Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Girls

"Girls I am really concerned about Ma," Dorothy said.

"Is something wrong with her," Rose asked.

"No Rose. She's perfectly fine. I just worry about her as a hobby," Dorothy said sarcastically.

"Dorothy there's no need to be sarcastic," Blanche said.

Dorothy sighed deeply.

"I'm sorry," Dorothy said, "Yesterday she was talking about the time that Kate was born and she thought it was Michael. She forgot which one of her grandchildren was older."

"Well Dorothy she's 83 years old. It's likely that she would forget some things," Blanche said.

"It's not just some things," Dorothy replied, "Remember the check you got from her last month"

"What check," Blanche asked.

" Exactly," Dorothy replied.

"Dorothy," Blanche said, "It's not like you never forget too."

"Do I forget all the time," Dorothy asked, "Do I call my son Kate? Do I forget which one of my children were born first?"

"Yes no and no," Blanche said with a joking smile, "Look I'm sure Sophia is fine. Knowing her she's probably doing that to get even with you."

"What would she be trying to get even with me for?"

"For always threatening to send her back to Shady Pines," Blanche said.