|The Legendary MOE!
Author: LegendsOfTheCosmos PM
Once there lived a lazy, naive starfish, a handsome, Mp3-possessing clam, a trio of siblings that look completely unrelated, a living meteor, and a red pig who wanted to rule the universe. Warning: this is a parody. Rated T for mild language.Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 02-02-13 - Published: 05-03-12 - id: 8083225
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
A/N: Ughhhh…The intro is SO. DAMN. CHEAP. AND. SHORT. …The parody gets longer as it goes on; if it's any apology…? It gets better too. Waaaaaaaaaaay better. The beginning chapters are definitely getting major editing. SOON. RIGHT NOW SOON.
Just a note: It would be best if you can follow along this story without me having to describe everything. I tried to for those of you who might just be here even if you haven't played the game, but it would be really helpful if you note that I can't rewrite the game AND write a parody at the same time. Go do that yourself. This is just a parody.
Review after you finish. I don't care what you say. Heck, you can flame me if you want—I need something in place of a lighter :D. …That's not supposed to be suspicious at all, just so you know *evil grin*. You don't have to give me a critique—just give me a review.
DISCLAIMER: Once upon a time—
Secret-Critiquing-Buddy-That-Is-Definitely-Not-From-Another-Franchise-Who-Will-Eventually-Be-Revealed-In-A-Chapter-Or-Two: Starting off with a story is so immature. Just shut it. *tapes mouth* It's pretty clear that if a fanfiction author owned a franchise, they'd be bragging about it all over the internet. The same is clear for this author.
ABOUT THE FORMATTING: I just looked back over the rules and found out that A. script format isn't acceptable for stories and B. the rules haven't been updated for almost four years…that's kinda weird, seeing how there have been a lot of stories that use that that have been on the site for ages. I'm just going to stick with script format until it becomes unacceptable for the story as mentioned by the site masters. But I REALLY don't wanna have to change the format; I tried a little and it looked like the worst thing that hit the planet—not to mention it took forever to type.
(So once upon a time, in the cloud-kingdom Pufftop, there lived a lazy starfish prince named Starfy. All he did was eat and sleep and sometimes torture his "best friend", Moe the clam. Starfy NEVER did any of his chores; instead, he left his 6-year-old sister, Starly, to do them all. Starly was MUCH more competent than Starfy was, and did everything, including school and chores MUCH better than he did.)
?: Narrator, get back on track. NOW.
(But anyway, Starfy was napping one day at about 1:34 in the afternoon when a meteorite crashed through the castle roof! -)
?: Be more specific, Narrator.
(…But it wasn't just ANY part of the roof that this meteorite crashed through. THIS particular part of the roof was inconveniently located directly above Starfy's crib. (Note: Look in the game. He sleeps in a freaking crib. Honest truth; just watch the cutscene.) The 'meteorite' landed smack in the middle of Starfy's star-shaped body—)
Space creature: OW!
(-and bounced off of him onto the floor. Hm, maybe Starfy needs some more exercise instead of his usual 'eat-sleep-torture-slack' system he had. But enough talk about Starfy's diet, let's move on with the story. Starfy woke up from his nap, furious that his sleep had been interrupted-even though he got an estimated 15 HOURS of sleep a day. He immediately started throwing a fit.)
Starfy: Hey! What was that for?
(Don't ask me why he was talking to what seemed to be an inanimate object, or why he threw a fit instead of looking to see what hit him.)
(Then he looks down and sees that the meteorite that crashed through the ceiling is actually a living being. Before Starfy can ask any questions to the barely conscious creature, a trio of shadow figures that are grayed all over except for their eyes crash through the wall of the castle, EVEN THOUGH the guards should have stopped them! Well, the SHOULD HAVE is the main part of the sentence. Seriously, shouldn't an alarm have gone off?)
Random Pufftop Guard: Heck no. That would make too much sense. Wait, where am I? I think I'm in the garden…
(Oh well. Hopefully the repair bill is low.)
Starfy: Who are you, and how dare you get my carpet dirty? And why can't I see what your clothes look like?
? 3: If you saw what we were wearing, then—
? 1: Shut up! No fourth wall breaking! Let's just—
? 2: Aaawww, can't we stop for a smoothie?
? 1: AAAAAARRRRGH! YOU GUYS ARE HOPELESS!
? 2: What's 'hopeless'?
? 1: Shut up.
The first shadow figure, obviously the leader of the trio, grabs the mysterious creature and starts to flee. However, this doesn't sit well with Starfy.
Starfy: Hey wait! I want to punish that no-good nap ruiner all by myself!
? 1: *through clenched teeth* Am I freaking dreaming, or is this idiot star really going to kill someone for waking them up?
? 2: *completely oblivious* Well, I'm pretty sure this is real…
? 1: I KNOW THAT YOU IDIOT! *smacks ? 2*
(The leader's patience snaps, and the shadow figures all get in a fight, allowing the creature 'from space' to flee and jump into the ocean.)
? 1: Shoot! This is why we don't get in arguments! After him!
(The trio jumps off the cloud after it. Starfy just stands there gaping. However, he is broken from his trance when Moe comes up behind him.)
Moe: Don't just stand there Starf! We gotta go after him!
Moe fangirls: Mooooooooe!
Moe fangirl #73: Oh, he's so handsome!
Moe fangirl #157: He's MORE than just handsome, #73!
Moe fangirl #73: I have a NAME, you know!
Moe fangirl #9: Shut up, he might be going on his awesome adventure soon and then we won't get to see him in person!
Moe fangirls #59, #26, and #284: *fangirl shriek* I WANT HIS AUTOGRAPH!
Moe fangirl #99: Shut up, he's arguing!
Moe fangirls: *dream sigh* So…awesome…
Moe: Well? Get moving!
Starfy: What! You expect me to get involved in this? It's almost lunchtime!
Moe: *facepalm* Too bad, Starf! We're goin' anyway! We'll stop somewhere else!
(Moe pushes Starfy over the edge of the cloud, and they fall far down to the ocean. It seems like Starfy's adventure-parody has just begun…)
(…but it's not off to a good start.)
Did the editing help any? It sounds better to me, at least. Review and keep reading please; but it's not like you have much choice on the latter option since the Starfy section is dying and my other story is…less than desirable to read in quality, so to say.