Alright! it's Chapter number 5. And here is the one who capture Astro.

In the jungle. Therre was an old place called The Ancient Ruins. And all the koopas and goombas are having a beat music. And a big koopa sitting a throne has red hair, horn, his shell has spikes, his tail with three spikes. His King Bowser. the king of all koopas.

Bowser: Ding ding lo-la diddly-o zing boing

Sca-be-do, hoo-be-do, zee-bo do-zeb

Diddly-doo dee-hoy

He grab a grapes and ate them with one glup.

I wanna be a man-man one or-rang-a-tang tang

Then he heard something up in the trees, he look and see his Koopalings and his Jr with a robot-Cub Astro.

"Ha, ha, we got him, King Dad!" Ludwig called out.

"Here he is! Man, we got him, we got him!" Morton Jr and Roy lower Astro with a rope and gone in front of Bowser.

"Ha, ha, ha, So you're the robot-cub? Crazy!" He roll his eyes like crazy!

"I'm not as crazy as you are! Put me down!" Astro made a mistake as Iggy cut the rope dropping him to the ground "Ooof! You cut that out!"

"Cool it, boy. Unwind yourself." He grab Astro's leg lefting him as Astro tries to hit him but no good

Do-doot doot-doot do de do-doot doot-doot do

"Now come on. Let's shake, cousin." He tries to shake his hand and no use, as he grab it and shake his hand which making Astro confused "What do you want me for?"

"Word has grabbed my royal ear," He put him down beside him and grab a banana aim to him as he open his mouth "Have a banana," He squeeze a banana and shoot into Astro's mouth.

"That you want to stay in the jungle." He place the peeled banana on Astro's head.

"Stay in the jungle? I sure do." He spoke with his mouth full.

"Good," He jump over to the ground "And ol' King Bowser," As he dance around.

Bop-boo do-bay doo-boo-do

"That's me," He point himself of hi thump and his other arm on the ground as he hanging on "Can fix it for you." He run back to him and grab two banana with one hand.

"Have two bananas." He shoots them out and into Astro's mouth. "Have we got a deal?"

"Yes, sir. I'll..." He glup down as his mouth is fuller "I'll do anything to stay in the jungle."

"Well then." He run beside his throne "I'll lay it on the line for ya." As now he dances and began to sang.

Boswer: A bop-bop do-do do-be-do

Now I am the king of the swingers, oooh

The jungle V.I.P

I've reached that top and had to stop

And that's what's botherin' me

He grab Astro's face as he noogie his head, he stop and continue.

I wanna be a robot, robot-cub,

And stroll right into town

And be just like the other robot,

I'm tired of foolin' around

Ohh, oobie-do,

He jump over as the Koopas and goombas sang along with him.

Koopas and Goombas: Bop-do-wee

Bowser: I wanna be like you

Koopas and Goombas: Hum dee oobee-do-ba

Bowser: I wanna walk like you

Bowser Jr: Tee

Bowser: Talk like you,

Bowser Jr: Too!

Bowser Jr jump down and walking to him as he wave his Magic Brush to him.

Bowser: Too!

Koopas and Goombas: Wee be-dee be-dee do

Bowser: You see it's true,

Koopas and Goombas: Shoo-ba dee-do

Bowser: An koopa like me

As he accidently hits Boswer's Head as he push it away and shoo him away.

Koopas and Goombas: Shoo-be do-bee do-bee

Bowser Jr glares and growls at him as he shoo him away.

Bowser: Can learn to be Robot too!

He then makes sounds as if playing a horn, as Bowser Jr makes sounds of playing horn too but a little low sounds, as it make Bowser confuse "Wha?"

Bowser Jr continue playing like a low sounds horn, as Bowser turn and shoo him away make him jump and jump up and on top now, he clears his throat and did a same low sounds horn even louder, Bowser plug his ears with his fingers as he keep on doing that, as it made him had enough as he jump trying to grab him but Jr jump on top higher.

He now whistle out as he playing his Magic Brush like a guitar, when Bowser climb up to him, he swing around and hit Bowser's face of the brush messing him up with paint, he grab away from him as Jr dance around, he then got hit on top of the Magic paint brush messing his full heads up, Bowser let go and dance around and sing like a crazy Bowser.

Bowser: Roo-baka-tee-gah, roo-baka-tee-gee

Zoo-baka too-baka too-baka too-baka too-baka

Too-bee pau-wagau to-pah!

Koopas, Goombas and the Koopalings applaud King Bowser of his dancing. And Astro who enjoy it.

"Gee, cousin Bowser, you're doing real good." Astro dance around.

"Now, here's your part of the deal, cuz." He cleaning out on his ear and got Astro's head near him "Lay the secret on me of robot's red fire."

"But I don't know how to make fire." As he making Bowser frown and pick his whole body with his head he's hold.

Bowser: Now, don't try to kid me, robot-cub

I made a deal with you

He grab hold of Astro's ankle and hanging him upside down.

What I desire is robot's red fire

To make my dream come true

Bill and Hoshie Tenma and Homer Simpson walk got here to recuse Astro, they are now reach the walls of the Ruins and listen.

Now give me the secret, robot-cub

Come on, clue me what to do

Give me the power of robot's red flower

So I can be like you

It's shock Bill and Hoshie, it now what Bowser want.

"Fire!" He, Hoshie and Homer look eachs other while being shocking "So that's what that scoundrel's after." They frown and Hoshie nodded agreement.

"I'll tear him limb from limb, I'll beat him, I'll.. I'll.." Homer then hear the beat music as he's enjoying it "ummm, yeah, well, man, what a beat!"

"Will you stop that silly beat business and listen!" Hoshie stomp Homer's feet making him yelp in pain.

"This will take brains, not brawn." Bill told them.

"You better believe it! And I'm loaded with both." Homer recover of his feet and started dancing of beat.

"Would you listen?" Bill asks as it snap Homer out of it.

"Oh, yeah, yeah" But Homer can't help it, he walk away as he's dancing as Bill told them the plan.

"Now, while you create a disturbance me and Hoshie rescue Astro. Got that?" Bill asks as it shocked him and Hoshie.

"I'm gone then, solid gone." They look and saw Homer walking away dancing.

"Not yet Homer!" Bill and Hoshie look back and saw Bowser, Bowser Jr and Astro coming by on dancing, he and Hoshie run to hide, but Bill stop and stand the empty statue, and looked like the koopa, as now they pass by, when Bill reaches for Astro, Homer enters and hits Bill with the door, as he dressed up as a big probably female koopa!

"HEY!"

Homer: Da-zaap bon-ronee

Hap ba-dee dee-lap-da-non

Bowser look and smile of that girl he think, Bill look over as his eye is black and shock of what's Homer doing? And Hoshie behind the statue of Koopa and were shocks too.

Hene-bebe-re,

Doot zaba-doo-dee-day

Doo-bam doo-boo-bee-bay

Bo-bom, za-ba-pa-panney!

Bowser run to Homer as he dances with him and sing crazy.

Bowser: Abba-do-dee?

Homer: With a reep-bon-naza!

Bowser: Eh ba-daba doy

Homer: Well-a-la-ba zini

Bowser: War-la-bop, boor-la-bop

Homer: See-ble-bop, dooney

All the Koopas, Goombas and Koopalings dancing alone each others.

Bowser: Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Homer: With a huh, huh, huh, huh!

Bowser: Rrrawr, rrrawr

Homer: Get mad, baby!

Bowser: Hada-lada hada-lada

Homer: With a hada-lada hadoo-doo

Bowser: Oodle-loodle-oodle-loodle

Homer: Ooh-doo-daa-daa-daa

Bowser: Doodle-doot, doodle-doot

Homer: Zee-ba-da-da Haba-da

Bowser: Yoo-hoo-hoo

Bill was trying to grab Astro but he can't reach him.

Koopas and Goombas: Bop-do-wee

Bowser: I wanna be like you

Koopas and Goombas: Hum dee oobee-do-ba

Homer throw Bowser up and grab Bill leg making him pull and hits his head and made an angry face.

Bowser and Homer: I wanna walk like you

Koopas and Goombas: Dee

Bowser and Homer: Talk like you

Koopas and Goombas: Too

Bowser and Homer: Too-oo-oo!

Koopas and Goombas: Wee be-dee be-dee do

Everybody: You see it's true, hoo-hoo

Someone like me-ee-ee

Can learn to be like someone like me

"Take me home, Daddy!" Homer shouted out.

Everybody: Can learn to be like someone like you

"One more time!" Bowser slap Homer back head as he knocked his disguise falls off.

"Yeah!"

Homer: Can learn to be like someone like me!

Bowser saw his disguise fall off and frown, the Koopas, Goombas and the Koopalings were shocks and Astro was shock that Homer is here.

Zee-dee-dee bop-bop-botta

Doodle-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat...

Homer stop and look around of him, his disguise were off, he's in big trouble, he look up with a nervous face as he finish,

"Ehh.."

"It's Homer J Simpson!" Larry Koopas shouts as the Koopas and Goombas get him.

"Yeah that's him! How'd that fatso get in here?" Morton Jr asks as they charges.

"Homer, It's you." Homer grabs him and run for it, but Roy grabs him as he stop, Roy run as Astro bonk him for grabbing him.

Bowser grab Astro from him, as Homer take him and bonk his head hard, he tries running as Iggy sneak and grab him, right after he runs, he saw Bill and Hoshie as he got a club in his hands, he stop as he swing and shouts "Give him back you little!" He chase him after him with Hoshie. Homer got on front with a big club, he gasp as he stop, he jump under him as Homer accidently hits Bill's head hard and Hoshie gasps.

But then Bowser grab him again, and Homer give a chase after him, he grab Astro's arm and pull but Bowser's grip is hard, he grab the pillar as Homer give a big yank he has broke it off as he finally got him, as noise was heard, he turn and gasps in horror as the Ancient Ruins was bout to fall off, he throw Astro to Homer and run, he's on the pillar and hold the Ancient Ruins up with his stengths, Homer smirks as he had an idea.

He put Astro down and run to Bowser as he give his under arms a tickle, he laughs when Homer tickle him, he try telling him to stop but no use. The Koopalings charges Homer with the long big stick with Bowser's head on it to hit him, when they hits Homer they been bounce off and knock Bowser over to break another pillar, Homer has a nervous smirks, so he got off as it going down, he wave Bowser good bye and run off.

BoWser can't hold much longer as the the Ancient Ruins is now falling down apart! Every koopas and Goombas run for their life as Bill, Hoshie and Homer run away, as one piece hits Bill's head, and Homer too, they made throught the jungle as the top Ruins has drop and smash to pieces.

As for Bowser, he still their holding the last pieces of his home, he open his eyes and made a little shocking and confusing look.

Bill with Astro in his back with Hoshie and Homer they keep on running from the Ruins and three of them stop as Hoshie check of Bill is okay, Homer made it too and smiles.

"Whew. Ha ha ha." He playing slap Bill's shoulder as Hoshie giggle at them "Man, that's what I call a swingin' party." Homer made a funny grin.

Man oh man. What a mess they made, and now folks i hope you enjoy this one, cause it's cracks me up. (Read and Review) folk and tell me what you think :)