Author: VickyVicarious PM
A collection of short, humorous fills for various prompts taken from the Phoenix Wright Kink Meme. Containing: unforgivable crimes, surprising romances, genitalia in a suit, gladiatorial deathmatches, a secret identity, a horrid curse, and most recently - a wedding.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Phoenix W./Nick - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 04-18-13 - Published: 05-14-12 - id: 8117391
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This was another quick joke fill. Much to my regret, not only did it offend the requester, but it sparked off a bit of a debate from people either defending my right to post a joke fill, or people defending the requester's right to want a serious fill. I didn't mean to cause any trouble, honestly, and I felt pretty bad for the requester (...even if his or her phrasing was a tad rude). That said, I still wrote it and some people seemed to enjoy it, so I'm going ahead and posting it in here anyway like a remorseless reprobate.
Prompt: Any major character is lying on their death-bed. Everyone that he/she knows gathers around the bed, and he/she tells each of them how they changed his/her life.
Bonus points for last-minute confession of love.
"Miles Edgeworth, you shot me in the shoulder, were a pain in the ass during puberty, and then I didn't even get to convict you of your father's murder. I hate you.
"Phoenix Wright, come closer so I can taze you again. And again, and again, until you've stopped twitching. You sent me to prison and ruined my perfect record. I HATE you.
"Gant - it's time we parted ways. I'll miss you and those late-night swimming sessions. It never was the same after you invited the Judge along. I - oh, there's no point in hiding it now - I love you, Gant. Kiss me."