|What happened to Fury's eye
Author: TwistedRainbow PM
Stupid little one-shot. Pre- Ironman. Rated for language.Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody - Simba & Nick F. - Words: 215 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 05-13-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8113830
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What happened to Fury's eye
Alternate title: Simba, the almost Avenger
I don't know either- but I think it's funny.
Simba was laying in the sun, enjoying the warm African day. It was almost perfect, until-
"Simba!" Nicolas Fury yelled, sweating profusely in his long leather coat. The lion jumped to its feet, preparing for an attack. Fury raised his hands in a sign of peace.
The lion growled.
"Simba" Fury said again "You're the king of all the sun touches. I like that. How would you like to join the Avengers Initiative?" Nick was trying to be calm and soothing, but his voice and appearance (and his gun) were putting the lion on edge.
Simba did not know what the man was saying, because Simba is a lion.
Simba growled again and stalked forward.
"My name is Nick Fury; director of S.H.E.I.L.D. How- AHHHHH!" Simba had pounced! One clawed paw slashing at the directors' face, but before it could sink its teeth in Nick shot-
The king lion was dead; a bullet in his chest. Fury clutched at his bloody face as he radioed for backup.
"I'm tired of these motherfucking lions on this motherfucking PLANE!"
Maybe they should keep looking for Captain America.