Okay so this is a FakirxAhiru one shot based on Hetalia episode 20.

Fakir and Ahiru were in an open space. Fakir was teaching Ahiru how to throw a grenade. "Listen up Idiot. First you must grip the Grenade firmly. Then pull the pin out and throw it with an over-hand motion." Fakir said then he demonstrated. "Throw it far enough to stay safe but close enough to watch the other guy explode. Does that make sense to you, Idiot?" He asked. "Yes I got it!" Ahiru said. "Just you watch i'll own this bomb thing." The safety pin hit Fakir on the head. "Care full Idiot! Now it's active!" Then he looked and saw the grenade was in her mouth. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU CAN'T BLOW IT IDIOT! THROW IT ALREADY! OR YOU GOING TO BLOW YOURSELF INTO OBLIVION!"

Well if you couldn't tell Fakir was Germany and Ahiru was Italy. I might make more. Mytho would be good as Japan right