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Eat You Alive

Failed Attempt For Fun

"So what category would it be under?" Yukari faces me.

My eye twitches at the huge amount of books. Something tugs on my ear and I look to my right to Yoru, his paw pointing to his stomach. "I'm hungry!" he whines.

"You just ate-"

"A fish head," he answers. "I ate a fish head-nya."

"That's a lunch," Yukari points out. "It's just not a good one."

"I think that's not the same thing," Yoru and I sigh.

"You sure he's not your character?" Yukari walk forward, taking out several books from shelves.

"Positive," we say in unison. She giggles and takes out some books while I look at the far left shelf. An ancient librarian trembles as she stamps books with 'overdue' on their little 'check-out pocket'. I roll my eyes and scroll through each book, Yoru tugging at one at the top. "What is that?" I call up. "A fish encyclopedia?"

"No-nya!" Yoru tugs it out, crashing into me. "ACK! I THINK I BROKE MY SPLEEN-NYA!"

"WHAT THE FCK IS A SPLEEN!" I shake him, my nose slanted.

"I DON'T KNOW-NYA!"

"Shh!" the librarian hisses.

"Sorry," we both mutter. "Okay, so-"

Ring. Ring. I smack my phone and keep searching. Ring. Ring. I smack my pocket against a shelf, searching once again. "What about this-nya!" Yoru complains.

"Just look through it and tell me if you find something," I shrug, not tearing my gaze from the shelf once.

My voice starts coming from the phone with the voicemail. Hey, this is Maki Kia.

And Nana~

And Quartz!

Cut it out you guys! Anyways leave a message.

BEEP.

"Maki call me for God's sake!"

I blink and take out my phone. "…Mrs. Hoshino?"

"Look, we can't get through the portal quite yet, just please remind Yuki that if she doesn't study for that Geometry exam, she's not getting an electric cage to keep Nick away!"

I smile as it beeps once more to end the message. "Wow-nya," Yoru curls up on my shoulder. "Yuki-nya's desperate to keep Nick away-nya."

"Well, he's a pervert," I dial Ikuto. I put it to my ear. Sorry, but this number is-"Oh shut up," I press the button. "Why can they get to us when they call!"

"I dun know," he shrugs. "Anyways-nya, I found information about vampires-nya."

"Not exactly necessary, seeing we can ask Moka."

"Ask me what?"

I scream and turn to Moka, Kurumu, Mizore, Tsukune, Yuki, and Kaki (plus characters). "What the heck?" I sigh. "You have classes you idiots!"

"So?" Kurumu tackles me, instantly suffocating me. "We wanna help~"

"Help by not killing her, Balloon Girl!" Mizore pries her off.

"Oh shut up stalker!"

"Guys…" Tsukune sighs. He turns to me. "Anyways, Ruby told us we could, seeing she's substituting."

"She does a lot," Kaki grunts as she takes down a book about snow girls.

"Oh! Yuki, your mom said to study for the Geometry Test," I remind Yuki.

"Aw, I'll do it later!" Yuki whines

"When you fail, don't come crying to me."

"Oh I will, but every tear will be fake because I HATE SCHOOL!"

"Who doesn't?" Kurumu gets on a chair and searches higher-up shelves.

"I don't particularly hate it," Moka shrugs.

"Kiss-up," Mizore and Kurumu glare.

A sweat-drop forms on Moka's head. "How am I being a kiss-up?"

"Saying you like school in front of everyone when you actually do," I point out. "Hey, are there any running classes?"

"P.E," Tsukune shrugs. "Why?"

I laugh nervously. "She needs to practice to escape her boyfriend," Kaki drags out a hefty read. "Isn't that right, Kitty-Koi?"

"It's Kitten," I mutter. "That, and," I slam a book on her head, "SHUT UP!"

Next thing you know, Marilyn is floating in front of my forehead. "Ooh~ I wanna hear~"

"Me to!" Kurumu jumps in front of me excitedly. "What's he like?"

"How old is he?" Mizore wonders, her eyes a little larger than usual.

"Is he caring?" Moka beams.

"Not at all!" Yuki blurts.

"Oh shut u-"

"He slapped you, remember?"

All is silent in the library. "He…He slapped you?" Kurumu covers her mouth.

"What kind of jerk would do that?" Tsukune glares.

"Her boyfriend," Kaki skims.

"Whose boyfriend and what?" Yukari walks up. "Oh, I found this," she holds up a page with some scrawled on rubbish. "It says a whole bunch of stuff about this one vampire who had X-Negative. He committed suicide."

I gulp harshly. Everyone sighs. "That's sort of not the issue here, Yukari," Moka scratches the back of her neck.

"It's the fact Maki's boyfriend slapped her!" Mizore straightens. "I'll set that guy straight the first chance I get!"

"Yeah!"

"HEY-NYA!" Yoru waves his arms like crazy. "YOU'RE GETTING THIS ALL WRONG-NYA!"

"Says the boyfriend's character," Tsukune snaps. "You'd always agree with him, huh?"

"Who said it was a 'him'?" Kaki chuckles.

I'm silent, staring at all of them. My cheek stings with the memory of Ikuto's slap. Look, you went out of line, end of story. "Well she's obviously not gay," Mizore states.

"I went out of line," I blurt. They all turn to me, everyone but Kaki and Yuki raising their brow. "Don't be harsh on him for having feelings guys. I insulted his family and therefore…" I shrug. "That's what happened."

"So?" Kurumu snaps. "You don't slap a person for that! It's what screaming is for!"

"I agree with Maki-nya!" Yoru sits on my shoulder. "He has feelings, okay-nya?"

"Why don't you shut up?" Tsukune growls. "You'd agree with anything that favors this douche!"

"Now Tsukune…" Moka sighs.

"Don't try being the good girl, Moka!" Mizore crosses her arms.

The characters sigh and knock on their owners heads. "Shut up," they all say.

They blink. Mina is the first to speak. "It's the commoner's boyfriend, so she will choose whether he stays or not," she nods. "Just like Yuki and her boyfriend."

"You have a boyfriend?" Moka turns to Yuki. "Is he like Maki's?"

"Well, he's sort of, but he doesn't slap me," she points out.

"Yeah he does!" I argue. "It's just the as, not the face!"

"Oh shut up!" she blushes. "Yours licks you!"

"He's part neko! OF COURSE HE DOES! What's yours excuse?"

"He was probably dropped on his head!" she laughs. "And the only reason he's part cat is because of that!" she points to Yoru.

He crosses his arms and sulks. "We're not things-nya…"

"Why are you fighting about your boyfriends' messed up thoughts?" Kaki hugs us both. "Anyways, Yukari, what about that paper?"

The subject is dropped for another time. "Well," Yukari glances at the paper. "It says someone by the name of 'Dike Van Tollis (toll-iss)' had a depressing life and family and he committed suicide at the age of eighteen. It also states that he had an ice cube inside his person."

"He never got out of that first stage," Kaki blinks.

The bell rings. "Oh well," Kurumu pats my head. "You and Yukari keep searching while we go and prevent from getting in trouble."

They exit as Yukari and I sit, staring at the paper. "What are the stages?" Yukari asks.

I hold out that paper I was writing in 'The Red'.

One

Cube

Two

Twin + Ring

Three

Halo + Spine mold

Four+

?

"Nothing above the 'four' mark?" Yukari gaps.

"Sadly," I pluck the paper from Yoru. "The only things we got in the last world were three friend deaths, a whole bunch of dead enemies, more characters, and a headache."

Yawn. I mean how do you live this dragging life? My eyes widen and I grip my head. Oh come on. Sorrow's not going to help you now, sweetie. Shall we make this a tiny more exciting? Wrong grammar, btch. Hey, I don't care for grammar, I care for my power as a demon. The librarian trembles and twitches. And…Enjoy~

"YUKARI HIT THE FLOOR!"

We both go onto the ground and cover our heads as the librarian shimmers and when we look up…

…there's a sparkling pixie. I mean a pixie, right in the gay, sparkling flesh. A pixie.

Oh dmnit! It's not even a GOOD monster! You're just getting this, crack-pot? Hey! You try it! I suggest NOT. Shut up Sorrow! This is one of those Rosario+Vampire moments where you just say to yourself 'What. The. Fck'. Yukari blinks. "You made me duck in cover for Tinker Bell?" she crosses her arms, sitting on her knees.

"Not my fault one of the demons in here got her fcking facts screwed up!" I flick the halo. "Bad demon!"

We're NOT mutts! Well…I'M not, but I'm not positive about Armageddon. SHUT UP! I wince and hold my head, the headache starting to make itself present. "We pixies are NOT to be frowned upon!" the librarian flies over, her little figure looking awfully 'ancient slut' with the loose-leaf-made dress that goes a little above the ancient half-way boob mark of hers. I mean seriously, THIS IS CHILD-EYE ABUSE! No, actually child-eye slaughter. It's that disgusting and unicorn-barfy. She kicks my nose and huffs as I hold my nose. "See? We shall not be the wea-ACK!"

"GET AWAY FROM MAKI-NYA YOU OLD COOT-NYA!" Yoru shoves her away. "Okay, let's get out of here!"

This is HARDLY what I call fun…Shut up! It's your fault and you're going to fix it or I'm killing myself right here, right now, impaling myself with the kitty! Uh-No 'uh's or 'but's or 'butt cheek's for that matter! JUST FCKING DO IT OR I SWEAR I'LL HAUNT YOUR AS FOR ALL ETERNITY YOU FCKING CCK SUCKER! …Of course, the shimmer diminishes slightly and I hear Sorrow whistle. Wow. You even scared me. Eh, that's what happens when you hear you two constantly and just wish that you weren't hearing those voices Mommy warned you about. I get out of my little world of trying to tame the X-Negative voices to see a bright light and be smacked right into a bookshelf. "SUCK ON THAT KIDDY!" the librarian cackles.

"Maki!" Yukari tries to run over, but a bright light smacks her into the edge of a table, making blood spurt out of her mouth with the impact.

I growl and stand. "Hey!" Another light smacks into me. "CUT IT OUT!"

"Maki-nya!" Yoru shoves the librarian. "Maki's heart: u-"

"No," I hiss. "I want to try something…Maki's heart: Unlock!" Ooh~ My change~Crp. Just crp. "CHARACTER TRANSFORMATION: X-NEGATIVE!"

A burst of power surrounds me as the claws form and the halo shimmers black. The ceiling blows up and I see the sky turning a deep purple, like X-Energy. My clothes tear in multiple places and a book smacks into my skull. I pry it off.

'The Negative comes from the End and the Positive comes from the feeling inside'.

-Lisaji

Lisaji's poems and quotes! So this is where it was! Oh don't tell me I was only fcking sent here for some dmn book. I pocket the book (probably due to Armageddon) and I charge forward, slashing the claws and streams of red lights trail forward, smashing into the pixie and causing the wall behind her to be obliterated. Okay, shouldn't this come from a LIZARD DEMON and not a SPIDER? Ask Lisaji, it's mostly her fault. NOT. Sorry, we'll explain AFTER THE PIXIE IS DEAD! Yep. Still psycho. Oh shut up, I'm claustrophobic God dmnit! I roll my eyes and students rush in, staring at the scene.

"You wanna fight, Gram-Gram?" I snarl. "Come on! I have ALL day!"

Okay, it's more ME that SHE. But eh. I control what you do in this state and right now, I leave most of the work to scary little YOU. Yay~ I'm scary! The pixie comes out from under a book, bleeding severely. "Alright, I'm coming at you!"

"MAKI STOP!"

I gasp and the Transformation fades. The windows show the sky fades to red and I turn, slightly trembling, to Moka, her Rosario off. Sht. Holy sht. Double Mega sht. HELP ME! "M-Moka…" I blink.

*Whislting* Oh shut up! Moka sighs and walks forward, a lot of students goggling and taking pictures (and nobody bothers to step in). "I don't know what happened, but cut it out. You nearly destroyed the library for crying out loud."

"She…" Yukari struggles to get up, smiling. "Left the floor…"

I chuckle, my recently black hair coloring back to hazel. "Yes I did~" I skip over to help her up. "Sorry~"

Moka smiles a little and pats my head. "Just don't make me have to come out like that. And for a pixie?"

I point to the white halo. "Blame Armageddon."

"Who?" both ask.

I hear panting and look farther back to Kurumu and Mizore and Tsukune and Kaki and Yuki and Koko and Ms. Neckanome (I don't really care for the awful grammar at this point of chaos) trying to get through. "Maki!" Kaki calls. "Are you alright?"

"Fine!" I call back. "Yuki, did you study?"

"Oh shut up!" she hisses.

Moka taps my head, so I look back at her. "Who's Armageddon again?"

"The spider demon inside," I shrug. "So far, she treats everything like a game. She's the reason why I can turn to X-Negative."

And I'm the X-Positive~ Pretty ironic. Hey! It's the character dummy! Not my fault you filter. Fil…WHAT? Ugh…Kaki's halo shimmers black and mine white. Sorrow appears next to Moka, so she turns. "Let me make myself clear," Sorrow pinches the bridge of her nose. "Because of Armageddon's character, you can transform into X-Negative, but that's like a character change seeing the ACTUAL Character Transformation is either 'X' or 'Negative', depending on who you choose at the end. It's quite complicated, yes, but blame Lisaji for being the complicated hag she has always been ever since the Feudal Era! My character is responsible for the 'X-Positive' and the further explanation you'll find out soon enough! For now, just get some rest for Christ's sake, you look like you were raised from the dead!"

"Gee thanks," I mutter.

Sorrow disappears and the glow fades as we stand there, all the information sinking in.

Review~

I CAN'T SPREAD OUT PLOTS! As you can see, it makes it totally confusing and that means readers don't bother to continue *gloom*

Okay, interesting story, I was drawing (yes I draw) and I suddenly came up with the idea to draw a little manga page of chibi Maki throwing chibi Ikuto out of her room. It was weird. So, for some odd reason, I shall now nickname Maki 'Heartless Btch' because of that very drawing. I'd just like to get that out of the way before I actually type that and have to write this THEN and not NOW.

Things to think about:

One- Lisaji seems like she really wanted this to be difficult. Why would she make it so it's nearly impossible to purify the X-Negative?

Two-If you had to guess, what do you think Armageddon's wish (Negative) is? (Peace on Earth, singer, dancer, that stuff).

Three-RP: What would you have said when she said 'you filter' (this meaning she goes through a restrained form so she doesn't kill the whole world in a flash)?

Yes, when she said 'filter', she meant she's restrained and makes it seems like a harmless puppy compared to the actual transformation (which you won't see for quite some time).

Review~