Yay yipee!!!!! I've got an extra character request!!!!! The very first one!!!!! *skips around the room and celebrates* Thank you sssssoooooooo much um... *looks at pinboard*... Angelgirll... yup, she's the one!!!!! You have made me soooo happy!!!!! *hops around the room* You know, I thought that by now, this purple room would be forever ignored, to rot in eternal darkness... but you've made my day, so Im making here the 7th episode of "the purple room". Enjoy!!!!!!(^-^)

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and I do not own Angelgirll's name. I own myself and this pathetic excuse for a computer.

Angelgirll has joined # purple room

Author: Hello and welcome to this godforsaken place.

Angelgirll: Where am I?

Author: I am sorry to say, you're in hell. By the way, I am the authoress of this fic, the ultimate ruler. YOUR GOD.

Angelgirll: You

Angelgirll: Are

Angelgirll: Insane.

Angelgirll: Im outta here. Not like Im gonna see Draco in here anyway.

Cuddles has joined # purple room

Cuddles: Hello um... what should I call you? "Author" or "prisoner of her own godforbidden fic"?

Author: Shut up Malfoy. Still using "cuddles" I see, Mama's boy.

Cuddles: Shut up.

Angelgirll: You... are Draco Malfoy?

Cuddles: Who in blazes are you? Another muggle?

Angelgirll: No, Im a witch. And I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Cuddles: WHAT THE-

Angelgirll chases Cuddles around the room in an attempt to glomp him and kiss him silly.

Cuddles: still running WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!??

Angelgirll: still chasing after cuddles Im Angel and I LOVE YOU DRACO!!!!!! MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Author: staring Who's insane now?

Cuddles: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE FOR!? HELP ME!!

Author: takes out a bag of popcorn Nah, apparently, I like watching this. It's kind of funny. grins evilly while munching on a bar of chocolate

Angelgirll: stops in her tracks, sniffs the air and spots the bar of chocolate. Author sweatdrops CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! steals the bar of chocolate and munches it happily

Cuddles: relieved Thank you.

Author: Damn it! I don't need thanks from you Malfoy! Hey you! Give me back my chocolate!!!!!!!! catfights Angelgirll for chocolate

Hermy has joined # purple room

Cuddles: Granger.

Hermy: Malfoy.

Hermy: What are you doing here? Did pookie get bored of you?

Cuddles: Shut up! And for your information, Pookie is currently away at a tea party along with Snuggles and Mooch.

Hermy: O_o

Cuddles: OMG, did I just say that?

Hermy: Yes you did, Malfoy.

Cuddles: Don't you DARE say a word to ANYONE about this or I would see to it that you never walk on the face of this earth again.

Hermy: Uh-huh. What else is new? And you couldn't cast a spell even if Mooch did it for you.

Cuddles: I'll have you know that I-

Author: Uh, Malfoy...

Cuddles: What happened to the little duel between you and that Angel girl over the piece of chocolate?

Author: Well uh... she ate the chocolate. And I highly suggest that you start running. Now.

Angelgirll: shadows hide her face, looks up with starlight in eyes YOU CALLED ME ANGEL GIRL!!!!! YOU CARE ABOUT ME!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU DRACO!!!!!!! chases after Cuddles, now calling him muffle-pie

Cuddles: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN!???

Hermy: The sugar rush. Interesting.

Author: Man, that girl wants her chocolate. She's tough to fight with. bandages up all her bruises from the er... "cat fight"

Scarface has joined # purple room

Cuddles: Potter! Do me a favor! Kick me out of this god forsaken room!

Scarface: Huh?

Cuddles: Save me from this madwoman! She's gone insane! continues to run. Angelgirll continues to chase Cuddles

Scarface: Would someone explain to me what the blazes is going on?

Hermy: To make a long story short, a chocolate-induced, and this part absolutely disgusts me, Malfoy-crazy maniac is chasing Malfoy around calling him muffle-pie and sending him to his perception of hell. What do you do?

Author, Scarface, and Hermy look at each other, then sit down and watch the drama unfold, all the while munching on popcorn

Cuddles: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING??? DO YOU WANT TO STAY IN THIS ROOM FOREVER WITH THIS LUNATIC!!??

Author, Scarface, Hermy: Yes.

Scarface: You're the only one bothered by her anyway.

Hermy: Just make this your punishment.

Author: For being a mama's boy.

Cannons has joined # purple room

Cannons: What's going on?

Cuddles: Quick! Weasley! Get me out of this place! Kick me!

Cannons: ?

Cannons: Okay, whatever...

Cannons has kicked cuddles out of the # purple room.

Scarface: Aw... Ron! You just ruined the fun!

Hermy: He was suffering... I loved seeing him suffer under the hands of a chocolate-crazy maniac...

Author: No commento.

Angelgirll: sniff Draco's... gone? Muffle-pie go bye bye? sniff

Author: Yes, muffle-pie go bye bye... snicker

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Scarface: Wassup Riddle?

---------: DO NOT CALL ME RIDDLE!!! You shall address me as your lordness, your evilness, the evil one, oh evil one, or...

Angelgirll: Gay?

---------: What did you say?

Angelgirll: You're gay, oh evil one.

---------: I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT!!

Angelgirll: Very gay of you to say that, your evilness.

---------: Why thank-

---------: HEY!!! I AM NOT GAY!!!!!

Author: I never knew Voldie was gay...

Scarface: Maybe under the influence of Snape?

Hermy: Nah.

Cannons: That's just... plain wrong...

Author: I mean, I knew he was a pathetic warlord who couldn't change his own diapers, but gay? That's... not right...

Angelgirll: He's gay.

---------: I AM NOT GAY!!!!!

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Angelgirll: He's gay.

Hermy: Right...

Hermy has left # purple room

Cannons has left # purple room

Scarface has left # purple room

Angelgirll: But I'm telling you, HE'S GAY! I have PROOF!!!!!

Author has kicked Angelgirll out of # purple room

Author: Get outta here. Tell it to the asylum.

Author: Now what do I do?

Author: Damn it! I can't get out of here yet!? This sucks!

This was an extremely corny and pathetic excuse for a humor fic! I suck! I had to end it so I just made them all go. Im pathetic. You guys could kill me if you want for my lack of humor. Just don't flame me, okay? You could kill me, but don't flame me. I cannot stress REVIEW enough, so REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!1