick looked at me in horror, like he was in a horror movie. Well actually romance movie, but for him horror is romance.
Then, to break the awkward silence, Boomer spoke up.
''I'm glad you didn't put on that Rebecca Black song.''
''Boomer you idiot! Don't remind her!'' shouted butch.
Brick was still in an idiotic position. He just stood there, doing nothing.
Again, he looks like this: 0.0
I smirked and replied to him, "Thanks for reminding me Boomer!''
Then I turned Justin Bieber's song on, for a change.
You know you love me,
You know you care,
Just shout whenever,
And I'll be there.
Baby, baby, baby, ohh
Luckily, I had on ear plugs.
''AHH! MAKE IT STOP! MY BRAIN IS MELTING!''
Before you review, you guys should read my new story: I'm a Designer. Someof it is actually true, and it involves me. It gets really interesting in the fourth chapter. Also, the first chapter is a little funny. AND YES ROCUEVAS, I DID STEAL DBZ ABRIDGED! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Okay, NOW you can review.