Author: Jahangir PM
In a decrepit London, Briar and Masterson must discover the enemy, and themselves.Rated: Fiction T - English - Constable Briar & Lieutenant Masterson - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12-14-12 - Published: 05-21-12 - id: 8139283
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PART ONE: ZOMBIES ATTACK
Masterson was flying in the helicopter with Brian. The city was filled with smoke, because the zombies hid in the smoke to kill people.
"You need to go to London, and cleer out the zombies, becuase europsaens need help. Do it for the American Flag, because we now that once they finish with france, they will go under the sea and not drown becuase they cant die becuase they are zombies and then they will eat America. You now wat do." The commander said to the Cockens.
They did not reply, becuase they are cockens, which don't speak English, because cockens from cocken, and don't speak English. Instead, they just jumped from the chopper and went to go find team.
But zombies attacked, and Brian realized they had no big guns. They killed with there guns and theyre knives, but their were too many zombies. Masterson threw his seringe into one zombie eye, so he killed it, but the medicine brought it back to life so he killed it again with his fists.
Then they heard a shout from the church. There was a black lady wit two giant claymore swords, and she shouted 'one in each hand' as she spun around like a really fast fan and turned the zombies into blender. The zombies ran away, but she was too fast, and the last one was a fat zombie that ate too much and threw up. She threw her claymoars at him and pinned him like laundry, then she tore him to pieces with her bare hands! The cockens were scared and shocked, but she welcomed them into her shop, where she hid from the zombies and sold stuff to people. She had saved them so they could buy stuff, and now she was content.
"My name is Agnis Lisa McWallace, but you can call be Bonnie." she said, and she was black, and she had guns.
They bought shotguns and axes, and saw they had a new teammate who had arrived by train to save them from the zombies. He was a Paramedic called Alfred, and even though he could speak English like a British, he was secretly a Cocken, and had gone to Oxford for being smart in medicine.
Then he healed them with his magic, and they were happy and refreshed. Then they went up and said, "we must do what we can and kill all the zombies we see, and reach the KILLING CEILING"
But their were angry red men with swords, which ran at them like Flash from comics. But Briar had his axe and he blocked. "are you ready to die by my blade, foul retch?" the red man said, but Brian said "not today!" and lifted up his legs and kicked the spine right out of him. He picked up the spine and used it like a spear, and killed eight spiders. But then a fire zombie came out with a gun and shot Alfred in the face, and Brian flew over to him, and he was angry and sad.
"I always loved you like a bro"
"I want you to kill boss and fire zombie, and save America from evil, bro"
then he died, and Brian shouted to the heavens, cursing the negligent diety who was really acting like a total bastard, and killed his bro. Brian new he needed to revenge him, so he ran out and faced the fire zombie. Masterson was going to stop him, be he new what had to be done.
"you cant stop me, Brian, I have fire and lazers becuase I'm a ZOMBIE ROBOT"
"I don't care if your a zombie robot, I have to get revenge if I am going to reach KILLING CEILING"
But Brian knew what had to be done. He took his money, which cockens call dosh, and he stuffed it in the zombie face. The zombie screamed, for he had not been expected money, but Brian was willing to do what had to be done. He then picked up the fire zombie and flew into the air, and kicked his gun into not working.
"You cannot slay me, I am volcano zombie robot, I cannot die!"
But then Brian, who was silence, put his knife on his welder and thrust it into Lord Volcano's abdomen. It glew with the fires of hell.
"Oh no, not that, I beg you, spare me hard!"
and then Brian was not sure, for in the awesome fight, the straight way had been lost. But then he rememberered who he was. Ah how hard to say what a harsh thing was
that hero savage and rough and hardthat to think about it renews the awesome!
He threw his new Hellblade into the bloody assfalt, where it slashed through the earth into the bowels of hell. Thenceforth came writhing chains of the damned, composed of screaming wretches twisted by ways of the flesh unto one another, consumed in eternal fire and covered in leeches of their dark sins. They ran around a leviathan Chainsaw of Punishment that emerged in a horrifying molten glow from the putrid blemish of the earth. The chains flew upon the zombie and dragged him down into the eleventh layer, for the sin of zombieism, to be tortured like no other.
At last, Alfred was avneged! Brian turned to Masterson, who was shooting so fast and killing so many zombies that he run out of the bullets. He needed more clips, but suddenly the wave ended, so he was happy.
But then they were distarcted by a flaming light as Alfred returned to life, like a Jesus for Cocken.
"I AM RETURNED LIKE THE FEONIX" he said, reathed in flame, as he returned to life. They were very happy, and everyone huged. But the boss was not beaten, and they had not reached KILLING CEILING.
The boss chuckled "There are no more hope, for I have more monster and robot and alien, and they cannot save America!" and he laughed evilly, becuase he had a big army of evil stuff.