|So You Think You're St Jimmy?
Author: givemesidewalkshadows PM
What happens when Johnny can't remember who his Jimmy is? Inspired by So You Think You Can Dance. Rated T for LanguageRated: Fiction T - English - Friendship/Humor - St. Jimmy & Johnny - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 05-14-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8117758
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I was inspired by a commercial for the new season of So You Think You Can Dance :) Enjoy!
(Johnny walks in to find Will and Tunny watching tv)
Johnny: Hey! Where's Jimmy?
Will: Nice to see you too.
Johnny: Sorry, but I need to talk to him. It's kinda urgent.
Tunny: What's up? Maybe we can help!
Johnny: Well I walked into Jimmy's room and found-
Billie Joe Armstrong: HEYYYY!
Johnny: AUGH! *hides behind couch*
Will: Who the fuck is that?
BJA: St. Jimmy and don't you fucking wear it out!
Tunny: That's not Jimmy!
BJA: What did you say bitch?
Tunny: *curls into a ball* Nothing.
BJA: That's what I thought!
Will: Woah, Woah, WOAH! Where's Jimmy?
BJA: I'm right here! Are you fucking blind or something?
Johnny: I don't know! I went to his room and found this guy instead!
Johnny: Take him away! I want Jimmy back!
(Loud crashing noises come from the hall closet)
Tunny: He's probably locked up in there!
Johnny: JIMMY! I'M COMING!
(Johnny throws the closet door open)
Johnny: You're not Jimmy!
Davey Havok: Um, yeah I am! And don't you wear it out!
Will: Wait, I'm SO confused. So they're both Jimmy?
BJA: Actually, I'm the one and only St. Jimmy!
Davey Havok: Like hell you are!
(They begin cat fighting on the floor)
Tunny: I'm not breaking that fight up.
Johnny: What is going on here?
Will: To be honest, I don't know.
(Loud crash comes from the bathroom)
Tunny: Be careful! It could be another-
Melissa Etheridge: MY NAME IS JIMMY AND YOU BETTER NOT WEAR IT OUT!
Will: *whispers* How is that Jimmy? It's a girl!
Tunny: *whispers* I don't know. This whole situation is really fucking weird.
Melissa: *whispers* You guys whisper really loud.
Johnny: *crying* I WANT MY JIMMY BACK!
BJA: *puts arm around Johnny* I'm right here!
Johnny: *screams* GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!
(Loud crash from the bedroom)
Will: Wait! Johnny-
Joshua Kobak: YEAH! ST. JIMMY HAS ARRIVED!
Johnny: ... Somebody kill me now.
(Knock on the door)
Tunny: Don't answer it! It's probably another Saint Jimmy!
Will: Hold up! ONE of you Jimmy impostors tell me what's going on RIGHT NOW!
Joshua: *sings* It's comedy!
Melissa: *sings* And tragedy!
Davey: *sings* It's Saint Jimmy!
BJA: *sings* And that's my naaaaaaaaaame!
All: *screams* AND DON'T WEAR IT OUT!
Will: Well that was not what I expected.
Johnny: *pulls out a gun* Too many Jimmys. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! *looks at the gun* Woah! Deja vu!
(Knock at the window)
Tunny: Maybe this one IS the real Jimmy!
(Tunny opens the window)
Chase Peacock: 1, 2, 1234!
Will: Nice going Tun!
(Another knock at the door)
Johnny: Might as well let the next one in.
(Tunny opens the door)
Jimmy: FINALLY! I was standing outside forever-
Johnny: JIMMY! *runs and hugs Jimmy*
Jimmy: Who the fuck are all these people!
Tunny: They all claim to be Jimmy!
Jimmy: NO FUCKING WAY! IM ST. JIMMY AND-
All Jimmy: -DON'T WEAR IT OUT!
Jimmy: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!
Johnny: Uh oh!
Johnny: I can't tell which Jimmy is the REAL Jimmy!
Tunny: Are you fucking serious?
Jimmy: Yeah! I'm right here!
Johnny: I don't know...
(Door slams open)
Jimmy: Okay, who the FUCK SLAMMED THE DOOR OPEN!
Cat Deeley: Welcome to So You Think You're Jimmy!
Will: Cat Deeley! What is she doing here!
Tunny: You know her?
Will: Dude! She's the host of So You Think You Can Dance!
Johnny: Really, Will? Really?
Will: What? I spend a lot of time in front of the tv!
Cat: So you boys-
Cat: -all think your Jimmy?
Johnny: But there's only one!
Will: *points at Jimmy* Johnny, he's right there!
Johnny: I don't know!
Jimmy: Are you kidding me Johnny!
Cat: Okay! First round of So You Think You're Jimmy! Everyone stand in a line!
(All Jimmys stand in a line)
Johnny: *points at Melissa* You're out!
Melissa: NOOOO! WHY?
Johnny: You're a girl!
Melissa: Fucking sexist! *she leaves*
Cat: Okay! There goes round one! On to round- excuse me, sir, but what are you doing?
Will: *drooling over Cat* Noooooothing!
Cat: Okay? Anyways, Round Two!
Tunny: Ms. Cat, person, lady, but I know who the real Jimmy is!
Cat: And who is that?
Tunny: *points at Jimmy* It's him!
Jimmy: Thank you! Someone with sense in there head!
Chase: *whispers to Tunny* I'll give you a new leg if you tell the world I'm the real one!
Tunny: *points to Chase* NEVER MIND! THIS IS THE REAL ONE!
Jimmy: I spoke too soon.
Cat: Calm down boys! Okay Johnny, pick your top three contenders-
Johnny: *points at Chase* YOU!
Chase: Fuck yeah!
Johnny: *points to Billie Joe* And YOU!
Will: Cut it with the Charlie Sheen joke! It's not even funny anymore!
Cat: Pick your last Jimmy!
Johnny: Um... Uh...
Jimmy: YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!
Johnny: Fine. Okay *points to Jimmy* You.
Cat: Okay, well goodbye losers! *Joshua and Davey leave* Now it's time for America to vote!
Cat: Send in your votes in the next minute and we'll crown who American thinks is the best Jimmy!
Tunny: WILL! GET YOUR CELLPHONE! NOWWW!
Will: *drooling over Cat* Wha? Huh? Oh! Okay!
Jimmy: If you two don't vote for me, I will KILL you in your sleep.
Johnny: WAIT A SECOND!
Tunny: *stops texting* What now?
Johnny: JIMMY! *runs and hugs Jimmy*
Tunny: Did you hear that?
Will: Yeah, that was weird.
Cat: Seems like we don't need America's vote because this idiot just remembered who his Jimmy was!
Jimmy: So you're telling me you just remembered that I was the real St. Jimmy?
Johnny: *nods* Yeah!
Jimmy: Bitch, go make me a sandwhich!
Johnny: SIR YES SIR! *goes into kitchen*
Tunny: *sighs* Memories.
Cat: You do know you're not even real to begin with.
Jimmy: Bitch, get the fuck out!
Cat: This is Cat Deeley. See you next week on So You Think-
Will: *pushes Cat out the door*
Tunny: *slams door shut*
Jimmy: THATS MAHOGANY!
Tunny: Well, that was an interesting day.
Will: No kidding! I'm still confused on what happened!
Jimmy: All we know is that there's only one St. Jimmy and-
Door: Knock knock knock
Will: Maybe it's Cat!
Will: *runs and opens door*
Jarren Muse: DO YOU KNOW YOUR-
Johnny: *walks in with sandwich* JIMMY!
Will: *slams door*
Jimmy: ... I'm done. If anyone needs me I'll be in my room. Plotting to kill every single imposter. There's only ONE St. Jimmy and that's me! AND DON'T-
All Jimmys: WEAR IT OUT!
Jimmy: *screams and walks into bedroom*
Tunny: Well someone's on their man period!
Please Review & Comment! Pretty please! I hope you liked it! It was a lot of fun to write!