|Kingdom of Herobrine 1: Griefers' Downfall
Author: NinTevens PM
Minecraftia has turned into a shell of what it once was. Can two average players defeat a tyrant who goes by the name of Herobrine? WIP Rated T for Violence and Cursing.Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 07-20-12 - Published: 05-05-12 - id: 8089706
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After a few minutes of mining, the two finally got out of the ridge, and headed towards the small Testificate Vilage.
"Wait a second, how the Nether is a few buildings an entire village?" Tevens asked Selrahc.
Selrahc pinched the bridge of his nose and said,"I forget how little you know. That little village is only part of the kingdom. The forest and snow cover a vast majority of Testificlus. I twas destroyed in a battle between Zombies and Endermen."
"..Why was I never told about this stuff?" Tevens asked.
"Because your a moron who got expelled from the museum after you lit the History exibit on fire with a homemade flint-and-steel."
Tevens failed to respond, so the two continued toward the village. When they got there, they saw that reconstruction had begone while they were away. The two walked across a stone-slab road to the Blacksmith building, where they met Marl on their first visit to the village. When they entered, they stood before a crime scene.
There were several bodies strewn across the floor, along with several Testificate CSIs, who were questioning witnesses.
"What in the name of the NoMinerLeftBehind Organization happened here!" Tevens blurted out.
"Marl's been kidnapped, it would appear. 14 injured, 5 dead. Kidnapper had fun in his escape. Headed in the direction of the Griefer's fortress, over there." The villager responded.
The two looked in the direction of the fortress, and then jumped out the window. They then noticed it was night.
"Here comes the monsters.." Selrahc muttered.
"Don't worry, my adrenaline will pump up whenever I get scared/angry." Tevens replied.
"I thought that was steroids?"Selrahc asked.
"That was just a .Shouldn' .Drugs." Tevens said, as though he was a robot as he said that.
"Dude...are you okay?" Selrahc asked, concerned for the fact that his friend seemed to be on drugs.
"4th wall." Tevens said. The two then rushed towards the keep, as mobs started to appear into the world. The two dodged multiple mobs, and tevens managed to catch a creeper on his sword, and flung it at the keep before it could explode.
Several griefers ran out of the keep to stop them, but them along with the doors were blown up by the creeper. They continued into the keep, dodging the attacks, and recieving them as well.
"DAMNIT THEIRS AN ARROW IN MY KNEE!"Tevens yelled, dodging swords after taking an arrow to knee.
"You used to be an adventurer like me, but the-"
"THEIR IS AN ARROW IN MY KNEE!" Tevens yelled back, before Selrahc could finish the sentence.
"I saved this from the Quanta-Cave." He responded emotionlessly, throwing a splash potion of healing at his friend. The two continued fighting, until the sand floor fell away, making all the Griefers fall to their deaths.
The sound of clapping came from above, and they looked up at a balcony to see a man in fancy garb with a pimp cane clappign for them.
"Bravo, bravo heroes. Too bad this performance will be your last." The man said in a rather british accent.
"Who are you?" Tevens yelled out as the arrow fell off his knee while it healed.
"Oh, have I not introduced myself? I am known to King Herobrine, as ChernVic 301. I'm an evil clone of the Hero of Chernolabarr."
"Okay, surprisingly even I am lost." Selrahc said to his friend.
"Why are you telling us this?" Tevens yelled, only be responded by laughter.
"Because, you won't be alive by the end of this day. Slay them, Vaarunus." ChernVic said as he walked off.
A four armed skeleton wielding two battle-axes jumped off the balcony and hissed at them.
"We're fucked." Selrahc said.
Finally, I wrote up CH6!
What the heck is going on? Where is Herobrine? WHAT IS CHERNOBARR!
Find out most of this crap in the next 3 chapters.
Tevens:Are you sure I can't speak as a narrator?
Me:No. You will have to take an arrow to the knee again, for even suggesting that.
Tevens: AAAAAAAGGHHH THE PAIN!