Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: couch patch

Rainbow is at her computer, preparing to work on her e-mail for the chapter. Of course, the pony decides to try something different interesting yet illegal today.

"Today, I'm going to try out something different." Rainbow said as she begins to type. "Print out million pony bit dot exe."

Of course, when Rainbow presses enter, the computer responds with 'Bad command or file name. The pony, not typing, asks in surprise, "What? Oh." She types again, "no, seriously, print me out a cool million pony bit, pal dot exe."

When Rainbow presses enter again, she got syntax error, making to her annoyance. She types in quickly, "okay, this time really try to print me out a million pony bits, no seriously." Of course, this time the computer gave her this: 'knock it off, will ya'? Not typing, Rainbow groans, "The hay! Oh, don't give me that crosstalk! Well, worth a shot. Okay, onward with...the e-mail."

Rainbow hits enter and types in 'rainbowdash_email dot exe' and press enter again to get her first e-mail.

Rainbow Dash have you ever signed up for either Tumblr or Facebook?

chipmunkfanatic

"Tumblr? Faceook? Oh yes, Megan told us about this. Now to be honest, those stuff that can only be found on Earth. Here in Equestria, we got Derpyblr and Facescroll and even then, I signed up for those. Got a million friends and such," Rainbow answers the e-mail. "All right, next e-mail!"

is there a story behind that patch on your couch? If so, tell us!

form,
your buddy

"Ooh, my buddy." Rainbow said in amusement. She begins to type, "Okay then, Buddy, this story I'm about to tell ya is a good one...and now you all must hear it!"

Flashback

In the past, we see a sack in a room of the house, acting mysterious. Rainbow's voice spoke up, "Well, seems like I was looking for a place to hide all gold from the Buffatec. But once I made the first incision, I realize that not only that I don't have any to begin with..." The bag fell open to show that it's full of oil filters. "...but I released a stench of Equestrian proportions."

End Flashback

Back at her computer, Rainbow types in while explaining, "Of course, they got to call in a Special Forces team to hose me down and hose me down some more," The Pegasi types then DELETED, then type then DELETED, then typed again. "And do so again!"

Flashback

We see Golden Harvest wearing a special suit labeled 'Hass Matt' as she hoses down Rainbow, who is screaming like crazy.

End Flashback

Rainbow, who is typing some more, explains a bit, "I gotta spend a fortune on those Glade plug ins."

Just then, Derpy appears next to Rainbow's computer, saying, "Now hold on, Rainbow Dash. That isn't how I remember it."

"Oh sure, I betcha every pony out there wanna hear your fashion or whiny opinions, Ditzy Doo."

"You bet your flank they do, buddy!"

Flashback

We see a filly Rainbow at her former home in Cloudsdale. Derpy is heard speaking, "I remember a young Rainbow Dash thinking that Pony-a-lympic sprinter Colt Lewis was a real stallion and that she was hot."

Sure enough, we can see Rainbow using a Sharpie to write 'Rainbow Dash LUVS Colt Lewis...and thinks she's hot' on the couch. The present one's voice protest, "Hey, not that is entirely not true!"

Just then Pinkie is heard speaking, "Lies, nothing but meanie super duper lies!"

End Flashback

Sure enough, we see Pinkie standing behind Rainbow, saying, "Come in, I must be the only pony who remembers how that went."

Flashback

We see another flashback of Pinkie sitting on the couch in Rainbow's house, it has a patch on it already. As we can see the pink pony spitting out Ursa Grahams, Pinkie is heard speaking, "It's not so long ago that I was in Dashie's house, spitting Ursa Grahams all over the place. One of those things got trapped in the ceiling."

One Ursa Minor is stuck at the ceiling; Pinkie spits another at it like mad in an attempt to get it off. Rainbow's voice snaps in annoyance, "Pinkie Pie! This e-mail is about that patch on that couch. It's already there in your flashback from what I tell!"

End Flashback

Back at the computer with Pinkie and the Pegasi ponies, the Earth pony said in realization, "Oh, oh...ohhhhhh; Sorry, for a moment, I thought this week's e-mail is called "Ursa Graham Memories'."

We now see an interview session as a shadowed person, which of course is Rarity with her voice digitally lowered, saying, "No, Darling, I got the real information. Rainbow Dash has me over for Gumbo one night. Not sure what kind of food she got in there...but I must got sick!"

Flashback

We see a flashback of Rarity (still shadowed) at Rainbow's house, groaning. We can hear her voice over, "I went into that part of house and saw that little rip in the couch...so I threw up in it!" The unicorn's shadow pukes in the couch itself. Gross, ain't it?

End Flashback

"Whatever or not I used cloud walking magic is not an idea, this is." Rarity said in the interview session. "I'm really sorry for what I did, honestly."

Back at the computer, Rainbow types in while snapping, "Come on, I love that gumbo, I didn't use freaky stuff!" She shakes a hoof in anger. "Oh, if I find out who that mare is...okay, buddy, there's your answer. As for me, I'm going to go over there."

Rainbow prepares to leave her seat but got an idea, making her sit down again while saying, "Wait, hang on!" The pony types in quickly. "Make pinkie pie's head explode dot exe."

Of course, Rainbow's computer responds by saying, 'Forget it, no way.' We see Pinkie and Derpy still nearby as the Earth pony remarks, "Forget it, no way."

"Oh horsecrap! This computer is worthless than the previous one!"

After a while, Rainbow groans as she got up and leaves to be by herself for a while. The paper comes down, bringing this chapter/e-mail to an end. In an ironic sort of way, the printer prints out a PSCII art million pony bill before going away.

Back at Rainbow's couch, Pinkie is on the couch, spitting out Ursa Grahams all over as Spike is standing nearby. Suddenly his head explodes, much to her notice.

"Wow, Spike, you must've did something to make that computer upset at you." Pinkie comments to the groaning Spike whose head is now black. "Did you pour soda all over it or something?"

The End

Author's note
And another chapter done. Good, eh? In the next one/e-mail, Rainbow and her friends does a local news program for Equestria. Read, review and suggest.