I went back! :3

It was quiet at first. The only thing that was heard was the sound coming from out the hole in the wall where the door used to be. Tyki, Rin, Naruto, Sakura and I were all sitting at the table. Kanda and Lavi joined us a little later. I was in a light gray t-shirt and blue skinny jeans. I wore a pair of gray slip on's and had a box of pocky on the table.

Naruto was wearing a white and red stripped v-neck T-shirt, baggie blue jeans, and red converse. His blonde hair was messy as if he had just gotten out of bed and in his hand was a small bag of chips- cheese flavor.

Sakura had on a blue spaghetti strap T-shirt, smooth white capris and a pair of blue flip flops. Even though her pink hair was tied into a neat bun, she had two stands of it dangling on each side of her face. She had donut and a cup of coffee on the table.

Lavi wore a black t-shirt and brown khakis. His shoes were black also and he had an orange colored book in his hand. His hair was loose and his facial expression looked like he had smelled expired milk or something.

Kanda wore a purple v-neck, blue pants and black shoes. His hair was tied back and he had a small blue berry muffin on the table. His face was actually relaxed for once.

Tyki's hair was slicked back like usual. His shoes & shirt were purple and his pants-white. He had a bottle of water on the table.

Rin was wearing blue. Different shades of blue. But all blue. He had a pack of starburst on the table.

It was very quiet, too quiet- then Lavi broke the silence.

Lavi: So… Let me get this straight… *traumatized look in his eyes* Your wife…

Tyki: Yup. *nods at lavi awkwardly*

Lavi: Okay…

Me: What?

Lavi: You wrote a yaoi between me… and your husband…

Me: YOU READ THAT? THAT WAS PRIVATE!

Lavi: You left it on the coffee table… *folds arms*

Tyki: Anything on the coffee table is up for grabs. *matter-of-factly*

Me: GOD DAMNIT, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A COFFEE TABLE!

Lavi: *Taps the table we're all sitting at*

Naruto: *giggles*

Me: THIS IS'NT EVEN A COFFEE TABLE LAVI—

Lavi: There's coffee on it. *points at sakura's cup* Coffee Table.

Tyki: Therefore your argument is invalid. *smirks*

Me: GRRRRR! Well I may be a tad bit fucked up in the mind—

Tyki: A "tad bit"? *sarcastic*

Me: -But I'm not the only one! Everyone has problems here!

Rin: Yeah like Tyki. *mumbles*

Tyki: Excuse me, boy? *looks at rin*

Rin: Face it Tyki, You have major issues!

Tyki: Like what? *sexy smirk*

Rin: You take advantage of people's humanity!

Tyki: Everyone knows that already.

Rin: Oh yeah? Well does everyone know you walk into traffic with your powers activated- ON PURPOSE! YOU ASS!

Everyone: *gasp*

Me: Tyki! :O

Rin: Ha! Looks like you not gettin' NONE tonight!

Tyki: That's fine boy. I can manage- unlike you who gets turned on by a sword.

Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

People outside: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Fujimoto: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

God: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Satan: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE FINISHED YOUUUUUUU!

Rin: YOU'RE MY DAD ASSHOLE!

Satan: Yeah.. about that…

Rin: W-Wait, you're not my dad?

Satan: Well according to the Millennium Earl, all akuma are his creations so…

Earl: …

Rin: BUT HE'S FROM A WHOLE OTHER ANIME DAMNIT!

Satan: Your mom was a freak.

Rin: NOUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *falls to knees like it's the end of the world*

Me: Yeah, yeah. *kicks him* Hey, by the way, who invited you guys? *glares at earl & satan*

Earl: *covers eyes* I'm not here.

Me: God… -_-

God: What?

Me: Huh?

God: You called me!

Me: Oh. Right. Sorry I was just huffing your name out in frustration. Nothing personal.

God: Oh.

Me: Yeah…

God: Nyki… -_-

Me: What?

God: Don't mind me, just naming my mistakes.

Satan: OHHHHH—

Me: -_- Don't hype it up.

Satan: ^w^ Okay.

Naruto: -GOT ON THE ASS!

Everyone: *looks at him in sync* The Fuck?

Sakura: He was telling me about this really funny movie he watched.

Me: What the hell kind of funny movie YOU talking about?

Sakura: Well this guy got on—

Everyone: Whoa, Whoa Forget it! *shakes heads*

Sakura: *mumbles* he was only on a donkey…

(Allen walks in through the hole)

::He had on a long sleeved dark blue v-neck t-shirt, black pants and black suede shoes::

Allen: *points at hole* Ya know, Someone's really GOT to fix that… *sits down*

Me: I know! You would think with all you "supernatural" beings around someone would have done it already.

Tyki: Allen could use crown clown to cover it.

Allen: HELL I AM!

Tyki: Wait but seriously, I've seen you bleeding, bruised and broken. Thrown, sliced at, and almost completely killed. Please tell me, HOW THE HELL YOU KEEP CROWN CLOWN SO FUCKING CLEAN?

Everyone: Yeah! *nods*

Allen: Hmm… Well… Wow- I never thought about it like that…

Kanda: What do you mean you never thought about it moyashi?

Allen: It's Allen Ba-Kanda! And I swear I don't know!

Sakura: Is your hair really white? It's so pretty! :3

Allen: Yeah, now it is. It was brown when I was a kid though. :3

Naruto: So wait… is your hair white down there too?

Allen: *Blushes* Umm…

Tyki: Tell us, boy. *winks* ;3

Allen: I'm.. very uncomfortable now… *bushes harder*

(Koumi & Krory walk in)

Koumi::Wears a long white lab coat, white pants, white hat & black shoes:: Hey!

Krory::Wears shorts, sandals, and a thin blue button down shirt:: Nyki-chan! :DDD *hugs*

Me: Krory-Cakes! :DDDD *hugs back*

Lavi: Koumi, you blow up lab 9 again?

Koumi: Ha-pssh-wha-huff- heck no! *looks away*

Me: Yeah… ANYWAY! Since you are here Koumi can you fix the door?

Koumi: What door? *confused*

Me: *Points to hole in wall*

Koumi: HOLY SHIT!

Krory: What? You didn't notice?

Koumi: Not exactly…

Me: *shrugs* So?

Koumi: Fine… But everyone needs to leave for now. *submits*

Me: Deal.

Koumi: *Puts chainsaw and thick rope on table*

Lavi: THE FUCK YOU GET THAT FROM?

Koumi: I have other hobbies you know..

Everyone: OH SHIT! O.O *Runs*

Yay! Koumi's gonna fix the door! :3

I do wonder though… What are those other hobbies… ?

~NykiTyki