|I Ate Your Llama
Author: Haddi Etana PM
No, seriously, that's the title! Once upon a time, there was a girl who got a random letter in the mail one day. She then followed a complete stranger, which I do not recommend, to True Cross Academy! I made this for fun, but fun went over board... So this is completely crack-fic, but it can be serious at times... and maybe romantic... UPDATED EVERY THURSDAY.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Adventure - Yukio O. & Rin O. - Chapters: 37 - Words: 86,767 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 03-27-13 - Published: 05-31-12 - id: 8169921
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A/N Why won't anyone love me and send me three gallons of Peach Nector
PREVIOUSLY ON I ATE YOUR LLAMA:
Him rejecting it seemed to piss Rin off in which his pissyness rubbed off on Yukio because then a big fight shot out "Guys" I growled under my breath... continuing to fight... "Guys!" I said a bit louder. More fighting "Guys, come on!" I screamed as loud as I could, but they just yelled over me at each other. I shook their arms, but they just pushed me aside...I grabbed the back of their heads, slamming their heads together so they ended up kissing..."So... you love Rin?" She asked in curiosity.I grinned at her happily "Of course I love Rin, he's like a big bro to me!"..."No, no! I mean like... love love... like, you wanna date him!"..."No! No way! The one I love is-"
Something wrapped around my leg.
Luckily, I was okay after the Kraken let go of me. No so luckily, I actually did get hurt when I belly-flopped into the water. And that f¥¢king HURT. Who knew water could be so cold?
Oh, it can. Just add some ice and you have yourself some salty fish sh¶t water.
I was near the rock that was pretty much the entire island we were on. I looked up at Rin, Yukio, and Shiemi with teary eyes from the wrath of the water, and the fact that my bikinitop broke off when I had fallen. God, the universe sure does love me!
"Kasu! Climb on up here!" Yukio screamed, and I continued to look up with big teary eyes, shaking my head slowly as my neck down was under the ocean.
"Why not?! Come on or you'll get killed! This is not the time to fight!" Yukio shouted, sounding more p¶ssed, but of course, all I did was shake my head "Damnnit Kasu! Nii, go get her!" Yukio told the beast, and Shiemi repeated it a lot more kinder.
I just kept shaking my head, looking like I was about to weep, then Nii came down, wrapped its green arm around my chest, then carried me up. I just went limp and let the thing carry me. My poor boobehs will now be exposed to boys whom neither I want to get in bed with.
Once I was up there, Yukio was about to lecture me when Nii let me go and I glared at the two "NO! DON'T LOOK! MY POOR 36C BOOBS CAN'T BE SEEN BY UGLY PEOPLE LIKE YOU! But Shiemi can because she has boobs too" I then said the last part calmly, shrugging.
Yukio's face was entirely red, his eyes wide as they stared at my boobs, while Rin was actually civil enough to cover his eyes, and Yukio's as well. Psh, men. I mean, Yukio didn't have to stare, I bet he's looked at porn at least once.
Shiemi got a good leaf grown from Nii and I put it over my chest. After that, I told them it was now PG enough for them. God, this author is trying to kill me slowly inside by embarrassing me continuously...
We began watching the fight with the Whale and Kraken, but it just seemed like a bunch of blood, slimy creatures, and water. What a perfect combination. They soon halted suddenly, the Whale in the air while the Kraken still in the water. The Kraken's tentacles were through all parts of the Whale, blood pouring down the wounds. The Kraken suddenly threw the Whale off to shore, instantly making me feel worried for everyone on the beach.
Next thing we knew a whole bunch of crap happened and there was about over 9000 Kraken's. That's when I knew we were all royally screwed. How did no one from the city not see these- Oh, never mind. I forgot. They're blind bats when it comes to demons.
We all watched, not being able to anything. I latched my arms around Rin's waist, and I began wondering about what was happening to Ryuji, Shima, Koneko, and the others. Were they going to die? They can't die, no.
I seemed to be shaking, and Rin patted my head "It's okay Kasu, They're all strong" he smiled happily as I looked up. I nodded, my gaze turning back to the beach. I still didn't feel better, and I was happy I had my kinda-like-a-brother with me. I would have Uisce here, but right now, he's looking around town. When we were heading to the beach, I told him to find that guy again who told me about my... situation.
"Hey, are ya'll alright?" Shura asked over Yukio's water-proof phone.
My eyes widen and I shot to Yukio, grabbing the phone out of his hands of began letting out a jumble of words out "Iseveryoneokaypleasetellmeth ey'reokayisryujiokayheneedstobe okaysendoversomepancakesnext timeanddidizumodiepleasetell meshediedshereallyneedstoisa nyonehurtreallybadly?"
"Whoa, whoa. Slow down, girlie" Shura said.
I breathed out, in, then out again "Is everyone okay?" I summarized
"Yes, from as far as I know, everyone is fine. The question is are you guys okay"
"Yes, we're all fine... Yukio is gonna help out a bit with his guns"
I watched as Yukio set up his Sniper Rifle, adjusting it in the right spot, then took a breath in and shot. His shot was freakishly accurate. He continuously shot, and I backed away from him, standing next to Shiemi.
Yukio and Rin began talking, and it ended with them helping each other out. Yukio turned over to look over at Shiemi "Shiemi-San, when the real form appears, I'll give you the signal, so... Please borrow Sea-Monks power to negotiate with it" he explained
"Take a gun and get shootin'" He smirked, and I replied with a smirk of my own
"Happy to do so" I spoke wickedly, grabbing a gun out of Yukio's back, being an amazing pair of pistols and pointing it at the Kraken
"Shoot when I say so"
Rin took his sword out, then yelled out to get the Kraken's attention "HEY! YOU NUISANCE!" He shrieked, and the octo-thingie turned to us. Yukio shot to check if it was the real thing or not, and we got a cry in response from the animal. I grinned and held up my double-pistols, getting ready to shoot when I got the cue. I just really was in the mood to kill something, if it didn't sound so creepy.
"Shiemi go! Kasu! Distract the Kraken from Rin!" Yukio ordered, and I happily jumped into action
"Come're, douchie!" I cried out, shooting the animal five times as I ran to the right, getting the squid to look over at me. It raised it's tentacle, getting ready to smash me into the ground. I dodged it, nodding over at Rin. He nodded back and ran up ahead, jumping along tentacle to tentacle, then jumping up in the air and raising his sword in the air. He brought it up, slashing down on the demon.
I cried out happily, jumping up in the air as all the clone squids disappeared.
All four of us stood in front of Amatsumihiko, him dying away. I finally learned his name too...
"I have finished my duty" the demon spoke. His attention went to the Sea-Monk "After I die, you will become the oldest thing in this sea. From now on, it's up to you guys" He explained to the smaller demon.
"Moooh!" Cried the Sea-Monk
"Amatsumihiko-san!" cried out Shiemi, jogging up to the demon and hiding her face the best she could in the animal, not enjoying the fact with the animal dying.
"You did great" Rin smiled gently
"Yeah. Even though you belly-flopped on me, you're still a pretty cool dude" I grinned.
"Heh" Amatsumihiko chuckled "You are a strange one" He looked at Rin, then me "And you are a special one" He spoke smoothly. I knew he was looking at me, but then he looked at my necklace.
His eyes closed and I watched as he passed away.
I sighed as I stretched out, hearing a satisfying pop coming from my back. I moaned happily and stared at the island we were on not that long ago. I stood on the edge of the water, having enough of the liquid for the day. My thoughts swarmed on the entire trip at Kyoto, and how revealing it all has been for me.
And it's just the beginning.
I was now wearing a shirt that Yukio gave me so I didn't have to walk around with a plant covering my breast only.
I turned around to see Ryuji, and I smiled, waving at him "Hey Mister Softy. What'cha doin' over here?" I asked, putting my hand on my hips and facing him completely.
Ryuji ignored what I had labeled him "I just wanted to check if you're okay or not. So... are you?" He looked at me, a tad frown across his lips as he examined my face. I could tell. He was looking at the burns across my face.
I instinctively put my hand on over the burns on my cheek and looked over back at the sea "I'm fine..." I whispered. I felt so... embarrassed. I felt embarrassed by the fact that my only source of comfort had scarred me in a painful way. I have burned myself in the past, but I only saw them as pleasant burns. They had sent me comfort because I was just interested in the thought of flames.
...In the movie 'Shark Boy and Lava Girl' I was so jealous of Lava girl because she could control fire...
Ryuji frowned and grabbed my hand, taking it away from my cheek "Stop being a dumba$$, I'll stop looking at your burns, okay?" He said, and I nodded
"Okay..." I mumbled, rubbing my arm awkwardly.
We just stood there, avoiding each other's gaze. Finally, I found a subject "I really liked your mom. She's so pretty and nice" I smiled sweetly, finally looking up at Ryuji.
He snorted "Really? All she does is snap at me for having 'Chicken' hair" He rolled his eyes, rubbing the back of his neck with a hand on his hip "She can be real agitating"
I chuckled "I would do anything for a mom like that" I said happily "Well, she did feel like a mom to me. She set out my clothes when I was there, and told me to be careful when I offered to go and buy some ingredients she needed for the bento boxes, and the night before I left, I came out of the room late at night, and she hugged me when she saw how puffy my eyes were, and told me whatever made me cry would heal in due time" I chirped up "You're really a lucky boy, Mister Softy"
Ryuji gave a small smile of pride for my mom and nodded "She can be sweet... if I could, actually, I would trade places with you, Kasu" He sighed. I looked over at him like he was crazy. I was about to say something, but he interrupted "because then you'd have a better life" He looked over at me.
My eyes widen, surprised to hear that. I would had never guessed in my entire life someone would, if they could, sacrifice their own past for my own. I looked away, pink's becoming slightly pink.
Ryuji smirked and bent over, arms crossed "Is MayuNikaSuki Johnson, the most blunt girl ever to walk on this plant and most straight forward, blushing?" I tighten my fist and latched my arm around the boys neck, giving him a hard noogie "Shuddup you brat!" I screeched, cheeks become a deep red color.
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NEXT TIME ON I ATE YOUR LLAMA:
Grabbing my keys out of my pockets, I shoved it into the keyhole. The door unlocked and I allowed myself in.
"Now now, you are fully aware that you are in trouble Missy. One for heading full on in battle with the Kraken when instructed to do the opposite-" "But I was helping Rin!" "-And the second for heading out into battle once again when you needed to rest and wait for me to take you back to Tokyo"..."Tch, who said I would listen to you?"..."You know the power I have" He said threatening, crossing his arms smugly... He was winning. He was f¥¢king winning... He snapped his fingers and a water bottle and pill appeared on my naked drawing desk "Take that pill"... I finally popped it into my mouth and picked up the water bottle.