|Deadpool vs Fredpool
Author: TGtornadoe PM
This Fan Fiction itroduces a new rival for Deadpool. The dangerous Australian who is also a total bad ass Fredpool There will be breaks in the fourth wall I promiseRated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,686 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 09-30-12 - Published: 06-10-12 - id: 8205381
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Planes suck JETS ROCK!
Fredpool sat in a dark room lit only by his rage (not really) but still he was ticked off that someone had made their nick name so similar to his (although we all know it is really vice verse). A cargo bay door opened and Fredpool ran to it and jumped out. (Whoa!)
He fell hundreds of feet through before pulling a cord on his suit unveiling a parachute which allowed him to slowly descend down to the skyscrapers of New York. He cut off his parachute and tuck and rolled onto a building and took out a sniper rifle witch he aimed at club Deadpool.
He observed the large spot lights and huge Club Deadpool sign and said to himself "This bloke is just broadcasting his location. Maybe hes just an idiot or maybe it's just a very complex ploy to get me to lower my guard"
He then hopped down to a fire escape and began to make his way down to the street.
Down on street level Fredpool jumped into a car, then jumped out the other side of it and rolled across the street. He observed the line up of people and cut to the front of the line.
An angry bystander tapped on Fredpools shoulder and yelled "Hey buddy the line starts back there!"
Fredpool then grabbed the man in the and threw him into the street where he was then run over several times. The mans arm twitched a bit so Fredpool took out one of his hand guns and shot it off.
The usher at the end of the line asked in a fearful tone "Are you on the list?"
Fredpool clenched his hand into a fist witch unveiled his wrist mounted arm blade. He then stabbed the ushers list and said "Does it matter"
The usher took the velvet rope away from the door and Fredpool entered.
Inside he heard loud music and watched several people on a dance floor. He walked around looking for his target and suddenly heard a voice form behind him say "Hello my name is Gary"
Fredpool then stabbed at the voice behind him and immediately realized that he had just stabbed a jukebox.
The entire crowd gasped at this and Deadpool ran out and hugged the dead machine and cried "No! He was so young he had all the opportunities a jukebox could have. What am I going to tell his wife and kids. (Sigh) Alright lets get another Gary out here"
Two men in overalls then carried out a new jukebox and it said happily "Hi I'm Gary"
The crowd cheered as Fredpools eye twitched with confusion and he asked "Are you Deadpool?"
Deadpool looked the stranger over and said "What if I say yes"
Fredpool then pointed his arm Blade about a milometer away from his nose.
Deadpool then said "Yeah, in that case my name is Guy Incognito"
Fredpool then kicked Deadpool backward onto the dance floor. Deadpool immediately got back up and moon walked over to the bar and pulled out two machine guns and pointed them at Fredpool but before he could fire Fredpool ran to him and sliced them in half with his two arm blades.
Deadpool then dropped the half's that he was still holding and said "You seem like a nice guy why don't you have an ice cold Coca-Cola"
Deadpool then held up a coke but it was then cut in half by Fredpool. Deadpool lifted up his mask and took a sip and said "This is so not an ad. I hate Pepsi"
Fredpool yelled "I love Pepsi!"
Fredpool then punched Deadpool in the face knocking him over the bar. Deadpool instantly got back up now wearing a tuxedo and asked Fredpool "Well what do you want buddy urine flavoured or watered down urine flavour"
Fredpool paused for a moment and then said "That's disgusting"
Fredpool then grabbed Deadpool and thew him onto the dance floor. Fredpool then attempted to pummel Deadpool but Deadpool danced out of the way of his attacks.
Fredpool yelled in frustration and kicked Deadpool in the b !s.
Deadpool fell to the ground clutching his privates and yelled "Oh you kicked little Timmy and Johnny!"
Deadpool then hopped back up and took out his swords which slashed off his tuxedo. Deadpool then started to stab at Fredpool but the two assassins seemed evenly matched and dodged each others attacks. The crowd watched the fight and rooted for Deadpool. Fredpool then stepped on Deadpools toes causing him to for a moment lose his concentration. Fredpool then stabbed Deadpool in the head with his arm blades and Deadpool went limp.
Fredpool took Deadpools body off of his blade and dropped it on the ground. He then began to walk away, saying "Well I guess now we know who's the better assassin"
Fredpool was then spun around by Deadpool who due to his healing factor survived the impaling of his head. Deadpool took out a small knife and stabbed Fredpool in the chest. Fredpool stumbled back and pulled the knife out of his chest. Blood seeped out of the wound and Fredpool saw no other choice than to run.
Deadpool watched his fleeing opponent and yelled "Come back when you have a healing factor"
Deadpool then took out one of his guns and shot himself in the head to demonstrate the effectiveness of the healing factor.
Several hours later Fredpool (who was now recovering from his wound) was headed back to Australia.
Back at the headquarters his quarters. Fredpools employer (who had learned of Fredpools defeat) fired him but Fredpool simply killed him by throwing him out a window after jamming a grenade in his mouth, he then blew up before he even hit the ground.
Fredpool then went through all the data that his employer had found on Deadpool and read "Weapon X?"
To Be Continued