Author's Note: This story was written to "celebrate" the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. That's right, I'm British. Anyway, this story takes place after the events of The New Warriors but is NOT part of the story canon. Just a heads up.

Johnny Napalm was bored. It had been a few months since they defeated Lou and they weren't currently doing too well in the music department. As if that wasn't enough, it was the weekend of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee which did not help Johnny's boredom at all. Adam Cyrun, noticing this, came up with an idea to snap him out of it. After telling Midori, Hannah Evermore and Anne Burnout of his idea, they went to ask Echo Tesla if they could use her teleporter to get to England while the celebrations were still in progress.

Meanwhile, Johnny was watching a dvd of Punk music videos when Judy came into the room and sat next to him. "Hey Johnny, I don't suppose you wanna watch the Diamond Jubilee with me?" He shrugged and replied "Well I'd rather not actually but whatever..." Judy smiled and kissed him before switching to the Diamond Jubilee. Johnny saw, to his suprise, Adam, Midori, Anne and Hannah on stage, about to liven the boring celebrations up. Hannah counted them in and the band started to play.

God Save The Queen
By
The Sex Pistols

God save the queen
The fascist regime
They made you a moron
Potential H-bomb

God save the queen
She ain't no human being
There is no future
In England's dreaming

Don't be told what you want
Don't be told what you need
There's no future, no future,
No future for you

God save the queen
We mean it ma'am
We love our queen
God saves

God save the queen
'Cause tourists are money
And our figurehead
Is not what she seems

Oh God save history
God save your mad parade
Oh Lord God have mercy
All crimes are paid

When there's no future
How can there be sin
We're the flowers in the dustbin
We're the poison in your human machine
We're the future, your future

God save the queen
We mean it ma'am
We love our queen
God saves

God save the queen
We mean it ma'am
And there is no future
In England's dreaming

No future, no future,
No future for you
No future, no future,
No future for me

No future, no future,
No future for you
No future, no future
For you

Johnny grinned as the song came to a close. "Gotta hand it to them, they know how to cause controversey" he said as the band were taken away by the police. He turned to look at Judy, who was giving him a devilish grin. "Lemme guess... You knew about this and that's why you wanted me to watch what would otherwise be a shite-fest?" he asked. "Pretty much, yeah" she confirmed and switched off the tv. Johnny stood up and began to walk towards Echo's lab "I'd better get down their and pay their bail. Don't want them to have to stay as a guest of her majesty's prison service for too long"

Author's Note: Wow. That was harder to write than I thought it would be. Seriously though, I got the idea when listening to God Save The Queen the other day on the way back from my holiday. I just suddenly got the idea of writing a Guitar Hero fanfic with it featuring Johnny Napalm as a main character. Seriously though, I think the Queen's Diamond Jubilee is overrated, who cares if she's been on the throne for sixty years? Queen Victoria lasted longer than that! God Save The Queen is property of The Sex Pistols and Guitar Hero and all it's characters are property of Activison.