|Furnace Goes To Therapy
Author: Ender The Time Lady PM
Furnace gets therapy, the timeline is murdered, and pure, unadulterated crack happens. Beware the Chiuhuahua's of doom, and try to aviod Swearing Sawyer. Yeah, no. But seriously, read the awesomeness that is Furnace Therapy.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Zee & Alex Sawyer - Words: 434 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 05-06-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8092952
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Furnace Goes To Therapy
"My name is Donovan, and I murdered my stepfather."
"Hi Donovan." the group chourused blandly.
"My name is Gary Owens and I'm a sociopath."
"My name is Simon and I have body image iussues."
"My name is Kevin Arnold and I'm a control freak."
"My name is Monty and I have independence issues."
"My name is Alex Sawyer, and I'm a kleptomaniac."
"My name is Zee and I was framed."
"Now Zee, don't lie. Nobody here will judge you." the Warden scolded.
"No really! I was framed!"
"Sure you were Zee. Sure you were."
"Let's just move on..."
"Zee, you need to face your issues. Don't turn away from them."
"What! But I'm trying to avoid conflict here man!"
"Zee, anger management."
"Screw anger management!" Zee shrieked. Said boy jumped out of his seat, grabbed Alex and marched out the door in to General Population.
"ZEE PUT ME DOWN NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU PUT YOUR REMAINS IN THE SLOP!" Alex screamed, letting out a manly squeal. Zee ignored him and help the yelling kid over his head as the whole prision, including the therapy group stared blankly.
Instant chaos erupted.
The Skulls were waging war on a group of kids called the Pirates for stealing their thing. The Gym was being fought over. Cells were being trashed and peed in. The random emo at the top level was keeping up a constant shriek. And the therapy group just stared as Zee shook Alex up and down. Finally the Warden reacted pulling out an air horn.
"Alright then, we won't shut up."
The Warden growled and let out a blast on his airhorn. The chaos turned to panic as Zee dropped a swearing Alex and ran for his cell, the therapy group running behind him. Finally, the doors closed, leaving only the emo kid outside, still screaming.
"WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY- OH DEAR GOD NOT THE CHIHUAHUA'S!"
Said Chihuahua's then proceeded to bit him repeatedly until he jumped off the side.
"Good boy Freddie! You too Jason! Come here, mummy has some nice treats for you! Princess Muffin Bubblegum Bitsy, you had better not be eating out his eyes!"
"Princess Muffin Bubblegum Bitsy?"
"Don't ask man. Don't ask."
And that is the tale of the first, last, and only therapy session in Furnace.
AN: THE TIME LINE HAS BEEN OBLITERATED YAY!